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@jayjordancomedy.bsky.social
The #DNC and left-leaning media is the reason Trump's second term is 4 days away. Had there not been a conceited effort to neuter and silence the 2015-16 #Bernie Sanders campaign, we would be celebrating 2 terms of social and economic reform. Instead, Elon Musk is Fortnite emoting on my tax money...
January 16, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Startup idea: create a bot net of AI that can interact with video in real time. Rent out the AI to validation needing Twitch streamers as a subscription service. They get to feel like people want to watch them play Path of Exiles 2 and they'll stop sending me their links on Instagram. Win-Win!
December 20, 2024 at 12:27 PM
If my close personal friend, Luigi, gets convicted before Jan 20th, can Biden hook him up w a pardon? That'd be a large hogged move
December 11, 2024 at 2:28 PM
HUNTER'S OUT! LET'S GOOO! Hunter release party @ my spot tn, BYOC + BYOP. This is a BDE exclusive event❗️If you have SDE, stay tf home!
December 2, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Why are we not all talking about this all the time?? 90% of the people you're mad at aren't real people. We've entered the dystopia years ago and it's our hubris which will be our downfall.... or whatever, actually, I've got cat videos to watch

youtu.be/WEc5WjufSps?...
DESTINY'S SCHIZO ARC - [KINO EDIT]
YouTube video by DataMosh
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November 21, 2024 at 8:15 PM
The Dead Internet Theory has been messing with my head recently. If it's true that the internet is roughly 50% bots and AI generated content, I've wasted so much brain power telling a series robots I've slept with their moms.
November 20, 2024 at 12:59 PM
Yooo! They're planning to shut down the Department of Education? This is devastating for the nation's youth. Without public education, I'd have never been able to strengthen the social skills I gained while vaping in the bathroom with the boys. Truly heartbroken for Gen Alpha💔
November 19, 2024 at 11:55 AM
Why do Ubers all have those tablets in the backseat now? I'm a grown man. A grown, very drunk man, that can't help but lose at the trivia game over and over and over because my will is so weak.
November 16, 2024 at 7:07 PM