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King Krasnov
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Hail to the clown-king, baby
I know we’re living in a futuristic dystopia, but I did not expect a sudden turn into “12 Monkeys” territory
October 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Who had "literal destruction of the White House" on your Trump Bingo card?
October 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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One year ago: 🇺🇸

@economist.com
October 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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if every democrat doesn’t use the “we took freedom of speech away” on every messaging apparatus they have every single day for the next 4 years assume they want to lose
Trump: "We took the freedom of speech away because that's been through the courts and the courts said you have freedom of speech, but what has happened is when they burn a flag it agitates and irritates crowds."
October 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Seeing all this coverage on Dolly Parton and Donald Trump today reminds me that both of them prove (in very different ways) that money can't buy class.
October 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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My buddy @rjasonmoore.bsky.social did this. Brilliant!

New Release the Epstein Files board game just dropped...
October 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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"i just use it to generate ideas"
October 1, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife
September 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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All hail the best patent drawing ever
September 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Congrats to the happy couple!!! 🎉
September 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
This is adorable and it brightened up my day. It will for you too.
Japan has a wrestling camp for kids where at the end they have a show match in front of their parents to show off what they learned.

Thought you'd enjoy this.
September 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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If you’re rich and not a coward, this is what you’d refer to as a “market opportunity” to dominate a media ecosystem that’s about to be covered in grotesque government slop. To be a pop of color in a sea of beige will be easier than ever. People will flock to it. You gotta be a little brave, though.
September 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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so uh while we're talking about political violence,

Jennifer Mascott, one of Trump’s judicial nominees, received multiple opportunities at her confirmation hearing last Wednesday to clarify her position on the legality of murder and did not take them

ballsandstrikes.org/nominations/...
Can Trump Have His Political Opponents Killed? This Trump Judicial Nominee Won’t Say
Jennifer Mascott shows that if you are a Trump loyalist who aspires to be a federal judge, there are some things you just can’t say, no matter how absurd you look in the process.
ballsandstrikes.org
September 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Maybe we should have just let Y2K happen.
August 29, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Every member of DNC leadership should have committed seppuku after November and every day that passes only provides more evidence for this
August 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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The ways that AI is catalyzing our own self-destruction:
- faster and deeper wealth transfer upwards to charlatans and cretins
- empowering the worst humans on earth
- lowering critical thinking skills
- consuming natural resources at staggering rate
- breaking psychological health of millions
August 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
2025 will be the year America loses both the Russian Cold War and the American Civil War.
August 19, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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the level of villain is giving silver age comic book
August 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
The only "Peace prize" he deserves is a "Piece of Shit Prize"
August 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Considering changing my career to Grifter. It seems incredibly lucrative these days.
August 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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A small but classic example of what affirmative action has usually meant in America). Preferential treatment for rich & connected white men.
Aug. 2, 1925: John Coolidge, the president's 18-year-old son, is made a corporal on his second day of service at a Citizens' Military Training Camp at Camp Devens in Massachusetts.
August 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Mister Rogers never misses
January 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
OF COURSE he’s renovating the White House. Construction is his go-to method of money laundering. I can smell the grift from here, and I’m in the middle of the country.
July 31, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Every single actor, writer, director, and showrunner should be storming Amazon's headquarters like it's a more glamorous January 6th. www.businessinsider.com/fable-amazon...
Amazon just funded a streamer that lets you use AI to make your own TV shows. Read its pitch deck.
Fable Studio got Amazon backing for its AI streaming platform, Showrunner. Here's its pitch to Hollywood studios.
www.businessinsider.com
July 31, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I wonder how long the buzz about the South Park season 27 premiere will last this week.
July 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM