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Mari Ibarra's strongest soldier.
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32 she/her Lots of chronic medical issues/ mildly suggestive humor sometimes so beware but not a NSFW blog however would prefer those under 15 to not interact due to my age
drama/discourse/ poltical blogs dni.
Won't follow back if under 17.

NO POLITICS.
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December 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Winx Club
December 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Nah, you know what, Uncle Phil... BUTT!
(Uncle Phil decks Will)
December 1, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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F-U, nephew!
December 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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HEY! Stop playing VIDEO GAMES! I've had enough of your stupid VIDEO GAMES! Aren't you both a little o-o-o-old to be playing VDEIO GA--
SHUT UP!
November 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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BITCH!
November 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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You piece of SHIT. *growl* I have to watch TV (television) NOW!
November 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Super Bowl 2001 (Unl) [U].nes
November 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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OHHHHHHHHHhhhhh
You sell fish.
OHHHHHHHHHhhhhh
You sell fish.
OHHHHHHHHHhhhhh
November 30, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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whats she doing.
Uncle Phil shes.
(Uncle Phil chants Christmas tune, neighbor girl runs away crying)
November 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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If only your dad would fix the air conditioner in the pool house. How could he be so cruel house?
November 29, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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You will not speak about Uncle Phil that way he may be an unreasonable dickhead but he is your father and you will show him some respect.
November 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Do you know how humiliating it is to have a son.
November 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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You're the best.
Oh thank you, huhuhuhuhuh.
Would you make me a sandwich?
Not a chance.
I HATE YOU!
November 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Super Bowl 2008 (Hack).nes
November 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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🪙
November 28, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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When Will was a baby I was scared of babies!
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Imagine having to convince your mom you’re not you because “you” is upstairs being rude. Parenting really wasn’t built for this.
#CalvinandHobbes #CloneProblems
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Well quite literally set a trash bag on fire

Thankfully it didnt spread to the rest or the house
November 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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THREE YEARS LATER
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM