Halloween is so fun, how can we start more traditions like trick or treating. Seems impossible in the modern age to start something like that.
I am willing to join like-minded individuals in this endeavor.
I am willing to join like-minded individuals in this endeavor.
October 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Halloween is so fun, how can we start more traditions like trick or treating. Seems impossible in the modern age to start something like that.
I am willing to join like-minded individuals in this endeavor.
I am willing to join like-minded individuals in this endeavor.
I'm over here feeling like butter scraped over too much bread rn and u couldn't care less
August 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I'm over here feeling like butter scraped over too much bread rn and u couldn't care less
"Spit it out! Now, Doug!"
But he couldn't. Not yet. Not until he felt how it crunched.
But he couldn't. Not yet. Not until he felt how it crunched.
August 14, 2025 at 6:25 AM
"Spit it out! Now, Doug!"
But he couldn't. Not yet. Not until he felt how it crunched.
But he couldn't. Not yet. Not until he felt how it crunched.
Bad news about my baby
Picked up a new side hustle as a single dad / delivery guy (started playing Death Stranding 2)
July 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Bad news about my baby
Picked up a new side hustle as a single dad / delivery guy (started playing Death Stranding 2)
July 15, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Picked up a new side hustle as a single dad / delivery guy (started playing Death Stranding 2)
To you this may seem like a bed sheet that I've sewn into the shape of Charles Barkley and stuffed with socks. But to me, that's Chuck. And he's my best friend
July 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
To you this may seem like a bed sheet that I've sewn into the shape of Charles Barkley and stuffed with socks. But to me, that's Chuck. And he's my best friend
Pumping Mamdani content into my veins for doses of hopium.
June 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Pumping Mamdani content into my veins for doses of hopium.
Breaking: the two biggest losers you know are fighting and it's awesome
June 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Breaking: the two biggest losers you know are fighting and it's awesome
when's the last time you just wriggled around
April 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
when's the last time you just wriggled around
If me and my friends met a billionaire we would smash them with hammers I can tell you that much
February 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
If me and my friends met a billionaire we would smash them with hammers I can tell you that much
Starting a new trend called Haircuts and Hot Dogs where I go get a haircut and then pick up some hot dogs for lunch
February 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Starting a new trend called Haircuts and Hot Dogs where I go get a haircut and then pick up some hot dogs for lunch
Just when I think I can't like Bill any more, he goes and says this
February 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Just when I think I can't like Bill any more, he goes and says this
The news: hey what's up here are 10 awful things that happened today
My job: we need a list of 10 amazing things you've delivered this week
The constant ads: here are 10 things you need to BUY RIGHT NOW go into DEBT
My monkey brain that's designed to eat berries in trees and nap in the sunshine:
My job: we need a list of 10 amazing things you've delivered this week
The constant ads: here are 10 things you need to BUY RIGHT NOW go into DEBT
My monkey brain that's designed to eat berries in trees and nap in the sunshine:
February 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The news: hey what's up here are 10 awful things that happened today
My job: we need a list of 10 amazing things you've delivered this week
The constant ads: here are 10 things you need to BUY RIGHT NOW go into DEBT
My monkey brain that's designed to eat berries in trees and nap in the sunshine:
My job: we need a list of 10 amazing things you've delivered this week
The constant ads: here are 10 things you need to BUY RIGHT NOW go into DEBT
My monkey brain that's designed to eat berries in trees and nap in the sunshine:
Yeah I've got an executive order. An executive order of boneless wings and some cold beer! Fellas where we at
January 29, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Yeah I've got an executive order. An executive order of boneless wings and some cold beer! Fellas where we at
This bagel is 5.99 or 3.99 with a 60 second commercial
January 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
This bagel is 5.99 or 3.99 with a 60 second commercial
We are now going to activate The Machine.
Please do not perceive The Machine.
Perceiving The Machine may cause diarrhea.
Please do not perceive The Machine.
Perceiving The Machine may cause diarrhea.
January 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
We are now going to activate The Machine.
Please do not perceive The Machine.
Perceiving The Machine may cause diarrhea.
Please do not perceive The Machine.
Perceiving The Machine may cause diarrhea.
I was radicalized when I saw Office Space as a kid
January 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I was radicalized when I saw Office Space as a kid
Staring into the abyss and whispering to my friend 'I'm totally catching a vibe here bro, it's staring right back at me'
January 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Staring into the abyss and whispering to my friend 'I'm totally catching a vibe here bro, it's staring right back at me'
Seasonal depression 🤝 playing Death Stranding
January 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Seasonal depression 🤝 playing Death Stranding
Are you telling me this tape is for ducks
January 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Are you telling me this tape is for ducks
Officially going full hog on BlueSky. That means manically sending out bad skeets before going silent for 6 months.
January 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Officially going full hog on BlueSky. That means manically sending out bad skeets before going silent for 6 months.
Rotating a large snail in my mind just to feel alive
December 4, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Rotating a large snail in my mind just to feel alive
what about Spotify Wrap It Up where I can see how many songs I skipped this year because I didn't wanna listen to that
December 4, 2024 at 6:40 PM
what about Spotify Wrap It Up where I can see how many songs I skipped this year because I didn't wanna listen to that