@jalanmiddleton.bsky.social
You rubes. You thought you were just giving "Home" by Sharpe et al. well warranted & overdue hate. You have merely brought its evil back to life. You fools.
August 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
You rubes. You thought you were just giving "Home" by Sharpe et al. well warranted & overdue hate. You have merely brought its evil back to life. You fools.
July. The year is half over. Round up. It's over. Might as well be 2030. Let's go.
July 1, 2025 at 12:44 PM
July. The year is half over. Round up. It's over. Might as well be 2030. Let's go.
The release of a new Will Smith album marks the advent of a new Willennium. Blessings to you and yours. ✨✨
March 28, 2025 at 12:22 PM
The release of a new Will Smith album marks the advent of a new Willennium. Blessings to you and yours. ✨✨
French secret agents trying to recruit David Copperfield for a heist right now
Well that’s a headline I did not except to see. Ever.
March 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
French secret agents trying to recruit David Copperfield for a heist right now
Can't decide on the name for my religious chicken restaurant. Do I go with Catholic Church's Chicken or PopeYes?
January 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Can't decide on the name for my religious chicken restaurant. Do I go with Catholic Church's Chicken or PopeYes?
This meeting could've been a singing telegram.
January 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
This meeting could've been a singing telegram.
@rhyporter.bsky.social Good morning, fellow Early Mover.
November 20, 2024 at 2:08 PM
@rhyporter.bsky.social Good morning, fellow Early Mover.
Well, well, well. Guess I'm part of the Zeitgeist after all.
November 20, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Well, well, well. Guess I'm part of the Zeitgeist after all.
Have heard multiple new songs about the Kool-Aid Man today. Man is breaking through to the mainstream for sure
January 5, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Have heard multiple new songs about the Kool-Aid Man today. Man is breaking through to the mainstream for sure
I'm a headband guy now. #newyearnewme
January 1, 2024 at 11:52 PM
I'm a headband guy now. #newyearnewme
Wyatts of the world sound off: how has the rise of GYATT ruined how people say your name
December 28, 2023 at 11:42 AM
Wyatts of the world sound off: how has the rise of GYATT ruined how people say your name
@rhyporter.bsky.social is the hardest hitting reporter I know. Terrible with news but maxes out that one punching arcade game.
December 8, 2023 at 6:37 PM
@rhyporter.bsky.social is the hardest hitting reporter I know. Terrible with news but maxes out that one punching arcade game.
Hello @rhyporter.bsky.social hope you are well. Have you seen Maurice lately. He owes me $20 from our afternoon golfing. Janice says hello. -JM
December 7, 2023 at 1:32 AM
Hello @rhyporter.bsky.social hope you are well. Have you seen Maurice lately. He owes me $20 from our afternoon golfing. Janice says hello. -JM
Hello @heathstroganoff.bsky.social I hope you are doing well - JM
December 7, 2023 at 1:22 AM
Hello @heathstroganoff.bsky.social I hope you are doing well - JM