Does the phrase 'cheap as chips' mean nothing anymore?
September 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Does the phrase 'cheap as chips' mean nothing anymore?
I've set my family group chat alight with this picture of the pasta and strawberries I had for dinner
July 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I've set my family group chat alight with this picture of the pasta and strawberries I had for dinner
Sick of this woke nonsense!!!
June 28, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Sick of this woke nonsense!!!
Called my black coworker needy earlier...big mistake
May 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Called my black coworker needy earlier...big mistake
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... RIP to a real one
Uruguay's José Mujica, world's 'poorest president', dies
The former guerrilla who governed Uruguay from 2010 to 2015 earned his nickname because of his modest lifestyle.
www.bbc.co.uk
May 14, 2025 at 8:19 AM
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... RIP to a real one
May 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I don't mean to brag but this weekend I've been to 3 out of south Lincolnshire's 4 largest human settlements
May 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I don't mean to brag but this weekend I've been to 3 out of south Lincolnshire's 4 largest human settlements
@klummm.bsky.social move out the way your head's blocking the time
April 18, 2025 at 10:13 AM
@klummm.bsky.social move out the way your head's blocking the time
Reposted by Jake
In Skegvegas with @jakersss.bsky.social absolutely livin’ it large.
March 31, 2025 at 1:59 PM
In Skegvegas with @jakersss.bsky.social absolutely livin’ it large.
Happy mother's day. Here are some of my personal favourite mothers
March 30, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Happy mother's day. Here are some of my personal favourite mothers
Shaking hands and holding hands aren't really all that different
March 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Shaking hands and holding hands aren't really all that different
I just bought a bunch of bananas and a bag of spicy tomato Snaps. The woman in the shop tried to charge me £6.60
March 21, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I just bought a bunch of bananas and a bag of spicy tomato Snaps. The woman in the shop tried to charge me £6.60
My excuses for being late for work are getting better
March 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
My excuses for being late for work are getting better
'The guy who took my virginity is now my brother-in-law'
March 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
'The guy who took my virginity is now my brother-in-law'
@klummm.bsky.social is this pack of wafer thin ham of yours supposed to be used by this August or last?
March 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
@klummm.bsky.social is this pack of wafer thin ham of yours supposed to be used by this August or last?
I was so sure that it wasn't me getting flecks of toothpaste spit on the bathroom mirror and yet Callum has been away the entire time since I last cleaned it and there they are again
March 3, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I was so sure that it wasn't me getting flecks of toothpaste spit on the bathroom mirror and yet Callum has been away the entire time since I last cleaned it and there they are again
Cheese spread on toast for dinner, jam on toast for pudding
March 3, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Cheese spread on toast for dinner, jam on toast for pudding
Earlier in Asda the song Juice by Lizzo came on while I was shopping for juice
February 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Earlier in Asda the song Juice by Lizzo came on while I was shopping for juice
Good morning I hope @klummm.bsky.social @mattclark94.bsky.social and @oliviaj0nes.bsky.social are having a nice time at home and @danielspammond.bsky.social is having a nice time at work
February 20, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Good morning I hope @klummm.bsky.social @mattclark94.bsky.social and @oliviaj0nes.bsky.social are having a nice time at home and @danielspammond.bsky.social is having a nice time at work
Being hungover is dangerous 'cause earlier I bought some trousers from M&S without trying them on or checking how much they were
February 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Being hungover is dangerous 'cause earlier I bought some trousers from M&S without trying them on or checking how much they were
I spent ages in the shop deliberating over which crisps to buy and in the end I settled on a six pack of Walkers ready salted
February 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I spent ages in the shop deliberating over which crisps to buy and in the end I settled on a six pack of Walkers ready salted
It's impressive how this song, in just four lines, uses a non-linear narrative structure to describe an idyllic scene which lulls the listener into a false sense of security, before sharply revealing hitherto undisclosed peril for its protagonist.
February 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
It's impressive how this song, in just four lines, uses a non-linear narrative structure to describe an idyllic scene which lulls the listener into a false sense of security, before sharply revealing hitherto undisclosed peril for its protagonist.
Look at this absurdly small gap you need to squeeze through to get to these urinals in the O'Neill's in Leeds
February 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Look at this absurdly small gap you need to squeeze through to get to these urinals in the O'Neill's in Leeds