Amanda
itsamanda.bsky.social
Amanda
@itsamanda.bsky.social
Here I am
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If it is true that Trump gave Clinton a blowjob, it is very funny. If it’s not true, it is also very funny.
November 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The number of people who can’t tell the difference between the University of Utah, Utah State University and Utah Valley University is really going to exhaust me. Surely this is not the first encounter they’ve had with public colleges having the state in the name?
September 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
@dadshammdad.bsky.social can you message me? A mutual friend wants to get ahold of you but doesnt have access to her contacts
March 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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An important announcement from the Governor of Illinois.
February 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I gave him black beans and he just made the craziest meow?? Literally a sound I have never heard him make before
February 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Close enough
February 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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this is the most absurd possible outcome so i think we also have to treat it as the likeliest
The more the Elon/Trump junta antagonize the CIA, the more likely the Mormon White Horse prophecy becomes, and it gives me no real pleasure to report this

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_H...
White Horse Prophecy - Wikipedia
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February 5, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS
February 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Two Syracuse players picked up the WSU QB and carried him like 15 yards??? Omg??
December 28, 2024 at 2:37 AM
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The Greeks absolutely had it right when they included a chorus in their plays. They knew audiences are dumbasses who need to be told “THIS MAN IS BAD. HE IS HERE AS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT *NOT* TO DO. WOE TO THE BUMPTIOUS FOOL WHO WOULD IDOLIZE HIM. YOU ARE NOT, NOR DO YOU WANT TO BE, ALEX DELARGE”
December 9, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Anyway here’s @bangishotyou.bsky.social summarizing the texts he has received about Robin Hoodie
December 10, 2024 at 3:25 AM
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Bashar al-Assad’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.
December 7, 2024 at 8:13 PM
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The UHC CEO shooter at trial when they eventually catch him
December 7, 2024 at 6:29 AM
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“Monopoly money? We gotta find this guy. He’s playing in our faces.”
December 8, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Remember how Ebi from NurseLifeRN died because his insurance denied him a stem cell transplant even though he had a match?

The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice
December 5, 2024 at 3:56 AM
What’s the point of flying an airline that won’t even give you a free Diet Coke?
December 4, 2024 at 3:29 AM
LET'S GO DOWN TO THE OZDUST BALLROOM
December 3, 2024 at 3:47 AM
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Americans seeing Wicked in 2024
December 1, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Today i sent an insurance company a letter than defined the word "disability," and sent them a print out from the Dept HHS website and said "i have attached the full document for your convenience"
November 27, 2024 at 12:50 AM
November 24, 2024 at 1:57 AM
The ladies behind me in line at Starbucks had never heard of Wicked and think it’s a kids movie
November 21, 2024 at 4:31 PM
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KICKSTARTER IS LIVE!
Your new favorite sitcom is coming: ‘THE COMIC SHOP’! The nerds are running things. 😈

A quirky crew of friends strive to keep their comic store open by ANY RIDICULOUS means necessary!
November 15, 2024 at 1:54 PM
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It must be so freeing to have absolutely no media literacy at all
November 19, 2024 at 3:24 PM