Jen Jacobsen
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Jen Jacobsen
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Goose and a Watermelon.
July 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
State of the State.
Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.
April 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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I see it. I have lived it. 83 years ago, the U.S. government turned upon a group of its own citizens and residents and sent them to internment camps without due process. I was there among them. American fascism is back. It is here. It is now.
April 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Sometimes you just have to ask—why? The Senate voted to strike down a rule capping most bank overdraft fees at $5, a measure introduced by the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau that was expected to save Americans billions each year.
March 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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I wish people hated fascism half as much as they hate feminism
March 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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we believe we are special and we simply are not
March 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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If the word "inclusion" makes your ass mad, I'm sorry for you. Go relearn that shit at your nearest Kindergarten, if it hasn't already been defunded and whatnot.
March 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Today I lost an NIH grant training clinicians to do research about intimate partner violence with perinatal women.

More women are murdered in the perinatal period than die of obstetric complications.

I didn't just lose a grant. We lost an entire cohort of people building careers to prevent that.
March 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Sometimes I wonder if all the people who used to make calculators are now in a Thursday Night Bowling League with all the people who used to make VCRs.
March 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Having mastered large language models, submarine design, Chinese balloon dynamics, Suez Canal boat traffic patterns, and toilet paper supply chain logistics, I would like to explain some of the potential dangers of mRNA vaccines….(1/14)
March 17, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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i'll fess up: for the last like fifteen years i despised Jesse Eisenberg on reflex. anytime he came up in a movie I'd say, nah, not for me, fuck that guy.

turns out i just hated Mark Zuckerberg so much my hate boomeranged around to Jesse. kinda a compliment to his acting when you think about it
March 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Weird, Gavin Newsom just invited Hannibal Lecter to his podcast to see if they can find common ground in their shared interest in the culinary arts.
March 14, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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Having meatloaf for breakfast. BECOME UNGOVERNABLE, EMBRACE CHAOS
March 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I am SO ready for Poker Face to return!!!
Trying out a new look.

Season 2 of #PokerFace premieres May 8th on Peacock. Check it.
March 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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I don't want to say the Schumer optics are bad but Gavin Newsom just invited him on his podcast.
a man in a suit and tie is standing with his hands in his pockets .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing with his hands in his pockets .
media.tenor.com
March 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
FFS what timeline are we in???
March 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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“Nothing matters other than the question of whether or not we let the billionaires destroy our democracy. There’s a ticking time bomb inside our body politic right now. It’s very possible this thing could be completely rigged by the summer or fall of this year.”

www.nytimes.com/2025/02/23/u...
Chris Murphy Emerges as a Clear Voice for Democrats Countering Trump
The third-term senator from Connecticut is eschewing caution and throwing out the traditional political playbook as he seeks a broader audience for his critiques of the president and his agenda.
www.nytimes.com
February 24, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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The thing is that of course these guys want to just privatize all this shit without understanding that the reason we LITERALLY HAVE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT is to do the things that don’t actually make a profit but still SUPER need to get done
February 19, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Without going all Martin Niemöller here, I do think that it's bad not to speak up for immigrants, transgender Americans, civil servants, women, Ukraine, and everyone else the MAGA bullies are going after. We're beyond picking and choosing whom to defend. It's time to stand up and speak out.
February 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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I went to a tariff war and a hockey game broke out
February 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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February 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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yoinked this image from Twitter, then ordered my copy

join me
February 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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This is probably the most accurate take.
February 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM