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I can’t be a pessimist because I am alive. To be a pessimist means that you have agreed that human life is an academic matter. So, I am forced to be an optimist. I am forced to believe that we can survive, whatever we must survive.
--James Baldwin
--James Baldwin
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Me, after my inside source at the Girl Scouts got me a box of the new cookie before they're available:
"I'm James Bond."
"I'm James Bond."
November 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Me, after my inside source at the Girl Scouts got me a box of the new cookie before they're available:
"I'm James Bond."
"I'm James Bond."
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October 25, 2025 at 10:05 AM
November 9, 2025 at 2:10 PM
The only way to live is by accepting each minute as an unrepeatable miracle.
--Storm Jameson
#SundaySerenity
--Storm Jameson
#SundaySerenity
November 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
The only way to live is by accepting each minute as an unrepeatable miracle.
--Storm Jameson
#SundaySerenity
--Storm Jameson
#SundaySerenity
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This is probably fine.
November 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
This is probably fine.
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sound on. I’m still laughing
November 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
sound on. I’m still laughing
Not surprising and still disgusting. It's a death cult.
NEW: Trump is asking Supreme Court to act by 9:30pm tonight to block the ruling that requires SNAP payments to be made.
November 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Not surprising and still disgusting. It's a death cult.
Cake *and* a friendly reminder of my next appointment. 😍
November 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Cake *and* a friendly reminder of my next appointment. 😍
Would I rather be right or would I rather be happy?
I'd rather be standing victorious with my enemies kneeling before me, so happy, I guess.
I'd rather be standing victorious with my enemies kneeling before me, so happy, I guess.
November 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Would I rather be right or would I rather be happy?
I'd rather be standing victorious with my enemies kneeling before me, so happy, I guess.
I'd rather be standing victorious with my enemies kneeling before me, so happy, I guess.
My 2025 Advent calendar is a 3-pound bag of Hershey's miniatures.
November 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
My 2025 Advent calendar is a 3-pound bag of Hershey's miniatures.
November 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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No. Betteridge's law of headlines strikes again!
"Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteri...
"Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteri...
November 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
No. Betteridge's law of headlines strikes again!
"Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteri...
"Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteri...
Oldie but goodie
November 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Oldie but goodie
“Curb Your Enthusiasm” theme plays
November 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
“Curb Your Enthusiasm” theme plays
Holy shit, Dems ran wild last night!
a picture of a slug with the words " slay 'n slug " below it
Alt: GIF of an animated slug with the text "Slay 'N Slug" and "Slay all day"
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Holy shit, Dems ran wild last night!
Conquer rage with humility, conquer evil with goodness, conquer greed with generosity, and conquer lies with truth.
—Dhammapada, a book of Buddhist wisdom
—Dhammapada, a book of Buddhist wisdom
April 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Conquer rage with humility, conquer evil with goodness, conquer greed with generosity, and conquer lies with truth.
—Dhammapada, a book of Buddhist wisdom
—Dhammapada, a book of Buddhist wisdom
You should live your life so that you are not afraid of death, and at the same time do not wish to die.
--Leo Tolstoy
--Leo Tolstoy
April 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
You should live your life so that you are not afraid of death, and at the same time do not wish to die.
--Leo Tolstoy
--Leo Tolstoy
So long as we draw breath, so long as we live among humans, let us cherish humanity. Let us not cause fear to anyone, nor danger; let us rise above losses, outrages, conflicts, and taunts; let us bear our short-lived ills with magnanimity.
--Seneca
--Seneca
March 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
So long as we draw breath, so long as we live among humans, let us cherish humanity. Let us not cause fear to anyone, nor danger; let us rise above losses, outrages, conflicts, and taunts; let us bear our short-lived ills with magnanimity.
--Seneca
--Seneca
You will never do anything in this world without courage. It is the greatest quality of the mind next to honor.
--Aristotle
--Aristotle
March 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
You will never do anything in this world without courage. It is the greatest quality of the mind next to honor.
--Aristotle
--Aristotle
It is absolutely essential that no one shows any of The Purge movies to the current President.
March 18, 2025 at 12:13 PM
It is absolutely essential that no one shows any of The Purge movies to the current President.