Kels
@itslifewithkels.bsky.social
Halloween Horror Nights Enthusiast 🎃
Book Nerd 📚
Theme park lover 🎢
Jewelry maker 💎
https://bestdaybeads.etsy.com
Book Nerd 📚
Theme park lover 🎢
Jewelry maker 💎
https://bestdaybeads.etsy.com
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Kels
@itslifewithkels.bsky.social
· Jan 1
2025 means:
-Universal’s Horror Unleashed opens in Vegas
-Epic Universe Opens
-I’m going to Universal Japan and Tokyo Disney for my first time
-I’m marrying @ericvespe.bsky.social
It’s gonna be quite a year 💖
-Universal’s Horror Unleashed opens in Vegas
-Epic Universe Opens
-I’m going to Universal Japan and Tokyo Disney for my first time
-I’m marrying @ericvespe.bsky.social
It’s gonna be quite a year 💖
If Wampler was still here, he and @ericvespe.bsky.social would 100% have to do the beez in the trap trend
November 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
If Wampler was still here, he and @ericvespe.bsky.social would 100% have to do the beez in the trap trend
I hereby declare that Gloria Estefan is now cancelled…(allegedly, so I don’t get sued)
November 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I hereby declare that Gloria Estefan is now cancelled…(allegedly, so I don’t get sued)
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. Doing hot girl stuff with Duffy and squad
October 21, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. Doing hot girl stuff with Duffy and squad
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I did a thing. Incredible friends, wonderful location, and a beautiful bride. I’m a lucky guy.
October 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I did a thing. Incredible friends, wonderful location, and a beautiful bride. I’m a lucky guy.
“You look happier.”
Thanks, it’s HHN Season!
Thanks, it’s HHN Season!
September 11, 2025 at 1:19 PM
“You look happier.”
Thanks, it’s HHN Season!
Thanks, it’s HHN Season!
I feel like I’ve seen some of the best voice of reason posts about today on Bluesky. I don’t post a lot, but I like it here.
September 11, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I feel like I’ve seen some of the best voice of reason posts about today on Bluesky. I don’t post a lot, but I like it here.
It’s a *bite your tongue* kind of day. I just wish y’all had this kind of energy for every single school shooting
September 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
It’s a *bite your tongue* kind of day. I just wish y’all had this kind of energy for every single school shooting
In 4 days I will be at Halloween Horror Nights. That is all. My brain can’t process anything else at the moment.
September 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
In 4 days I will be at Halloween Horror Nights. That is all. My brain can’t process anything else at the moment.
“I'm on a boat and, it's going fast and
I got a nautical themed Pashmina Afghan
I'm the king of the world on a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me-oh”
I got a nautical themed Pashmina Afghan
I'm the king of the world on a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me-oh”
September 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
“I'm on a boat and, it's going fast and
I got a nautical themed Pashmina Afghan
I'm the king of the world on a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me-oh”
I got a nautical themed Pashmina Afghan
I'm the king of the world on a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me-oh”
Wedding seating charts are *almost* as complicated as classroom seating charts. It’s like playing Sudoku
September 5, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Wedding seating charts are *almost* as complicated as classroom seating charts. It’s like playing Sudoku
Wedding planning was actually really smooth until now … one month out. Now I understand why people say it’s stressful
September 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Wedding planning was actually really smooth until now … one month out. Now I understand why people say it’s stressful
One week until I’m at my favorite place ever…AKA Halloween Horror Nights
September 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
One week until I’m at my favorite place ever…AKA Halloween Horror Nights
Luke Crain, is that you?!
August 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Luke Crain, is that you?!
I need car dealerships to start treating service appointments the way we treat dining reservations. If I had a dining res for 11am, and still hadn’t been seated by 6pm, I’d be rightfully irritated. So if my car still hasn’t been looked at by 6pm when you’ve had it since 11am, that’s a problem
August 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I need car dealerships to start treating service appointments the way we treat dining reservations. If I had a dining res for 11am, and still hadn’t been seated by 6pm, I’d be rightfully irritated. So if my car still hasn’t been looked at by 6pm when you’ve had it since 11am, that’s a problem
FYI the shark in Jaws is Bruce. Jaws is not the name of the shark 🤦🏻♀️
a shark is swimming in the ocean with a national geographic logo in the background
ALT: a shark is swimming in the ocean with a national geographic logo in the background
media.tenor.com
August 12, 2025 at 12:55 PM
FYI the shark in Jaws is Bruce. Jaws is not the name of the shark 🤦🏻♀️
And that’s a wrap on summer camp! The archery queen is retiring…until next year
a man is aiming a bow and arrow at a target that says awesome on it
ALT: a man is aiming a bow and arrow at a target that says awesome on it
media.tenor.com
August 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
And that’s a wrap on summer camp! The archery queen is retiring…until next year
I’m not going out of my way to buy a Labubu, but if I’m ever gifted one, I want to dress it up in a @thekingcast.bsky.social shirt. It can be like a spiritual successor to Wampler. A lawuwu, if you will 😂
August 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I’m not going out of my way to buy a Labubu, but if I’m ever gifted one, I want to dress it up in a @thekingcast.bsky.social shirt. It can be like a spiritual successor to Wampler. A lawuwu, if you will 😂
It’s blood-borne pathogen training season again. Year 7! 🩸🦠 iykyk
August 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
It’s blood-borne pathogen training season again. Year 7! 🩸🦠 iykyk
I love how I asked @ericvespe.bsky.social what he thought and he immediately was like, “It’s great!…You shouldn’t see it though!”. I am the squeamish one. The squeamish one is me.
Together is out this weekend. It’s good! Go see it if you’re not squeamish. Haven’t seen Naked Gun yet but I’m very eager to do so.
August 1, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I love how I asked @ericvespe.bsky.social what he thought and he immediately was like, “It’s great!…You shouldn’t see it though!”. I am the squeamish one. The squeamish one is me.
I’m excited to see “Weapons” because the premise is so scary to me. If all of my students went missing and ONLY my students, I would be scared for my life tbh
August 1, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I’m excited to see “Weapons” because the premise is so scary to me. If all of my students went missing and ONLY my students, I would be scared for my life tbh
Vancouver brunch goes hard
July 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Vancouver brunch goes hard