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whatever hits the dopamine receptors
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If he's the grinch i'd hate to meet the frownch
November 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
James Gunn's distant relative Westside
November 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Can we please stop saying this is the "dumbest possible timeline"? My buddy made this timeline..
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.

KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.

His reply was a doozy.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
25 more years of canadian depression
November 2, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Good things are happening at the Silent Hill DIY btw
October 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
You know, i haven't heard *one* thing about how small his face was in the past week. he would rest happy knowing that.
September 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Magical things can happen when yr local skate event has a company sponsor.
September 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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August 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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SHIVERS [Easy: Failure] — The door ahead beckons. You hear a whisper, but you can't make out what it is. Your feet move on their own, and your sluggish steps take you to the roof. Why are you up here? What year is it? And why is the sun so bright? You look down. Reporters are shouting.

1. - Jump
August 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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you should cancel your subscription to NYT, stop playing NYT games including wordle and the crosswords, and stop clicking on or sharing NYT articles. unambiguously pro-death newspaper and there’s no reason to continue reading them
This is from TODAY. Utter lunacy
July 23, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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spot check
July 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
You shouldn't skate switch to get better, you should skate switch to even up the pain in your legs
July 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
There needs to be a ban on cover songs on the radio until we figure out what the hell is going on
June 30, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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June 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
"Look up at the sky, at the dark shapes of coalition airships hanging there. Ask yourself: is there something sinister in Moralism?"

-Kingdom of Conscience, Disco Elysium
June 12, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Brian Wilson and Sly Stone in the same week knocks me down, man.
June 12, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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Another Brian Wilson banger courtesy my friend Rachel
June 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Drag King heel named Stolen Valor.
May 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I hate "feeds". Bring back the websites.
April 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Bjork performing "Army of Me" with Skunk Anansie on Top of the Pops (1995)
April 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
A skater that's into Built To Spill? What will they come up with next?
April 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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economists are saying we're headed for a songbird market. radiant blue feathers with an orangish underbelly. pleasant on the eyes and ears
April 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Aesop Rock really just has one flow these days, huh
April 6, 2025 at 1:11 PM