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Italian Granmas Committee
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High-profile committee of respected elderly Italian citizens entrusted with the task of approving or tut-tutting natives and non-natives who attempt Italian cooking.
Judgement may be appealed on the grounds of repentance.
Obviously, it's a parody account.
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We have been made aware that there are frequent attempts at liberal use of questionable ingredients for Italian cooking recipes.

We are watching, we judge, we tut.
You did prepare Cotechino e lenticchie,for New Year's Eve, didn't you?
Best wishes to all..
December 31, 2024 at 7:09 PM
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🍝 tagliatelle col ragù ?
December 23, 2024 at 11:49 AM
We, in accordance with Lore and Tradition, are officially declaring Christmas Season open.

Stoke your fires, pull down from the cabinet them big pots, let's get the feast underway.
December 21, 2024 at 9:50 AM
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sabato
December 14, 2024 at 3:00 PM
FIND IT AND SUPPORT THIS GUY!
captain...the beef. they've adapted. [first contact music intensifies]
December 14, 2024 at 8:24 PM
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Don't.
December 13, 2024 at 5:18 PM
So very elegantly said.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
December 12, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Inestimable.
Siccome non mi piace fare figli e figliastri e non mi sembra giusto che solo su Twitter abbiano la ricetta delle ArancinE Palermitane di mia nonna Mimì, la lascio anche qui. Su Bluesky.

Fatene buon uso e taggatemi nelle vostre arancine 🍊

Iniziamo 👩🏼‍🍳

⬇️
December 6, 2024 at 11:47 AM
Alternative for heathens👇
bsky.app/profile/posi...
Ok, here they are, in under half an hour, 1kg.
December 5, 2024 at 6:18 AM
Ok, here they are, in under half an hour, 1kg.
December 4, 2024 at 12:06 PM
Petti, written off.
December 3, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Tomorrow, I'll make polpette (meat balls).

Who wants to know how?
December 3, 2024 at 8:10 PM
More stuffed pasta, Ravioli this time.
Sunday Funday - ravioli ricotta cheese & walnuts ( + Parmesan and nutmeg ….I love nutmeg ) 🍁🍁♥️ 🍽️ #italianfood
December 1, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Panzanella, we recycle stale bread this way.
“Panzanella” my way : toast a bagel and let it cool down. In the meantime chop your tomatoes, add salt, olive oil, oregano and olives. Then mix it together and enjoy.
( You can add onions, black pepper or garlic) #Italianfood 🇮🇹 #food #tomatoes #olives
December 1, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Approved by default.

Here goes a great batch of Cappelletti from further East along the Northern Plains.
See if we get the Chef to comment.
- Mamma ... ci insegni a fare i cappelletti ?
- ??? Ho capito bene? Volete imparare a fare i cappelletti?
(L'azdöra che è in me gongola)
- Sì, dai, li facciamo?
- Sicuri?? Lavatevi le mani che cominciamo.
December 1, 2024 at 6:30 PM
A good friend from Calabria published the ingredients for her renowned lasagna , take notes...
Oggi ho "lasagnato"
Eqquindi...
Lasagne con zucca locale, salsiccia casereccia, provola, una spolverata di grana e qualche cucchiaiata di besciamella "homemade"
Che dirvi...è buona assai😌
December 1, 2024 at 2:24 PM
That's how it's done.
Oggi Amatriciana ortodossa (si fotta Cracco).
December 1, 2024 at 1:53 PM
A gentle reminder that if it needs the fridge, it's either not fresh or it isn't mozzarella at all.
November 30, 2024 at 11:55 AM
The artichoke season is in full swing. The first ones were the spiny Sardinians, from the Southern plains of the island (Villasor, Samassi..).
We wait on the large ones from the Rome area.
November 30, 2024 at 10:18 AM
Try anchovies on grilled buttered bread.
grilled cheese & tomato soup for breakfast. if not, why not?
November 30, 2024 at 8:59 AM
We DO, take our red lines seriously.
November 30, 2024 at 8:55 AM
Solid grounds for breaking up even the longest-standing relationship.

No court would discuss this.
Sacrilegio 🤦🏻🤌🏻🇮🇹🍝

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 30, 2024 at 7:54 AM
A beautiful bucatini all'Amatriciana.

Approved!
November 28, 2024 at 8:37 PM
A perfect Margherita, Napoli style.
In life, one must focus on what is important. Pizza ... is important. 😎❤️ Roma ⭐ #leerudnicki #photography #rome #roma #italy #italia #travelphotography #italian #discoveritaly #italianfood #pizza
November 28, 2024 at 8:34 PM
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lighting a candle in sympathy for those who have families who cant cook for shit 😔🕯️
November 28, 2024 at 12:50 AM