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Lemonade pockets. Champagne lips.
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A bit of advice for journalists: At least *read* the quotes you’re cut and pasting into a story.
October 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Dipping my toes back in.

How goes it?
October 27, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Facebook has been back on its bullshit again during Breast Cancer Awareness Month.

So, unless you already know about the mastectomy support group, you’ll never know about it, because they don’t Recommend it anymore, because it shows…mastectomies? 🤔

WELL DONE FACEBOOK

Explains the 🦗 this month 🤦‍♀️
October 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Glasgow people, HMU with somewhere nice to eat on a late Saturday afternoon!

Any overnight park ups near the Hydro would also be super gratefully received 🤞

#alanismorissette #tryingagain
July 4, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Finally it’s festival season🎪🎏 ❤️

And, it’s the law…#IYKYK
May 9, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Awake at 6am on a BH…

Why?! 😭😭
May 5, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Anyway. Why is there still no bookmark feature here?

It’s very annoying tbqhwy
May 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Tonight I watched a crowd discover Elvana and it was Glorious

The confusion, the disbelief followed by pure joy 😍🤣
May 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Is Vinted still the best place to sell clothes, or has eBay come back in fashion?

I’d rather stab myself in the eyes with a rusty fork than use FB Marketplace tbh but I’m hearing of some really shitty Vinted Seller experiences tbh.
May 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Anyway, who in here is a diabetic that uses a Libre sensor and can tell me how the fuck you record food eaten so it matches with the sensors blood results.

Is that not a thing?
May 2, 2025 at 7:27 PM
What’s the betting we’ve had ‘summer’ already…

I sincerely hope I’m wrong
May 2, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Do we have any ‘melodic house’ fans on Bluesky?

I have no idea what ‘melodic house’ is, but one my oldest and bestest friends has a radio show debuting tonight and it would be nice to get him some extra listeners

@freshsoundzradio
February 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
My beloved pharmacy is up for sale and the current front runner is a chain.

Unless divine intervention happens, I’m going to be job hunting before the year ends 😞
February 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Hate January. Hate it.

Would love to be rich enough to leave the country for the entirety of Jan and Feb.
January 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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One second from every episode of Twin Peaks.
September 15, 2024 at 11:38 AM
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once again thinking about this passage from David Lynch's book Catching the Big Fish
December 11, 2024 at 6:46 AM
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What else was i going to end the day on? This was such a moment in time. Nobody forgets watching this, who they were with, and how it made them feel *cries forever* 💘 #DavidLynch #AngeloBadalamenti youtu.be/pXrjMaVoTy0?...
Angelo Badalamenti Twin Peaks Theme ( Instrumental) 1990
YouTube video by carmsfavtoo
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January 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
@marciles.bsky.social I appreciate this is a bit random, but how does one arrange an applause at a specific (57th) minute at a football match for my beautiful friend Keith who was a die hard white #bwfc (also tweeted you)
January 16, 2025 at 9:29 PM
@jimbo-bwfc.bsky.social I appreciate this is a bit random, but how does one arrange an applause at a specific (57th) minute at a football match for my beautiful friend Keith who was a die hard white #bwfc
January 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Deadpool bingo is getting off to one hell of a start for 2025 😟
January 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Muslim girlies - Mendhi applied 2-3hrs ago and it’s already flaking/knocked off.

Have I ruined it? 😟

Also, how do I sleep in it, because these are things I didn’t even consider 🤦‍♀️
January 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Lads. My 2010 kindle keyboard has finally broken 😞

However, I ‘need’ page turn buttons which means buying a refurbished/second hand Oasis or Voyager (unless you can convince me to save my money and get the cheapest paper white and the page turn clicker things)

Oasis or Voyager?

Help!
January 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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I think about this often. Will never, ever understand right wingers being in favour of policies at leave people on the streets.
On nights like this I get extra angry about the proliferation of homelessness under the previous Gvt. It all but disappeared after ‘97.
January 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Goddamn man he absolutely nailed it. It is entirely possible.
January 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Urgh
January 7, 2025 at 8:19 AM