Jenny
@jennyhasjokes.bsky.social
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Jenny
@jennyhasjokes.bsky.social
· Nov 22
Welcome new followers! Hope you like dogs and improv.
"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.*"
*Actually, the second best time was 19 years ago, but close enough.
*Actually, the second best time was 19 years ago, but close enough.
September 18, 2025 at 4:45 AM
"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.*"
*Actually, the second best time was 19 years ago, but close enough.
*Actually, the second best time was 19 years ago, but close enough.
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i think pool noodles should come in other shapes like bowties or fusilli
July 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
i think pool noodles should come in other shapes like bowties or fusilli
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I just won a research grant for free soda because I'm a fizzicist
July 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I just won a research grant for free soda because I'm a fizzicist
All this time, I have been providing my actual name when asked. What a fool I was!
June 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
All this time, I have been providing my actual name when asked. What a fool I was!
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Improv can be terrifying or exhilarating for ND performers, depending on comfort with spontaneity vs. need for predictability. And experience. And time. And style of improv you chose. Or the form you're doing. Or who you're with. Or...
April 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Improv can be terrifying or exhilarating for ND performers, depending on comfort with spontaneity vs. need for predictability. And experience. And time. And style of improv you chose. Or the form you're doing. Or who you're with. Or...
Fellow educator: Are your parents disappointed since you didn't pursue law or medicine?
Me: No, they are actually very proud of me. What about your parents? Are they disappointed in you?
#AAPIStories
Me: No, they are actually very proud of me. What about your parents? Are they disappointed in you?
#AAPIStories
April 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Fellow educator: Are your parents disappointed since you didn't pursue law or medicine?
Me: No, they are actually very proud of me. What about your parents? Are they disappointed in you?
#AAPIStories
Me: No, they are actually very proud of me. What about your parents? Are they disappointed in you?
#AAPIStories
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
New York and Minnesota are opposites since New York is where the Big Apple is and Minnesota is where Minneapolis. 🍎
February 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
New York and Minnesota are opposites since New York is where the Big Apple is and Minnesota is where Minneapolis. 🍎
If you're reading this, drink some water.
February 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
If you're reading this, drink some water.
Happy Valentine's Day! 💕
February 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Happy Valentine's Day! 💕
Hedgehogs evolved directly from pinecones. #FactsIJustMadeUp
February 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Hedgehogs evolved directly from pinecones. #FactsIJustMadeUp
I wonder if The Cabbage Patch Kids are related to The Sour Patch Kids.
February 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I wonder if The Cabbage Patch Kids are related to The Sour Patch Kids.
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lots of people telling me to not worry because it’s all eventually gonna be okay (and i do understand why people might need this framing) but i would like you to know what an extreme privilege it is for you to be able to feel that way
February 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
lots of people telling me to not worry because it’s all eventually gonna be okay (and i do understand why people might need this framing) but i would like you to know what an extreme privilege it is for you to be able to feel that way
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You can’t spell FELON without ELON.
February 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
You can’t spell FELON without ELON.
The V in DMV stands for vroom. 🚗 💨 #FactsIJustMadeUp
February 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The V in DMV stands for vroom. 🚗 💨 #FactsIJustMadeUp
Wow, if I had a nickel for every time a stranger asked an adult I was with what nationality I was, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice right?
February 2, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Wow, if I had a nickel for every time a stranger asked an adult I was with what nationality I was, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice right?
Made it to February. 👏 Let's hope it's an uneventful one. January was a bit much.
February 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Made it to February. 👏 Let's hope it's an uneventful one. January was a bit much.
There are five days left in January.
We can do this.
We can do this.
January 27, 2025 at 11:43 AM
There are five days left in January.
We can do this.
We can do this.
There are actually 297 letters in the alphabet. Scientists have yet to discover the other letters. #FactsIJustMadeUp
January 23, 2025 at 1:42 PM
There are actually 297 letters in the alphabet. Scientists have yet to discover the other letters. #FactsIJustMadeUp
This has been the longest January ever.
January 21, 2025 at 1:51 PM
This has been the longest January ever.
Maci heard you may he stressed and decided to check up on you. (Also, please feel free to fill this thread with your furry friends.) ❤
January 21, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Maci heard you may he stressed and decided to check up on you. (Also, please feel free to fill this thread with your furry friends.) ❤
The person responsible for the Jeep called it a Jeep because that's the sound the car makes when honked. #FactsIJustMadeUp
January 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The person responsible for the Jeep called it a Jeep because that's the sound the car makes when honked. #FactsIJustMadeUp