@ironclades.bsky.social
Writing SFF, reading, D&D, theater, musical theater.
Cracking up at how the girl in the corner said boy I wanna warn ya it'll turn into a ballroom blitz AFTER the man in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz.
November 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Cracking up at how the girl in the corner said boy I wanna warn ya it'll turn into a ballroom blitz AFTER the man in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz.
It is an interesting contemporary literary convention that magic must have rules and make sense and love mustn't.
September 22, 2025 at 4:54 AM
It is an interesting contemporary literary convention that magic must have rules and make sense and love mustn't.
You say stomatopod, I say stomatopod.
September 2, 2025 at 5:44 AM
You say stomatopod, I say stomatopod.
He'd slain half the hamburgers.
August 19, 2025 at 7:08 PM
He'd slain half the hamburgers.
When I was 10, a single maple helicopter was more interesting to me than my entire phone and all it can access is today.
August 3, 2025 at 5:17 AM
When I was 10, a single maple helicopter was more interesting to me than my entire phone and all it can access is today.
If every protagonist is supposed to learn something about life by the end of the book, shouldn't we be able to quickly accrue all the wisdom about life by just reading like 50 books? Surely there can't be more than 50 deep facts about life?
July 19, 2025 at 6:32 AM
If every protagonist is supposed to learn something about life by the end of the book, shouldn't we be able to quickly accrue all the wisdom about life by just reading like 50 books? Surely there can't be more than 50 deep facts about life?
Can't believe my Spelljammer players used their spaceship to steal a cow. That really plays right into harmful alien stereotypes.
July 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Can't believe my Spelljammer players used their spaceship to steal a cow. That really plays right into harmful alien stereotypes.
I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyen
July 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyen
You can get addicted to a certain kind of sandwich
July 4, 2025 at 7:50 AM
You can get addicted to a certain kind of sandwich
I want a roomba for my stovetop
June 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I want a roomba for my stovetop
I no longer like Pedro Pascal after he was mean to me in a dream
June 15, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I no longer like Pedro Pascal after he was mean to me in a dream
Merchants could save a lot of space by not leaving one slice missing from every wheel of cheese.
June 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Merchants could save a lot of space by not leaving one slice missing from every wheel of cheese.
Why do they call it magic missile when you target miss all the can't miss out roll the target?
May 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Why do they call it magic missile when you target miss all the can't miss out roll the target?
Always somethin' greener on the other side of that hill,
I was born a wrangle and a rambler and I guess I always will
be.
I was born a wrangle and a rambler and I guess I always will
be.
May 26, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Always somethin' greener on the other side of that hill,
I was born a wrangle and a rambler and I guess I always will
be.
I was born a wrangle and a rambler and I guess I always will
be.
I have a truck now, which I stocked with all sorts of useful tools like chains and straps and shovels and spare items. I feel I can now solve any problem except the problem of my truck always breaking down.
May 11, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I have a truck now, which I stocked with all sorts of useful tools like chains and straps and shovels and spare items. I feel I can now solve any problem except the problem of my truck always breaking down.
Are you there, God? It's me, Fiyero, it's me Fiyero, FIYEEEEEEROOOOO
April 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Are you there, God? It's me, Fiyero, it's me Fiyero, FIYEEEEEEROOOOO
The jerkin store called. They're all out of jerkins!
March 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
The jerkin store called. They're all out of jerkins!
When you read, you begin with A, B, C.
When you sing, you begin with A, B, C
When you sing, you begin with A, B, C
March 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
When you read, you begin with A, B, C.
When you sing, you begin with A, B, C
When you sing, you begin with A, B, C
I wanna be the guy who makes the physical big blocky letters and numbers for the Sesame Street muppets to interact with. This is my ideal job.
March 2, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I wanna be the guy who makes the physical big blocky letters and numbers for the Sesame Street muppets to interact with. This is my ideal job.
Written in 1991.
February 13, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Written in 1991.
My dog is in shambles as a Fedex truck going south and a UPS truck going north passed each other right at our driveway.
She can't figure out where to look or what direction to run.
She can't figure out where to look or what direction to run.
January 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
My dog is in shambles as a Fedex truck going south and a UPS truck going north passed each other right at our driveway.
She can't figure out where to look or what direction to run.
She can't figure out where to look or what direction to run.
Obsessed with this chapter of Three Musketeers in which the Duke is stabbed by an assassin, but clings valiantly to life in hopes of reading an incoming letter from his beloved mistress.
He survives barely long enough to read the perfumed letter which just says: "Someone is trying to kill you."
He survives barely long enough to read the perfumed letter which just says: "Someone is trying to kill you."
January 22, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Obsessed with this chapter of Three Musketeers in which the Duke is stabbed by an assassin, but clings valiantly to life in hopes of reading an incoming letter from his beloved mistress.
He survives barely long enough to read the perfumed letter which just says: "Someone is trying to kill you."
He survives barely long enough to read the perfumed letter which just says: "Someone is trying to kill you."
Unzipping is a LIE, the same lie as Star Trek teleporters. Windows is actually creating an unzipped COPY and it doesn't even automatically delete the original. You have to murder the clone manually.
January 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Unzipping is a LIE, the same lie as Star Trek teleporters. Windows is actually creating an unzipped COPY and it doesn't even automatically delete the original. You have to murder the clone manually.
The most unrealistic part of Idiocracy is that they included a woman in the test group for an important breakthrough medical procedure
January 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The most unrealistic part of Idiocracy is that they included a woman in the test group for an important breakthrough medical procedure
Heritage Foundation in shambles
January 1, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Heritage Foundation in shambles