Jared
jaredf.bsky.social
Jared
@jaredf.bsky.social
Philly. Just happy to be here.
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flushing my meds down the toilet. to save Israel
May 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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me and my boys used to stand here throwing potions at each other
final fantasy tactics / psx
square, 1997
April 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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smoking that shit that makes you feel like billy bob thornton live
November 15, 2024 at 3:48 AM
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There are so many other feeds other than “what’s hot” and “discover”
Seriously. Go right now to What’s Hot or What’s Hot Classic and tell me how many “better people” you find in there.

There are plenty of other discoverability issues, but that’s the biggest and most obvious, especially to newer users.

So, yeah… “just follow better people” isn’t really useful advice
October 19, 2024 at 6:03 PM
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To sign off for the night with: a couple of pages each from the Final Fantasy and Dragon Warrior (aka Quest) guides & previews from Nintendo Power.

They're both so wonderfully written and illustrated, introducing each game's respective worlds in an engaging way.
June 22, 2024 at 11:04 PM
I'm happy to have been early to the party. Feel like it's getting better every day!
September 18, 2024 at 3:44 PM
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Trump is gonna spend the rest of his life dodging cartoonishly inept assassins culled from the deep bench of increasingly unstable weirdos who support him. We’re gonna spend so much tax money defending him from “foreskin truthers” trying to cast a stick of dynamite over the fence into Mar a Lago
September 15, 2024 at 11:32 PM
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make this woman the president
August 19, 2024 at 9:15 PM
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jd vance fails the "eat a burger in the bathroom" quadrennial political challenge. he ate it while sitting on the toilet. governor tim walz proudly ate his burger nude in the shower
August 19, 2024 at 10:54 PM
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Something I have never believed is that you should read conservatives to get their perspective. It’s actually very easily gotten; a little goes a long way. Conservatism is an intellectual defense of selfishness where the conservative is always in a superior in group. That’s it to me.
August 6, 2023 at 4:40 PM
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now that twitter is using “posts” and “reposts” we can start calling them tweets and retweets here and if anyone asks we can say it’s because we’re all just birds flying through the bluesky or whatever
July 29, 2023 at 6:16 PM
July 7, 2023 at 6:13 PM
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let’s see, do I want an app where funny posters run riot and call what they’re doing “skeets” or do I want to be Connected With The Brands I Love? super tough call lol
July 6, 2023 at 3:00 PM
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[Beck voice] in the time of NFTs they stole my monkey
July 4, 2023 at 11:56 PM
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can’t believe my stupid ass has imposter syndrome while elon musk is confidently marching around twitter HQ and chewing on wires until something breaks
July 2, 2023 at 1:30 PM
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pretty stark reminder today of how allowing individuals to amass extraordinary wealth directly affects everyone else
July 1, 2023 at 9:34 PM
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this is like the sound of the 7th trumpet
July 1, 2023 at 11:12 PM
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Elon is like Thanos. His kids don’t talk to him
July 1, 2023 at 11:31 PM
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June 23, 2023 at 5:57 PM
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June 22, 2023 at 8:19 PM
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an important life lesson that Elon is about to learn is if you challenge a weird little nerd to a fight and he immediately accepts you’re about to get your ass beat
June 22, 2023 at 3:26 AM
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to everyone that's new:
- feel free to just reply, comment and follow people you don't know and reskeet their stuff, it is a much friendlier place and it also helps you get to know new people
- look at all the settings for "my feeds" and "moderation" and settings
June 22, 2023 at 12:20 AM
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are there perverts here. I gave up on mastodon cos they didn't have perverts
June 21, 2023 at 10:09 PM