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Me at the gas station cashier: can I get a pack of Nathan’s Famous
Cashier: regular or bun length?
Me: bun length, long day.
Cashier: regular or bun length?
Me: bun length, long day.
February 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Me at the gas station cashier: can I get a pack of Nathan’s Famous
Cashier: regular or bun length?
Me: bun length, long day.
Cashier: regular or bun length?
Me: bun length, long day.
He on my Marvin but I ain’t gaye. Is that anything?
February 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
He on my Marvin but I ain’t gaye. Is that anything?
I’m here and I’m queer—baiting. get used to it
January 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I’m here and I’m queer—baiting. get used to it
Just met someone and asked if she had an onlyfans because I love supporting independent creators but apparently I’m a “disgusting human being”??????
January 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Just met someone and asked if she had an onlyfans because I love supporting independent creators but apparently I’m a “disgusting human being”??????
Did I spend $400 on the Weekends with Adele collectors vinyl box set? Yes. Do I still get bitches? Yes. Many things can be true the world is a beautiful place
January 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Did I spend $400 on the Weekends with Adele collectors vinyl box set? Yes. Do I still get bitches? Yes. Many things can be true the world is a beautiful place
“I love beating my wife!”- Pete Hegseth to me in the bathroom while checking my penis to make sure I was on the correct bathroom. He also said my voice sounds girly but my penis is quite nice. Thick, long, good color.
January 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
“I love beating my wife!”- Pete Hegseth to me in the bathroom while checking my penis to make sure I was on the correct bathroom. He also said my voice sounds girly but my penis is quite nice. Thick, long, good color.
Emilia Perez is kinda like if a movie was really bad. A violent drunk driving car crash where the drunk driver kills a family of four on their way to Disney sings better than that lady
January 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Emilia Perez is kinda like if a movie was really bad. A violent drunk driving car crash where the drunk driver kills a family of four on their way to Disney sings better than that lady
Took 15 Benadryl… I’m going to kill the hat man
January 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Took 15 Benadryl… I’m going to kill the hat man
Look I hate trump as much as the next but good lord I can’t with the millennial ass posts on here. Go touch some internet
January 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Look I hate trump as much as the next but good lord I can’t with the millennial ass posts on here. Go touch some internet
Where the mentally ill shawties at? I need more content
January 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Where the mentally ill shawties at? I need more content
My body is a machine that turns 3-4 assorted bevs into incoherent sentences and piss
January 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
My body is a machine that turns 3-4 assorted bevs into incoherent sentences and piss
Everytime I click on the link to see the hot milf in my area that want to fuck I just get a virus. What’s up with that?
January 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Everytime I click on the link to see the hot milf in my area that want to fuck I just get a virus. What’s up with that?
I’d rather watch a white high school performance of In The Heights than Emilia Perez
January 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I’d rather watch a white high school performance of In The Heights than Emilia Perez
It’s the year of the snake but to some of you that’s every year
January 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It’s the year of the snake but to some of you that’s every year
Still no plan for healthcare but at least those trans and non binary people can’t enjoy the splendors of my bathroom!
January 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Still no plan for healthcare but at least those trans and non binary people can’t enjoy the splendors of my bathroom!
Anyone know why my Tik tok isn’t working? I quit my job to become a Tik tok shop influencer and now it won’t open.
January 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Anyone know why my Tik tok isn’t working? I quit my job to become a Tik tok shop influencer and now it won’t open.
Don’t look away I need an audience
January 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Don’t look away I need an audience
My platonic non romantic polycule has asked me to stop calling them that.
January 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
My platonic non romantic polycule has asked me to stop calling them that.
The radio transmitter I attached to my wife has stop transmitting. The only conclusion is that she died during migration
January 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The radio transmitter I attached to my wife has stop transmitting. The only conclusion is that she died during migration
Me (In a threesome with beautiful women): do you hate me?
January 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Me (In a threesome with beautiful women): do you hate me?
People before phones: man I just sat in bed all day on the newspaper
January 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
People before phones: man I just sat in bed all day on the newspaper
My dog (a shih tzu) just told me that the meaning of life is to love one another and foods shaped like a bone????
December 30, 2024 at 9:19 PM
My dog (a shih tzu) just told me that the meaning of life is to love one another and foods shaped like a bone????
I love A. I.!
A-yyy why don’t
I- end it all
A-yyy why don’t
I- end it all
December 30, 2024 at 6:30 PM
I love A. I.!
A-yyy why don’t
I- end it all
A-yyy why don’t
I- end it all
Me Getting naked with a beautiful women: why’s it look like that?
December 30, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Me Getting naked with a beautiful women: why’s it look like that?