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Jen Chaput
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Data librarian, crafter, reader, lover of weird animals. All thoughts my own.
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The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade has always been a surreal journey through its own twisted reality.

Exhibit A:
November 19, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Parade over, put the door to dinner now! #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
And this years Rockette number is a nice medley. #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Need the menswear guy to chime in about that AI Santa ad from google #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I always wonder which Rockettes dance they will do each year. We’ll see soon. #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Is the NYC police band really a fan favorite tho #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Always love the Pokémon balloons! Pikachu in his scarf is very cute. #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
This Lego float is super cute! #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Exhausted grandkids now explaining K-pop, demon hunters, and Netflix original movies to equally exhausted grandparents. #Heistgiving
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Also now appreciating the subtle musical choices, “pop musik” before the K-pop performance is clever #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
No to the KPOP demon hunters hats on the hosts #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Marching band, as it turns out, is not the preferred delivery method for Earth Wind & Fire’s “September.” #Heistgiving
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Please don’t say Rigatoni Pony #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Nicole Byer got a commercial! #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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"Just 14 goldfish crackers long" Americans will measure with anything except the metric system. #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Protect the tiny Goldfish cracker float at all costs. I love this bit! #Heistgiving
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
OMG LIL JON #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The Buzz Lightyear balloon is new? Huh. #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
“Hands where my eyes can see” in the parade. Bless this timeline. #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Busta Rhymes on the TMNT float performing Jump Jump? #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Oh god not the Human Centipede float #Heistgiving
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Wow Foreigner looking roughhhhh. Also why do we have a dancing Demogorgon #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Oh good Al Roker has an appropriate height chair this year. #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
This dance troupe with a lady Gaga medley and the knock off SIX costumes is great. #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM