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Communicator.
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Oh shit waddup
December 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Almost no one is affected.

As Dan Neidle says, "There will be inefficiencies and unfairnesses, as with all taxes, but the basic concept is right: ending the anomaly that someone in a £10m home pays the same council tax as someone in a £1m home – and only twice that of someone in a £400k home."
For context the 'Middle England' referred to here is the 0.5% of households living in homes worth more than £2 million
December 1, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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I’m gonna keep sharing these ovarian cancer symptoms whenever I see them.

I will add - from personal experience - diarrhoea and fatigue.

Get it checked! Remember, there’s no routine screening for ovarian cancer.
November 16, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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trying to start a moral panic and the stories are all like “the ADHD meds really helped but didn’t solve everything”
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Birds but they get spookier each time. 🎃👻

Enter if you dare...🚪
October 31, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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friend shared this, immediately updated my settings
October 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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arsonist shouts advice to firefighters tackling their inferno
October 26, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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OK, this is a test to see if the internet can help my mum. Can you identify a comic rhyming monologue my mum performed at school in the 1960s? She has been blurting out lines at random as long as I've been alive, but can't remember who wrote it, and internet searches bring nothing up. Ahem:
1/?
October 25, 2025 at 12:15 PM
He has to race before he performs? Hardcore.
October 24, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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Iain Duncan Smith says when Maccabi played a game in Istanbul there was no trouble at all

@ianbyrnemp.bsky.social had to point out UEFA moved the game to Hungary after the Turkish authorities refused to stage it &the Hungarian authorities then played it behind closed doors. Hence no trouble
October 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Halloween party tonight, here’s my costume as a ChatGPT output
October 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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This.
October 18, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Are fridges woke now?
Regret to report that there is now a second, woke, version of Corned Beef of My Childhood doing the rounds. The corned beef is now cheese, and there’s a whole section about corporal punishment and eating disorders missing, but it’s still the worst poem in the world. #FacebookNews
October 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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At Charlie Kirk's posthumous Medal of Freedom ceremony yesterday (dead podcaster wins prize) Trump gave a long speech....which of these things do you think I made up?

1. He talked about how fit Kirk's wife is
2. He compared Kirk to MLK
3. He bragged that he dodged his bullet but Charlie didn't
October 15, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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Um. There’s a woman presenting this too.
October 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Sleeping the sleep of a cat who stayed out two nights running and came home for breakfast and treats.
October 12, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Bonfirestarter #makeasongautumnal
Pumpkin Up The Volume
#makeasongautumnal
October 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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FROG 🐸 SEMIOTICS 🐸 REDEMPTION 🐸 ARC
I don’t think we’re talking enough about the fact that we successfully took back the frog. Like it has been a meme for the alt right for years now, and thanks to these Portland inflatable costumes, we’re taking it back
October 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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The Nobel Peace Prize being won by a woman means we can look forward to an unhinged stream of ranting from Emperor Wotsit
October 10, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Dreamt that I was lost in the small Yorkshire village of Appleton Roebuck, trying to get to a house before the taxi I'd booked got there. I saw two wolves, then two lions, and had to ride my horse across the tables in a pub garden.
October 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Zooming in on the badges on that MBGA* hat and ooooh someone's an edgy boy aren't they? Who's an edgy little spud? Yes you are! Yes you're an little edgelordyesyouare

*Focus on England, maybe, or the UK if you want something a bit more pronounceable?
October 9, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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This stuff is so tiresome. In a world where hard skills like coding are getting replaced faster than they can be taught, it’s the soft skills that arts degrees teach you that remain valuable.

Me for the i Paper when Sunak tried this very same nonsense last year: inews.co.uk/inews-lifest...
October 8, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown
October 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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John Archer was the first Black man to hold senior public office in London when he was elected Mayor of Battersea in 1913.

Black History Month is about rediscovering our history, the stories of Londoners like John Archer and paying tribute to those who came before us.
October 1, 2025 at 6:31 AM