And Jimbo was his Name-O
@itmightbejimbo.bsky.social
This one time, with Eddie Money…
Just my stuff… https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:trogk33rhvryuy66stziuu3f/feed/aaaeat7ma5kv2
Just my stuff… https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:trogk33rhvryuy66stziuu3f/feed/aaaeat7ma5kv2
I’ve nicknamed my junk “Worcestershire”, because a little goes a long way.
March 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I’ve nicknamed my junk “Worcestershire”, because a little goes a long way.
It’s 9:30 am Saturday, March 22.
In approximately 408 hours, @kristianw.bsky.social will be standing in front of me for the very first time.
407 of those hours will be spent asking my guys if this shirt makes my eyes pop.
#ButWhosCounting
In approximately 408 hours, @kristianw.bsky.social will be standing in front of me for the very first time.
407 of those hours will be spent asking my guys if this shirt makes my eyes pop.
#ButWhosCounting
March 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
It’s 9:30 am Saturday, March 22.
In approximately 408 hours, @kristianw.bsky.social will be standing in front of me for the very first time.
407 of those hours will be spent asking my guys if this shirt makes my eyes pop.
#ButWhosCounting
In approximately 408 hours, @kristianw.bsky.social will be standing in front of me for the very first time.
407 of those hours will be spent asking my guys if this shirt makes my eyes pop.
#ButWhosCounting
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There are 3 rules for living a fulfilling life.
I don’t know any of them.
I don’t know any of them.
March 22, 2025 at 11:23 AM
There are 3 rules for living a fulfilling life.
I don’t know any of them.
I don’t know any of them.
Of course I’m multi-cultural.
*dips my egg rolls in queso
*dips my egg rolls in queso
March 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Of course I’m multi-cultural.
*dips my egg rolls in queso
*dips my egg rolls in queso
Every work day, she texts me to let me know she’s home.
I’m counting down the days until we can Ricky Ricardo this shit.
I’m counting down the days until we can Ricky Ricardo this shit.
March 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Every work day, she texts me to let me know she’s home.
I’m counting down the days until we can Ricky Ricardo this shit.
I’m counting down the days until we can Ricky Ricardo this shit.
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I don't mind looking like a fool for you
March 18, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I don't mind looking like a fool for you
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You had me at a fart skeet, but you lost your shit.
March 16, 2025 at 9:26 AM
You had me at a fart skeet, but you lost your shit.
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How old am I?
I don’t know how much longer I can barricade myself from the archeologists.
I don’t know how much longer I can barricade myself from the archeologists.
March 16, 2025 at 9:12 AM
How old am I?
I don’t know how much longer I can barricade myself from the archeologists.
I don’t know how much longer I can barricade myself from the archeologists.
Have I mentioned 26 DAYS?!?! @kristianw.bsky.social
March 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Have I mentioned 26 DAYS?!?! @kristianw.bsky.social
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Sitting on the toilet staring at the weather app on your phone is the new going outside.
March 13, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Sitting on the toilet staring at the weather app on your phone is the new going outside.
I hope you all have at least one “Speaking of good poops…” moment this weekend.
March 13, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I hope you all have at least one “Speaking of good poops…” moment this weekend.
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Sorry I can’t come I’m eating cereal.
March 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Sorry I can’t come I’m eating cereal.
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"You look familiar," as an insult
March 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
"You look familiar," as an insult
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Family Planning:
1. Let someone else have children.
2. Sleep late.
3. Retire early.
You're welcome.
1. Let someone else have children.
2. Sleep late.
3. Retire early.
You're welcome.
March 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Family Planning:
1. Let someone else have children.
2. Sleep late.
3. Retire early.
You're welcome.
1. Let someone else have children.
2. Sleep late.
3. Retire early.
You're welcome.
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Jesus could have turned that water into Baja Blast, but he didn’t because you masturbate.
March 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Jesus could have turned that water into Baja Blast, but he didn’t because you masturbate.
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I googled my symptoms and it appears I am just old.
March 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I googled my symptoms and it appears I am just old.
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When my dog freaked the fuck out after someone knocked on the door, I really felt that.
March 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
When my dog freaked the fuck out after someone knocked on the door, I really felt that.
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My prayer every day is to wake up with the rising sun and do whatever the fuck I want.
March 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
My prayer every day is to wake up with the rising sun and do whatever the fuck I want.
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Welcome to your 40s
You now require a 2 minute readjustment period after rubbing your eyes.
You now require a 2 minute readjustment period after rubbing your eyes.
March 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Welcome to your 40s
You now require a 2 minute readjustment period after rubbing your eyes.
You now require a 2 minute readjustment period after rubbing your eyes.
My 80 year old mother just asked, “How do I put a CD on my phone?”
If you don’t hear from me again, please avenge my death and tell Kristian I love her.
If you don’t hear from me again, please avenge my death and tell Kristian I love her.
March 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
My 80 year old mother just asked, “How do I put a CD on my phone?”
If you don’t hear from me again, please avenge my death and tell Kristian I love her.
If you don’t hear from me again, please avenge my death and tell Kristian I love her.
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Sometimes in the middle of posting and reposting, I ask myself “did a jogger just bounce off my windshield?”
March 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Sometimes in the middle of posting and reposting, I ask myself “did a jogger just bounce off my windshield?”
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🎼 Every kiss begins with K
…
🎼 And every online relationship begins with “Hey”
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🎼 And every online relationship begins with “Hey”
March 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
🎼 Every kiss begins with K
…
🎼 And every online relationship begins with “Hey”
…
🎼 And every online relationship begins with “Hey”
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I sexually identify as a gust of wind.
March 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I sexually identify as a gust of wind.