This is a morning only “can’t fight the moonlight” can save
April 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
This is a morning only “can’t fight the moonlight” can save
I need a large thick man to lay his full body weight one top of me to the point I can barely breath…
April 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I need a large thick man to lay his full body weight one top of me to the point I can barely breath…
Well…and…if you think about it…
April 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Well…and…if you think about it…
Fuck someone brought subway on the plane we have to throw the whole plane out😭
April 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Fuck someone brought subway on the plane we have to throw the whole plane out😭
not to be ~emo~ on main but I need this era of maybe being laid off/maybe not to be over. Tell me my severance and do it so I can move on I am not meant for this.
April 9, 2025 at 1:11 PM
not to be ~emo~ on main but I need this era of maybe being laid off/maybe not to be over. Tell me my severance and do it so I can move on I am not meant for this.
That being said! If anyone hiring needs a wonderful, super sexy, smart, and silly public health researcher plz lemme know!🤪
For years I’ve been (moderately) ok with making a bit less money, but loving the work I do, good benefits, and stability. My job got me through COVID. Now…90 percent of my research institute has been dismantled in a week. Over 2 decades of hard, good work…gone overnight. And it’s not even over yet.
April 2, 2025 at 12:57 PM
That being said! If anyone hiring needs a wonderful, super sexy, smart, and silly public health researcher plz lemme know!🤪
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Someone just sent me a video with the try guys in it ok how about I try giving myself an aneurysm
March 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Someone just sent me a video with the try guys in it ok how about I try giving myself an aneurysm
Hahahahahahaha my LinkedIn went from everyone talking about their accomplishments to talking about how the govt has ruined their careers I hate this country so fucking much
March 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Hahahahahahaha my LinkedIn went from everyone talking about their accomplishments to talking about how the govt has ruined their careers I hate this country so fucking much
WHAT IM LITERALLY KILLING MYSELF WHATTT
#AmericanDad Cancelled After 21 Seasons at #TBS; Seeking New Home but Future Currently TBD
March 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
WHAT IM LITERALLY KILLING MYSELF WHATTT
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It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!
March 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!
Can I please get a fucking break
February 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Can I please get a fucking break
Absolute power corrupts absolutely like obvi, except if I had it though. I’d be really fucking cool about it
February 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Absolute power corrupts absolutely like obvi, except if I had it though. I’d be really fucking cool about it
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WIRED is tracking numerous reports of Musk-related shenanigans across the federal govt.
We're looking for fed employees open to discussing the activity they're seeing or to help confirm other reports. Anonymity offered.
Please use @signal.org (contact dell.3030). Do not use work networks/devices.
We're looking for fed employees open to discussing the activity they're seeing or to help confirm other reports. Anonymity offered.
Please use @signal.org (contact dell.3030). Do not use work networks/devices.
February 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
WIRED is tracking numerous reports of Musk-related shenanigans across the federal govt.
We're looking for fed employees open to discussing the activity they're seeing or to help confirm other reports. Anonymity offered.
Please use @signal.org (contact dell.3030). Do not use work networks/devices.
We're looking for fed employees open to discussing the activity they're seeing or to help confirm other reports. Anonymity offered.
Please use @signal.org (contact dell.3030). Do not use work networks/devices.
“Kill em with kindness”
Id rather k*ll them w/ a g*n
Id rather k*ll them w/ a g*n
February 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
“Kill em with kindness”
Id rather k*ll them w/ a g*n
Id rather k*ll them w/ a g*n
ABRACADABRA, AMOR OO NA NA
ABRACADABRA, MORTA OOH GA GA
ABRACADABRA, MORTA OOH GA GA
February 3, 2025 at 5:31 AM
ABRACADABRA, AMOR OO NA NA
ABRACADABRA, MORTA OOH GA GA
ABRACADABRA, MORTA OOH GA GA
So....Maybe I wont lose my job??? Just maybe???
🚨 BREAKING: OMB has just issued a memo *rescinding* the previous memo freezing all federal financial assistance programs.
Full text, per government source:
Full text, per government source:
January 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
So....Maybe I wont lose my job??? Just maybe???
This country needs to fail. I hate it here so fucking bad if I lose my job bc of Trump it’ll be too much
January 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
This country needs to fail. I hate it here so fucking bad if I lose my job bc of Trump it’ll be too much
this shit fucking sucks man.
January 23, 2025 at 11:08 PM
this shit fucking sucks man.
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evade that fare, steal company time, share your hormones, scam the government, do fraud, be a fag, have fun
January 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
evade that fare, steal company time, share your hormones, scam the government, do fraud, be a fag, have fun
really and truly everyone is pissing me off today.
January 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
really and truly everyone is pissing me off today.
its really crazy how I, myself, make myself spiral and I KNOW that! But also the need to spiral is too strong
January 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
its really crazy how I, myself, make myself spiral and I KNOW that! But also the need to spiral is too strong
Damn I really cant get a breakkkkk
January 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Damn I really cant get a breakkkkk
I think if you bring smelly food on an airplane I should be allowed to hit you
December 27, 2024 at 9:51 PM
I think if you bring smelly food on an airplane I should be allowed to hit you
rewatching castlevania nocturne dont text
December 27, 2024 at 7:00 PM
rewatching castlevania nocturne dont text