Jasper I Guess
@jasperiguess.bsky.social
They/Them | Non-Binary | Casual furry | 22 years of suffering | Probably some flavour of autism | Watch my silly video essays here: https://www.youtube.com/@jasper_i_guess
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You need to live. You have to live.
October 31, 2025 at 8:55 AM
You need to live. You have to live.
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Genuinely powerful words to live by.
September 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Genuinely powerful words to live by.
MY THERAPIST KNOWS WHAT A FURRY IS LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
a blurred image of a bird flying in the air
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September 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
MY THERAPIST KNOWS WHAT A FURRY IS LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
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In a landscape with so many incredibly tightly-designed metroidvanias, Silksong's exclusion of quality-of-life features is not an oversight!! It is essential to understanding the game!
I think my favorite insight in this piece is in how it considers annoying design decisions diagetically. an exploitative religious economy, charging the devout to use a bench, skimming off the top when they want to save their rosary beads, etc
reviewed Silksong, whose friction is fundamental to its humanism. (may we, twisted by this historical moment into alienated vermin, be like the bugs)
www.slantmagazine.com/games/hollow...
www.slantmagazine.com/games/hollow...
September 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
In a landscape with so many incredibly tightly-designed metroidvanias, Silksong's exclusion of quality-of-life features is not an oversight!! It is essential to understanding the game!
Bad game design is when the game does something I don't like
September 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Bad game design is when the game does something I don't like
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Perverts are an essential component of good art
This tweet pisses me off so bad the dudes animating the crazy detailed machinery were ALSO the perverts dipshit
August 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Perverts are an essential component of good art
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Thank you, UNDERTALE team for changing my life 💜💜💜
July 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Thank you, UNDERTALE team for changing my life 💜💜💜
May 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Genuinely really upset that Arcane S2 concluded every story arc it was building upon because now they're all done and that's the way they ended and there's no saving them in a later season
February 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Genuinely really upset that Arcane S2 concluded every story arc it was building upon because now they're all done and that's the way they ended and there's no saving them in a later season
So first impressions on Arcane is that I'm getting the feeling that there are some issues with pacing and plotting but I can't focus long enough to analyze them because I keep getting distracted by just how fucking gorgeous the visuals are lol
January 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
So first impressions on Arcane is that I'm getting the feeling that there are some issues with pacing and plotting but I can't focus long enough to analyze them because I keep getting distracted by just how fucking gorgeous the visuals are lol
My special ability is being able to mental gymnastics my way into being terrified of any concept in existence
January 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
My special ability is being able to mental gymnastics my way into being terrified of any concept in existence
wait I juST REALIZED THAT WAS A NEW MARIOKART IN THE SWITCH 2 REVEAL??????
January 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
wait I juST REALIZED THAT WAS A NEW MARIOKART IN THE SWITCH 2 REVEAL??????
Finally starting Baldur's Gate III today. Pray for me.
January 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Finally starting Baldur's Gate III today. Pray for me.
They should invent a flavour of popsicle that isn't headache
January 4, 2025 at 5:44 AM
They should invent a flavour of popsicle that isn't headache
Eating an entire pizza and watching the Lego movie like a total girlboss
January 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Eating an entire pizza and watching the Lego movie like a total girlboss
Red One was not *that* bad. Y'all are so fucking dramatic lmao
December 29, 2024 at 4:50 AM
Red One was not *that* bad. Y'all are so fucking dramatic lmao
Damn, that Slay the Princess hyper-fixation do be hitting hard, doe
December 27, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Damn, that Slay the Princess hyper-fixation do be hitting hard, doe
I think Nomada Studio might be my favourite video game developer
December 14, 2024 at 5:29 AM
I think Nomada Studio might be my favourite video game developer
Not me genuinely looking forward to driving to work tomorrow because I'll be able to test out my new fucking windshield wipers. Why does my brain
December 10, 2024 at 5:29 AM
Not me genuinely looking forward to driving to work tomorrow because I'll be able to test out my new fucking windshield wipers. Why does my brain
Outer Wilds now joins OMORI as the second ever game to make me cry even on a second playthrough. That post credits sting gets me every fucking time
December 5, 2024 at 5:10 AM
Outer Wilds now joins OMORI as the second ever game to make me cry even on a second playthrough. That post credits sting gets me every fucking time
Screaming at my parents about One Piece
December 2, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Screaming at my parents about One Piece
GOD it feels so fucking good to have money again 😭😭😭
November 30, 2024 at 2:38 PM
GOD it feels so fucking good to have money again 😭😭😭
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It’s here it's finally here
Episode 2 of GAMECADE is out on YouTube RIGHT now, hope you like it! A lot more work was put into this one!
Retweets or any way of sharing is greatly Appreciated!
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Episode 2 of GAMECADE is out on YouTube RIGHT now, hope you like it! A lot more work was put into this one!
Retweets or any way of sharing is greatly Appreciated!
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November 23, 2024 at 5:03 PM
It’s here it's finally here
Episode 2 of GAMECADE is out on YouTube RIGHT now, hope you like it! A lot more work was put into this one!
Retweets or any way of sharing is greatly Appreciated!
(Link in Replies)
Episode 2 of GAMECADE is out on YouTube RIGHT now, hope you like it! A lot more work was put into this one!
Retweets or any way of sharing is greatly Appreciated!
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