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I hope this app won’t be as racist as X or as cringe as Threads
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Good fucking God this app sucks
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Really niche joke from a scrabble game this evening:

*stands up at a poetry reading*

"These will all be in i'mbic pentameter - the contraction of iambic pentameter"

*crowd boos*
June 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Hate when I follow someone new on here only to learn they are a terminally online homunculus who posts every 16 seconds, rendering my following feed unusable
February 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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elon everyone would love you if you killed yourself on 6/9 you'd be remembered as a meme god forever!!!!!!
February 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Internet user whose computer is possessed by a demon: yeah so there's teeth coming out of the CPU socket and the graphics card fans start saying "hail satan" when temperatures are over 70 degrees

Linux Guy: You should install Linux.
January 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Good fucking God this app sucks
December 21, 2024 at 12:57 AM
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can I code fast? no. but can I code well? also no. but does my code work? alas, no
November 30, 2024 at 9:39 PM
@willgregory221.bsky.social ay bruh, you fell off
November 28, 2024 at 8:05 PM
My… tweats…..
November 15, 2024 at 10:53 PM