Jason T. Kocher
@jasontkocher.bsky.social
A Cup of Tea. Curious. Some Kind of Comedian.
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I smell like fun.
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I smell like fun.
SQUIRREL DE-STINKERS!
We Remove Your Stink While You Sleep!
Guaranteed or Your Nuts Back!
We Remove Your Stink While You Sleep!
Guaranteed or Your Nuts Back!
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
SQUIRREL DE-STINKERS!
We Remove Your Stink While You Sleep!
Guaranteed or Your Nuts Back!
We Remove Your Stink While You Sleep!
Guaranteed or Your Nuts Back!
All things at a time,
the ebb flows.
the ebb flows.
November 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
All things at a time,
the ebb flows.
the ebb flows.
Yacht Rock is the only original art form.
It comes from nothing and goes nowhere.
It comes from nothing and goes nowhere.
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Yacht Rock is the only original art form.
It comes from nothing and goes nowhere.
It comes from nothing and goes nowhere.
So chilly.
Time to drink some gasoline and watch John Carpenter's "The Thing"
Time to drink some gasoline and watch John Carpenter's "The Thing"
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
So chilly.
Time to drink some gasoline and watch John Carpenter's "The Thing"
Time to drink some gasoline and watch John Carpenter's "The Thing"
Mutt Futzer presents:
A Caldera T. Sextra Mystery
Starring Vigilance Hose as...
"Hoagie Hoagie Hoagie"
A Caldera T. Sextra Mystery
Starring Vigilance Hose as...
"Hoagie Hoagie Hoagie"
November 10, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Mutt Futzer presents:
A Caldera T. Sextra Mystery
Starring Vigilance Hose as...
"Hoagie Hoagie Hoagie"
A Caldera T. Sextra Mystery
Starring Vigilance Hose as...
"Hoagie Hoagie Hoagie"
Without James Watson, we wouldn't have DNA.
RIP
RIP
November 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Without James Watson, we wouldn't have DNA.
RIP
RIP
If Joe Dante isn't involved in Gremlins 3...
Oi Yoi Yoi...
Oi Yoi Yoi...
November 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
If Joe Dante isn't involved in Gremlins 3...
Oi Yoi Yoi...
Oi Yoi Yoi...
I am once again pleased to learn that Andrew Cuomo has lost an election.
November 5, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I am once again pleased to learn that Andrew Cuomo has lost an election.
Jessica Fletcher is Chicken Soup for most souls.
November 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Jessica Fletcher is Chicken Soup for most souls.
I was today years old.
November 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I was today years old.
Not a fan of their chicken fingers, but I still love Raising Cane's overall.
October 29, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Not a fan of their chicken fingers, but I still love Raising Cane's overall.
Can anyone suggest a heated and seated hotel or eatery from which to watch the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade from with a really great mom?
October 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Can anyone suggest a heated and seated hotel or eatery from which to watch the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade from with a really great mom?
You know what?
Fuck the Fraggles.
Poor Doozers...
Fuck the Fraggles.
Poor Doozers...
October 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
You know what?
Fuck the Fraggles.
Poor Doozers...
Fuck the Fraggles.
Poor Doozers...
I am not a musical fan...
But how about "Johnny Dangerously: The Musical" ?
But how about "Johnny Dangerously: The Musical" ?
October 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I am not a musical fan...
But how about "Johnny Dangerously: The Musical" ?
But how about "Johnny Dangerously: The Musical" ?
Man...
Let me tell ya...
The human condition...?
Phew!
Let me tell ya...
The human condition...?
Phew!
October 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Man...
Let me tell ya...
The human condition...?
Phew!
Let me tell ya...
The human condition...?
Phew!
I have found, encountering smartwatches, that I dislike them on a primal level.
October 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I have found, encountering smartwatches, that I dislike them on a primal level.
I am the Isaac Asimov to your Ghostbusters.
October 17, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I am the Isaac Asimov to your Ghostbusters.
Brits!
I am watching James Callis on "Slow Horses" and hearing a lot of Rik Mayall's accent, certain syllables that seem to have too much tongue. Is that a regional dialect?
I am watching James Callis on "Slow Horses" and hearing a lot of Rik Mayall's accent, certain syllables that seem to have too much tongue. Is that a regional dialect?
October 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Brits!
I am watching James Callis on "Slow Horses" and hearing a lot of Rik Mayall's accent, certain syllables that seem to have too much tongue. Is that a regional dialect?
I am watching James Callis on "Slow Horses" and hearing a lot of Rik Mayall's accent, certain syllables that seem to have too much tongue. Is that a regional dialect?
Gonads
and
Strife
and
Strife
October 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Gonads
and
Strife
and
Strife
My name is Jason T. Kocher, pronounced with an "Umpty".
October 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
My name is Jason T. Kocher, pronounced with an "Umpty".
Hey Google.
Am I a nubile Swede?
"You cannot be defined as a 'Swede' by a computer."
I can't help thinking that I should have asked Grok instead.
Am I a nubile Swede?
"You cannot be defined as a 'Swede' by a computer."
I can't help thinking that I should have asked Grok instead.
October 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Hey Google.
Am I a nubile Swede?
"You cannot be defined as a 'Swede' by a computer."
I can't help thinking that I should have asked Grok instead.
Am I a nubile Swede?
"You cannot be defined as a 'Swede' by a computer."
I can't help thinking that I should have asked Grok instead.
How it's going...
I've semi-permanentently added a raccoon cake pop to my daily Starbucks order.
That's how it's going...
I've semi-permanentently added a raccoon cake pop to my daily Starbucks order.
That's how it's going...
October 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
How it's going...
I've semi-permanentently added a raccoon cake pop to my daily Starbucks order.
That's how it's going...
I've semi-permanentently added a raccoon cake pop to my daily Starbucks order.
That's how it's going...
Fire
works
State
Lines
works
State
Lines
October 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Fire
works
State
Lines
works
State
Lines
I am the chicken soup for my soul.
October 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I am the chicken soup for my soul.