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Jeff G. 🌪️⚡
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Iowa State fan. Energy Engineer. Spreadsheet God. Iowan. Music is everything
@agoldman.bsky.social I have to rant to someone about how my local newspaper is running ads disguised as articles that are basically home listings for incredibly overpriced housing. I have more really weird details and insights about it and I think it could make a good pod episode.
June 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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1/"With our rural hospitals already at risk of closing, a growing health care worker crisis, and families on Medicaid already struggling to get by, our current leaders voted to make it harder for our hospitals to keep their doors open,
June 6, 2025 at 1:56 PM
@caseynewton.bsky.social Also, this DEI hallucination is happening in Google AI mode... I have made this same query hundreds of times with different EVs, and this response came up randomly, interrupting the EV spec data I was expecting... so weird.
May 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Popeyes said pope yes
May 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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I, for one, am tired of [gestures broadly]. I have grown weary of [points in all directions simultaneously].
May 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
It appears we've reached the "hiding families in your attic" portion of the fascist's playbook:

www.nytimes.com/2025/04/25/u...
F.B.I. Arrests Wisconsin Judge, Patel Says
Judge Hannah Dugan was arrested on suspicion that she “intentionally misdirected federal agents away from” an immigrant being pursued by the authorities, the F.B.I. director said.
www.nytimes.com
April 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Kill me
Trump: "You can have all the eggs you want. We have too many eggs. In fact, if anything the prices are getting too low."
April 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Cuckoo clock builders be like:
I can’t resist a bird in a hole really…
April 19, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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This is so heartbreaking and makes nothing better and no one safer. It is the punitive act of an administration that values fealty over human health.
A top scientist at Harvard who has spent years unraveling the mysteries of tuberculosis woke up Tuesday morning and discovered an order from the federal government telling her to halt her research.

www.bostonglobe.com/2025/04/15/m...
Leading Harvard scientist ordered to halt research in funding freeze - The Boston Globe
Researchers may have to kill macaques, a kind of primate used in a vaccine study, due to the order.
www.bostonglobe.com
April 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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This is what it's like watching the US government manage our economy right now

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz8s...
Everything goes in the square hole
YouTube video by Planet Tok
www.youtube.com
April 9, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Is DOGE cutting the size of the federal government? No. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpNg...
DOGE Is Not Cutting Government Spending
YouTube video by vlogbrothers
www.youtube.com
April 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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I, an actual Kentucky hillbilly with coal miners in my extended family, want to remind y’all that more people make curly fries than mine coal in the U.S. Have done for a long time.
April 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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They’re going to keep pushing until something stops them.
April 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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frankly, I'm shocked that the guy who went broke running casinos would turn out to be shit at running an economy
April 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Yes, the stock market may be tanking and our national security apparatus has never been more vulnerable and we're on the verge of both economic collapse and war, but it was all worth it to keep pronouns out of email signatures.
April 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Been thinking about this Zappa quote a lot lately.
April 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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You are here 👇
March 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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👊🇺🇸🔥 is now my official answer to everything. The question you need to ask yourself is if we're friends/friendly enough that I'm joking with you or if I'm mocking you.
March 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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TEAM UPDATE

TIME NOW: 0734pt: Donuts are eyeing me. Consumption is FAVORABLE. Just CONFIRMED w/ HR. We are a go for Mission fat.

1215pt: Cinnamon Twist is a launch(1st strike)

1345: "Trigger seconds" Chocolate Bar Window Starts(Target single chocolate bar) also - Strike Donut Holes.

1410: 👊🍩🔥
March 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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The most obvious lesson to draw from the leaked Signal chat is that these people really are morons. It's not a public act, it's not a schtick, there's not some secret back room where they drop the facade. They are genuinely stupid, incompetent people.
March 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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"A vulnerability has been identified in the Signal messenger application," the email begins.
Pentagon email ordered staff not to use Signal week before bombshell war plans report
Pentagon employees were notified as recently as a week ago not to use Signal for government communications due to security risks.NPR's Tom Bowman reported Tuesday that all agency employees received an...
www.rawstory.com
March 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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The new senior administration chat group.
March 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Looks fishy to me
March 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
@agoldman.bsky.social loved Two Birds, 100 Stones. I love it when a plan comes together, and I’m happy we exist at the same time. Thank you, and thank you @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social team 🙏🙌
March 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Heard a wonderfully contentious NPR interview by Michelle Martin this morning. She questioned a guy with the last name of Edgar about the Khalil case. I’ve never heard an NPR reporter with an edge in their voice before. He was stupid to begin with, but she left him at a loss for words.
March 13, 2025 at 12:18 PM