W Jarvis
@jarvitect.bsky.social
"baffling to look at"
Town Planner in training. Lover of buildings. Amateur Psephologist. Transport nerd. Minecraft addict. 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ he/him
Town Planner in training. Lover of buildings. Amateur Psephologist. Transport nerd. Minecraft addict. 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ he/him
Can someone please explain to me why my mother has bought Tex sexy underwear for his birthday
November 29, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Can someone please explain to me why my mother has bought Tex sexy underwear for his birthday
Caught him putting a cheese pot in the oven mid workout
November 28, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Caught him putting a cheese pot in the oven mid workout
I will never forgive AI for what it's done to jigsaw puzzles
November 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I will never forgive AI for what it's done to jigsaw puzzles
Another sleepless night spent mourning all the people I never became
November 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Another sleepless night spent mourning all the people I never became
SNOWING????!!!!?¿?????‽?!?!?!?¡?!?!‽
November 19, 2025 at 9:14 AM
SNOWING????!!!!?¿?????‽?!?!?!?¡?!?!‽
does anyone have any idea why the Bluesky app would use 8GB of data in less than a month? I've just run out of mobile data for the first time in my life 😭
November 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
does anyone have any idea why the Bluesky app would use 8GB of data in less than a month? I've just run out of mobile data for the first time in my life 😭
Whatever I did in my life that means I keep ending up in Swanley, I'm sorry 😭
November 14, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Whatever I did in my life that means I keep ending up in Swanley, I'm sorry 😭
The fucking village I grew up in 😭
It's finally happened.
Christmas cancelled in Kent because Operation Raise the Colours tatty lamp post flags prevent the Christmas lights going up.
www.harrietshamparishcouncil.gov.uk/community/ha...
Christmas cancelled in Kent because Operation Raise the Colours tatty lamp post flags prevent the Christmas lights going up.
www.harrietshamparishcouncil.gov.uk/community/ha...
a white flag with a red cross on it is waving in the wind
ALT: a white flag with a red cross on it is waving in the wind
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 8:59 AM
The fucking village I grew up in 😭
Please, Mr T Biscuits was my father.
Call me Richard.
Call me Richard.
November 2, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Please, Mr T Biscuits was my father.
Call me Richard.
Call me Richard.
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Me tiptoeing around the flat in pitch blackness at 6am to avoid disturbing Tex's sleep, vs Tex storing saucepans, bowling balls, and a glockenspiel in the bathroom so he can be sure to make as much noise as possible when he gets up in the the middle of the night for a piss
December 6, 2024 at 6:56 AM
Me tiptoeing around the flat in pitch blackness at 6am to avoid disturbing Tex's sleep, vs Tex storing saucepans, bowling balls, and a glockenspiel in the bathroom so he can be sure to make as much noise as possible when he gets up in the the middle of the night for a piss
tomorrow i'm dressing up for halloween for the first time in my life and i think everyone who knows me will suddenly wish they didn't
October 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
tomorrow i'm dressing up for halloween for the first time in my life and i think everyone who knows me will suddenly wish they didn't
Overheard in the office
"ohhhh he reminds me a bit of... oh what's his name? Sponge man. The one with the trousers "
"ohhhh he reminds me a bit of... oh what's his name? Sponge man. The one with the trousers "
October 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Overheard in the office
"ohhhh he reminds me a bit of... oh what's his name? Sponge man. The one with the trousers "
"ohhhh he reminds me a bit of... oh what's his name? Sponge man. The one with the trousers "
Look, all I need is a magic pill that fixes everything that's wrong with me overnight and I'll be fine!!
October 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Look, all I need is a magic pill that fixes everything that's wrong with me overnight and I'll be fine!!
Tonight the very rare high-energy version of me came out to sing and I'm glad he did because I had a lovely lovely vibrant time
October 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Tonight the very rare high-energy version of me came out to sing and I'm glad he did because I had a lovely lovely vibrant time
i'm not exaggerating when i say that Dan and Phil saved my life, and everything I have today is thanks to them, so I'm just giggling and smiling still and I'm so happy for them
October 14, 2025 at 7:59 AM
i'm not exaggerating when i say that Dan and Phil saved my life, and everything I have today is thanks to them, so I'm just giggling and smiling still and I'm so happy for them
Dan and Phil my beautiful wonderful boys!!!!
October 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Dan and Phil my beautiful wonderful boys!!!!
the ward I grew up in for nearly 20 years... :(
Harrietsham Lenham & North Downs (Maidstone) Council By-Election Result:
➡️ RFM: 50.4% (+38.8)
🌍 GRN: 18.8% (New)
🌳 CON: 14.0% (-2.6)
🔶 LDM: 9.7% (New)
🏰 HER: 4.0% (New)
🙋 Ind: 3.0% (New)
No Ind (-57.8) or LAB (-13.9) as previous.
Reform GAIN x3 from Independent.
Changes w/ 2024.
➡️ RFM: 50.4% (+38.8)
🌍 GRN: 18.8% (New)
🌳 CON: 14.0% (-2.6)
🔶 LDM: 9.7% (New)
🏰 HER: 4.0% (New)
🙋 Ind: 3.0% (New)
No Ind (-57.8) or LAB (-13.9) as previous.
Reform GAIN x3 from Independent.
Changes w/ 2024.
October 3, 2025 at 12:13 PM
the ward I grew up in for nearly 20 years... :(
Can anyone interpret this shopping list please? My whimsical idiot boyfriend cannot read his own atrocious handwriting
October 3, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Can anyone interpret this shopping list please? My whimsical idiot boyfriend cannot read his own atrocious handwriting
Just discovered that there's no such show as David Dickinson's The Price of Rice.
a) I'm devastated
b) then what the fuck have I been watching over breakfast on ITV3 every morning for the past eight years?
a) I'm devastated
b) then what the fuck have I been watching over breakfast on ITV3 every morning for the past eight years?
September 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Just discovered that there's no such show as David Dickinson's The Price of Rice.
a) I'm devastated
b) then what the fuck have I been watching over breakfast on ITV3 every morning for the past eight years?
a) I'm devastated
b) then what the fuck have I been watching over breakfast on ITV3 every morning for the past eight years?
CAN I CATCH A FUCKING BREAK PLEASE
September 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
CAN I CATCH A FUCKING BREAK PLEASE
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Groups consistently place themselves as more concerned about reducing inequality than they think Labour is. The gap is especially wide among Green switchers, who put themselves at +2.4 on the scale but Labour at -0.4.
September 16, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Groups consistently place themselves as more concerned about reducing inequality than they think Labour is. The gap is especially wide among Green switchers, who put themselves at +2.4 on the scale but Labour at -0.4.
Just casually deleting 786,000 features from a work GIS project
September 16, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Just casually deleting 786,000 features from a work GIS project
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nothing worse than arriving at a lovely neighbourhood restaurant with a fantastic kitchen and exciting dishes, sitting down to take your seats, and being handed The Sunday Roast Menu
July 17, 2025 at 8:47 AM
nothing worse than arriving at a lovely neighbourhood restaurant with a fantastic kitchen and exciting dishes, sitting down to take your seats, and being handed The Sunday Roast Menu
Some really beautiful cheese sellers at this festival I have to say
September 14, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Some really beautiful cheese sellers at this festival I have to say
Quote from my fiancé while we're at the cheese festival:
"hold my cider. I want to go and try a rum"
(it's 10:30 am)
"hold my cider. I want to go and try a rum"
(it's 10:30 am)
September 14, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Quote from my fiancé while we're at the cheese festival:
"hold my cider. I want to go and try a rum"
(it's 10:30 am)
"hold my cider. I want to go and try a rum"
(it's 10:30 am)