Jefethebartender
@jefethebartender.bsky.social
Doing by best to get through this life, just being a hoe on a boat in the summer and then trying to survive working myself to death all winter...
September 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Why is it every time I hear someone say "the writing is on the wall" dealing with the #trump administration, I assume it is in #crayon? #nasa futurism.com/the-byte/nas...
August 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Why is it every time I hear someone say "the writing is on the wall" dealing with the #trump administration, I assume it is in #crayon? #nasa futurism.com/the-byte/nas...
First bullet! Third overall, first in B class! That j22 was sneaking up on me, but was able to walk away at the finish! #sailing #racing it was a sporty one out there as well, we were worried at the start that we were not going to have enough wind to do the race at all, then it jumped to twenty knts
July 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
First bullet! Third overall, first in B class! That j22 was sneaking up on me, but was able to walk away at the finish! #sailing #racing it was a sporty one out there as well, we were worried at the start that we were not going to have enough wind to do the race at all, then it jumped to twenty knts
Of all the things I didn't see on my July bingo card I am officially in a relationship.
July 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Of all the things I didn't see on my July bingo card I am officially in a relationship.
In other news the new boat sports a gigantic Spinnaker... #sailing #spinnaker
July 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
In other news the new boat sports a gigantic Spinnaker... #sailing #spinnaker
I need to have a bunch of unpleasant conversations, hopefully culminating in my having a lot more peace in my life.
July 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I need to have a bunch of unpleasant conversations, hopefully culminating in my having a lot more peace in my life.
If the Insurance company doesn't screw me I am getting the red flags tattoo 🤣 and also maybe married, but that depends on how drunk we get after the next race.
June 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
If the Insurance company doesn't screw me I am getting the red flags tattoo 🤣 and also maybe married, but that depends on how drunk we get after the next race.
Okay, time to make some hard decisions about my boat, very good chance that it isn't worth fixing, so there may be a bunch of Ericson parts going on eBay in a few weeks. Ripped the bulkhead right out of the tabbing on the hull. #sailing #youwereagoodboat
June 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Okay, time to make some hard decisions about my boat, very good chance that it isn't worth fixing, so there may be a bunch of Ericson parts going on eBay in a few weeks. Ripped the bulkhead right out of the tabbing on the hull. #sailing #youwereagoodboat
Had a great sail, but are you really racing if you aren't pulling the chain plates out? This is going to be an interesting fix, not exactly sure how I am going to get this back the way it is supposed to be
June 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Had a great sail, but are you really racing if you aren't pulling the chain plates out? This is going to be an interesting fix, not exactly sure how I am going to get this back the way it is supposed to be
With the attacks on voting rights if I do get married (the possibility definitely exists) I have no requirements that she takes my last name. That is an old fashioned ownership thing, and if you marry me, I DO NOT OWN YOU, you are my partner, you are the one I will love and support. Cont.
June 8, 2025 at 1:25 AM
With the attacks on voting rights if I do get married (the possibility definitely exists) I have no requirements that she takes my last name. That is an old fashioned ownership thing, and if you marry me, I DO NOT OWN YOU, you are my partner, you are the one I will love and support. Cont.
Yerp, third time's the charm???
June 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Yerp, third time's the charm???
When you need a yellow class flag, but you don't have a proper flag, you make do... #clubracing #sailing the commodore did approve it...
May 30, 2025 at 12:50 AM
When you need a yellow class flag, but you don't have a proper flag, you make do... #clubracing #sailing the commodore did approve it...
Random Jeffy quote... "I feel my genetics falling apart listening to country music." (She thinks my tractor's sexy is playing in the background).
May 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Random Jeffy quote... "I feel my genetics falling apart listening to country music." (She thinks my tractor's sexy is playing in the background).
Feeling depressed, need sunlight.
May 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Feeling depressed, need sunlight.
May 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I can't wait until I don't wake up in the morning.
May 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I can't wait until I don't wake up in the morning.
Getting ready for first race of the season (Wednesday was cancelled due to fog). Of course it is 41 degrees out.
May 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Getting ready for first race of the season (Wednesday was cancelled due to fog). Of course it is 41 degrees out.
Time to wrap up the ribs so I can go sling some drinks, but ribs need to be protected first.
May 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Time to wrap up the ribs so I can go sling some drinks, but ribs need to be protected first.
May 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM