Jazzy
@jascowen.bsky.social
Canadian living in California ☀️🏝️
She/her
She/her
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This is complete hogwash
November 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
This is complete hogwash
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
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i showed this meme to my old boss one time and he laughed himself to tears. to tears.
November 3, 2025 at 11:40 PM
i showed this meme to my old boss one time and he laughed himself to tears. to tears.
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now why would i accomplish a four minute task now when i can agonize over it for the next six months
November 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
now why would i accomplish a four minute task now when i can agonize over it for the next six months
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Special congrats to my microwave who has been wrong for six months but is now back to actually telling the time
November 3, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Special congrats to my microwave who has been wrong for six months but is now back to actually telling the time
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I told Canada not to let Aubrey attend
November 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I told Canada not to let Aubrey attend
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Rendezvous on the Beach, by Edvard Munch, 1896
November 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Rendezvous on the Beach, by Edvard Munch, 1896
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i hate that AI has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online, which is my primary use of social media. i don't even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in paris
November 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
i hate that AI has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online, which is my primary use of social media. i don't even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in paris
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@darthbluesky.bsky.social Thank goodness you're here, I need your advice. My neighbor, Max, is continually violating our privacy and spying on us in our backyard. I finally caught him in the act. How do I approach this situation?
October 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
@darthbluesky.bsky.social Thank goodness you're here, I need your advice. My neighbor, Max, is continually violating our privacy and spying on us in our backyard. I finally caught him in the act. How do I approach this situation?
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Those paws aren’t just cute, they’re powerful! 🦦 Sea otters use their dexterous paws to open clam shells and investigate everything around them.
October 29, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Those paws aren’t just cute, they’re powerful! 🦦 Sea otters use their dexterous paws to open clam shells and investigate everything around them.
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#TerrierTuesday Fresh from the groomer’s. Such a handsome little boy.
October 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
#TerrierTuesday Fresh from the groomer’s. Such a handsome little boy.
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I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
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What’s great about the World Series is Canada is being run today by tens of millions of people on four hours of sleep.
October 28, 2025 at 1:59 PM
What’s great about the World Series is Canada is being run today by tens of millions of people on four hours of sleep.
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Remember kids the people who tell you that you are asking for too much… don’t want you to ask for any
October 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Remember kids the people who tell you that you are asking for too much… don’t want you to ask for any
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It’s okay, Jays. You’ll get ‘em in game four, which starts ten minutes from now.
October 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM
It’s okay, Jays. You’ll get ‘em in game four, which starts ten minutes from now.
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She is the moment!
Everything is just perfect
Everything is just perfect
October 26, 2025 at 8:21 AM
She is the moment!
Everything is just perfect
Everything is just perfect
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just saw a Swiffer ad where the whole pitch was by a man, not weaponizing incompetence but just “this product is great at cleaning, here are its features,” like normal, and then at the LAST second a woman walked into frame as if to make sure we knew this is a straight guy doing housework
I love it
I love it
October 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
just saw a Swiffer ad where the whole pitch was by a man, not weaponizing incompetence but just “this product is great at cleaning, here are its features,” like normal, and then at the LAST second a woman walked into frame as if to make sure we knew this is a straight guy doing housework
I love it
I love it
Thank you farm workers! I appreciate you
Side note- Can someone tell the United Farm Workers that their logo is the nazi bird??
Side note- Can someone tell the United Farm Workers that their logo is the nazi bird??
Enjoying a green salad? Our favorite lunch comes to us due to the hard-working Farm workers who are laboring in Lamont, CA, harvesting the fresh lettuce we enjoy. #WeFeedYou
October 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Thank you farm workers! I appreciate you
Side note- Can someone tell the United Farm Workers that their logo is the nazi bird??
Side note- Can someone tell the United Farm Workers that their logo is the nazi bird??
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this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
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god, i love the sky. every now and then you'll just be going about your day and then WHUMF whole lake gets dropped on you. fantastic stuff
October 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
god, i love the sky. every now and then you'll just be going about your day and then WHUMF whole lake gets dropped on you. fantastic stuff