Jason Nesrallah
@jaynezzy.bsky.social
Yes, I do think I'm a comedian.
Had to represent the #OttawaSenators when I hosted the New Talent Showcase at Yuk Yuks on Thursday. Didn't get the result I was hoping for, but I'm feeling good about tonight! #GoSensGo
April 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Had to represent the #OttawaSenators when I hosted the New Talent Showcase at Yuk Yuks on Thursday. Didn't get the result I was hoping for, but I'm feeling good about tonight! #GoSensGo
The Who, the loudest band in rock history, just fired their drummer for playing too loud. Rock may not be dead, but it sounds like an old man.
April 17, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The Who, the loudest band in rock history, just fired their drummer for playing too loud. Rock may not be dead, but it sounds like an old man.
Hearing about all the collisions and ditch dwellers this morning... How'd beating the rush to get your tires off feel? Welcome to Ottawa! :)
Quick reminder to all taking their winter tires off... We get snow until May. Relax.
April 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Hearing about all the collisions and ditch dwellers this morning... How'd beating the rush to get your tires off feel? Welcome to Ottawa! :)
Nero fiddled while Rome burned, and Trump golf's while the markets burn. Looks like the Empire is coming down, folks. Get out the popcorn, while we can still afford it!
April 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Nero fiddled while Rome burned, and Trump golf's while the markets burn. Looks like the Empire is coming down, folks. Get out the popcorn, while we can still afford it!
Easter Sunday is on 4/20 this year. Still going to have our dinner, but we're stuffing the turkey with weed.
April 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Easter Sunday is on 4/20 this year. Still going to have our dinner, but we're stuffing the turkey with weed.
So, the entire Greenland trip by JD Vance was to basically tell Greenland... 'You have a beautiful country. Be a shame if anything happened to it...'. All for the Don(ald).
March 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
So, the entire Greenland trip by JD Vance was to basically tell Greenland... 'You have a beautiful country. Be a shame if anything happened to it...'. All for the Don(ald).
Quick reminder to all taking their winter tires off... We get snow until May. Relax.
March 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Quick reminder to all taking their winter tires off... We get snow until May. Relax.
Things are so bad in the US, even the Canada Goose is cancelling its trip south next year. They're going to try Cabo instead.
March 22, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Things are so bad in the US, even the Canada Goose is cancelling its trip south next year. They're going to try Cabo instead.
My coworker is taking all his Canadian flag adorned pool toys for his trip to Hawaii. Told him to watch out for little splashes around him while he's floating... It's not rain, it's bullets.
February 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
My coworker is taking all his Canadian flag adorned pool toys for his trip to Hawaii. Told him to watch out for little splashes around him while he's floating... It's not rain, it's bullets.
Buying winter tires in February is like buying your pool toys in September. Timing just isn't your thing?
February 1, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Buying winter tires in February is like buying your pool toys in September. Timing just isn't your thing?
This song is like aural cocaine. Makes me want to work out, beat someone up, run a marathon... Maybe all three at once.
open.spotify.com/track/7210gU...
open.spotify.com/track/7210gU...
open.spotify.com
January 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
This song is like aural cocaine. Makes me want to work out, beat someone up, run a marathon... Maybe all three at once.
open.spotify.com/track/7210gU...
open.spotify.com/track/7210gU...
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My favourite part of getting close to election time are the bribes.
November 21, 2024 at 6:56 PM
My favourite part of getting close to election time are the bribes.
After hearing that Linda McMahon might be appointed Secretary of Education, are we really that far from Hulk Hogan being in charge of Prayers and Vitamins?
November 20, 2024 at 12:28 AM
After hearing that Linda McMahon might be appointed Secretary of Education, are we really that far from Hulk Hogan being in charge of Prayers and Vitamins?
Ok. Here I am. Where is everybody? #findmyfriends
November 17, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Ok. Here I am. Where is everybody? #findmyfriends