Really niche joke from a scrabble game this evening:

*stands up at a poetry reading*

"These will all be in i'mbic pentameter - the contraction of iambic pentameter"

*crowd boos*

Hate when I follow someone new on here only to learn they are a terminally online homunculus who posts every 16 seconds, rendering my following feed unusable

elon everyone would love you if you killed yourself on 6/9 you'd be remembered as a meme god forever!!!!!!

Internet user whose computer is possessed by a demon: yeah so there's teeth coming out of the CPU socket and the graphics card fans start saying "hail satan" when temperatures are over 70 degrees

Linux Guy: You should install Linux.

Good fucking God this app sucks

can I code fast? no. but can I code well? also no. but does my code work? alas, no

@willgregory221.bsky.social ay bruh, you fell off

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