Jesper Andersen
@jandersen.bsky.social
Teaching robots to love. AI engineer. Google Deepmind. Portland, OR
If you add two more tablespoons of butter it will fix that off taste.
November 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
If you add two more tablespoons of butter it will fix that off taste.
Our house was vandalized via the delivery of an unasked for kayak, because Portland.
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Our house was vandalized via the delivery of an unasked for kayak, because Portland.
It is your absolute right to shut the fuck up in perilous moments. Really.
November 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
It is your absolute right to shut the fuck up in perilous moments. Really.
Ryan Lizza is a weapon of mass destruction
November 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Ryan Lizza is a weapon of mass destruction
A strong cancel culture would have spared us all from having to know this, and having to know about Larry Summers’ Charlie Brown-like inability to get the red haired girl to talk to him.
oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Part 1: How I Found Out
Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...
www.telos.news
November 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
A strong cancel culture would have spared us all from having to know this, and having to know about Larry Summers’ Charlie Brown-like inability to get the red haired girl to talk to him.
Anyhow Merrick Garland, right?
November 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Anyhow Merrick Garland, right?
I’ve moved on to demanding removing Schumer from leadership in my phone calls
November 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I’ve moved on to demanding removing Schumer from leadership in my phone calls
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Too soon to know either way but whereas Republicans in the 2010’s just wanted crazy candidates, it’s possible Dem voters are just “Please stop sending us 78-year old establishment candidates, give us literally anyone else.”
October 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Too soon to know either way but whereas Republicans in the 2010’s just wanted crazy candidates, it’s possible Dem voters are just “Please stop sending us 78-year old establishment candidates, give us literally anyone else.”
It’s me. I found the thief.
October 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
It’s me. I found the thief.
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Portland has largely been abandoned by national politicians but they break upon us because River has more courage than Jeffries and Schumer combined.
"Look around. Your enemy is a barista named River." www.theverge.com/policy/80231...
March of the frogs
“We will answer fascism with absurdism, as only Portland can.”
www.theverge.com
October 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Portland has largely been abandoned by national politicians but they break upon us because River has more courage than Jeffries and Schumer combined.
@reckless.bsky.social so, um, turns out party speakers are pretty popular at marches.
October 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
@reckless.bsky.social so, um, turns out party speakers are pretty popular at marches.
It is somewhat fitting that we fight a regime of twelve-year olds armed with the very best Halloween costumes and craft supplies.
October 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
It is somewhat fitting that we fight a regime of twelve-year olds armed with the very best Halloween costumes and craft supplies.
I did not wish to live in interesting times.
October 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I did not wish to live in interesting times.
Signal is incredible but it’s kinda wild that the response to “horrible things happen there” has been “but we stop oppression” and now the world’s worst people use it to avoid consequences for oppressing people.
October 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Signal is incredible but it’s kinda wild that the response to “horrible things happen there” has been “but we stop oppression” and now the world’s worst people use it to avoid consequences for oppressing people.
The Portland Liberation Irregulars have found their Humvee.
October 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The Portland Liberation Irregulars have found their Humvee.
So real question. How many of these shootings were routinely caught before we transferred a bunch of agents out of domestic terrorism fighting.?
September 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
So real question. How many of these shootings were routinely caught before we transferred a bunch of agents out of domestic terrorism fighting.?
The line for Matt’s Tacos is double normal as the impact of Portland’s war rations take
hold.
hold.
September 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The line for Matt’s Tacos is double normal as the impact of Portland’s war rations take
hold.
hold.
You should already have been following @timdickinson.bsky.social but he’s a Portland local and is covering what is really happening here.
September 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
You should already have been following @timdickinson.bsky.social but he’s a Portland local and is covering what is really happening here.
The only war in Portland is over how often neighbors clean up after their stone fruit trees.
September 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The only war in Portland is over how often neighbors clean up after their stone fruit trees.
Hey guys! I’ve finally made it. Isaac Chotiner just messaged me that he’s sending my interview to Kendrick because he would appreciate it.
September 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Hey guys! I’ve finally made it. Isaac Chotiner just messaged me that he’s sending my interview to Kendrick because he would appreciate it.
I’m too old to learn how to torrent… please put the ending of Alien Earth on Napster.
September 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I’m too old to learn how to torrent… please put the ending of Alien Earth on Napster.
The problem with trying to share the experience of seeing both Wil Wheaton and Cornell West on your flight is finding a person who knows both of these people.
September 12, 2025 at 9:31 AM
The problem with trying to share the experience of seeing both Wil Wheaton and Cornell West on your flight is finding a person who knows both of these people.
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Bluey is some of the best media produced in any format in the last 40 years. It's astonishingly good.
Sleepytime, S02E29, is impossibly good story telling in 5 minutes. Makes me cry every damn time.
Sleepytime, S02E29, is impossibly good story telling in 5 minutes. Makes me cry every damn time.
September 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Bluey is some of the best media produced in any format in the last 40 years. It's astonishingly good.
Sleepytime, S02E29, is impossibly good story telling in 5 minutes. Makes me cry every damn time.
Sleepytime, S02E29, is impossibly good story telling in 5 minutes. Makes me cry every damn time.