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words about wrestling 🤼
Kyle O’Reilly is going Jacob Marley mode
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Midnight Heat is eating The Righteous’ lunch
November 22, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Mad Dog Connelly is like if Rusev was good
November 22, 2025 at 6:31 AM
folks, we love The Bastard PAC, don’t we?
November 20, 2025 at 2:48 AM
It’s Wednesday, you know what that means
November 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
my wife gets home today after being gone for a week. that's pretty cool
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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one time pitcher john denny knocked reggie jackson down with a brushback pitch. next time up reggie blasted a moonshot home run off him. denny kept chirping at him as he rounded the bases and wouldn't stop, so reggie stepped on home, charged the mound and beat his ass. andrew cuomo is john denny
November 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
imagine if they actually did it
October 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
hey @jonbois.bsky.social, just wanted to say today is a big day for the Seattle Mariners. sure would be cool for them to win the big one. thanks.
October 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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October 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
do not think i’ve seen the Jags look worse in a first quarter
October 19, 2025 at 2:02 PM
the mariners fans calling for Humpy to be executed for his crimes are misinformed.

after every salmon race, Humpy is summarily executed in the bowels of the stadium and a new humpy is born from his ashes like in THE PRESTIGE.
October 16, 2025 at 2:53 PM
JOB’S NOT FINISHED #SeizeTheMoment
October 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
It's Wednesday, you know what that means
October 15, 2025 at 4:53 PM
jorge polanco is the mayor
October 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
no team on planet earth is closer to the world series than the seattle mariners
October 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
how bout those mariners
October 11, 2025 at 5:33 AM
the mariners are playing an elimination game on world mental health day. what could go wrong?
October 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
it's a great day to win the american league divisional series
October 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
HANGMAN
JOE
MARINERS
COME ON
October 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Big Shotty hot tags on the 6th anniversary of Dynamite. This is the future we imagined in 2019
October 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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40-40 is a scorigami. congrats everybody
September 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
i love the implication that Jungle Boy had to frankenstein Luchasaurus into being friends with him again #AEWDynamite
September 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
technically, Beast Mortos pinned Hologram in their 2 out of 3 falls match at Wrestledream 2024, but i digress! #AEWDynamite
September 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Willow rules and there's nothing you can do about it. 🔥 #AEWDynamite
September 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM