You know what, Leif is also a top tier nonbinary name

You know what, Nettle is a fantastic nonbinary name that’s highly under utilized

My son today while we were shopping for groceries:
“Mom, I’m not even embarrassed to be seen with you in public, like I actually don’t mind when you hug me and people know we’re related”

Lmao…thanks? I think 🤔 🤣

Movie thoughts: Companion is just westworld through a manic pixie dream girl lens

Omg my son puts on blueberry yum yum on repeat tonight to fall asleep 🤣
I peek in his room kind of shocked and he says “I knew you’d let me listen to this song because you’re a cool mom, I know it’s about drugs but I don’t understand how they’re smoking blueberries anyways don’t worry”

😂 🙃🫠

Like have you met queer femmes and lesbians? 90 day fiancé visas were made for us

Frankly I’m both confused and offended there aren’t more lesbian couples on 90 day fiancé.

Anyone else look through their stoned half frantic 3am notepad entries and just be like

What the fuck

They live is just the x files in a wrestling costume

Alexander says I look like a Barbie gargoyle today lmao a “barbgoyle” if you will

I just woke myself up by smacking my own face and screaming “Not Colin Robinson!!” And my last dream memory was me morphing into Colin Robinson

My baby girl has almost been with me a year, this was her the day after she came to live with me last year 💜💜💜

Can you imagine the sensory joy of jumping into a giant 10ft cube of jello