Jay Arney
jayarney.bsky.social
Jay Arney
@jayarney.bsky.social
Seattle man without qualities
Hell is a Ford service waiting room with Colin Cowherd on the TV
November 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Oddly, my primary Lenny Wilkens memory is his voiceovers on Seattle-area commercials for “Bonanzer 88”
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Attaboy, Bert! #Sounders
November 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Not the obituary I wanted to read today, but getting warmer.
November 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I’m one of five at this suburban screening of One Battle After Another. Just glad I’m not the only sicko.
October 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Simple Minds took the ChatGPT money I can't stand it
October 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
GEORGE ENTERTAINMENT MINOUNGU #Sounders
October 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Brad Stuver is ruining my Sunday #Sounders
September 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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anyway remember how Donald Trump drew a naked picture of an obviously prepubescent girl as a gag gift for a billionaire child molester
September 16, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Shopping for a stapler and came across this classic line from TOP SECRET! (1984)
September 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Don’t mourn for our fallen brother. Right now he’s riding the great wolf Fenrir around Niflheim with Jesus and Rush Limbaugh
September 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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his father was unavailable for comment
RFK Jr: We had lots of guns when we were kids. Kids brought guns to school and were encouraged to do so. And nobody was walking into schools and shooting people. There are many things that could explain this. One is the dependence on psychiatric drugs.
September 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
connor14kab speaks for all of us
September 2, 2025 at 5:26 AM
#Sounders thoroughly outplaying one of MLS's stronger sides
September 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Ungulate Redemption #Sounders
August 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
But but but he just got engaged #Sounders
August 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Was feeling pretty good about hitting 10k steps today but Friday was the real me
August 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Blue Angels setting off car alarms in the neighborhood. South Seattle is healing.
July 31, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Too Much is the best durn television I’ve seen in a minute
July 25, 2025 at 5:59 AM
This was the game Pedro de la Vega became president #Sounders
July 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Everyone likes the orca, so we should have two of them the exact same size on the front of the kit
Kicking Off Throwback Week ⚡️

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July 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Somehow Pierce Country voters elected a sheriff worse (and much, much dumber) than Ed Troyer.
Washington county sheriff wants to partner with ICE. State and local laws say he can't. He asks the county prosecutor. She says he can't. So he turns to ChatGPT.
www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
July 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Good job, good effort #Sounders
July 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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FIFA didn’t show it, but this happened at the Seattle Sounders vs PGS game today at the Club World Cup.
June 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Just shouted "Nouhou!" like if he was my own toddler starting to eat dirt #Sounders
June 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM