This sums it up perfectly. It’s not a conversation.

The best part about being a Baltimore sports fan is there’s no shitty NBA team to temper how great the O’s and Ravens are right now. Please, God of Sports, don’t put that evil on us. Having the Wizards so close is bad enough.

No Black Monday today across MLB?? Awful quiet, which isn’t a bad thing.

NY, NY and it's Jersey-based clubs is the biggest dumpster fire in sports. Every single one of them is a disaster. The Jets are essentially Sheffield United, which may be a diss to the Blades.

I just saw a post on Tumblr asking if you're "allowed" to do something in a story you're writing. (In this case, a POV shift.)

I just want to sing to the tune of Beethoven's Fifth Symphony, "THERE ARE NO RULES. THERE ARE NO RULES. There are no rules there are no rules there are no rules..."

These fucking Mix stations playing Sade after RHCP have me straining groins. That segue should never be permitted to happen, no matter what Mom’s cubicle farm says.

#NowPlaying

I’ll give it a go from another angle. Took a break from it all and came back to five, count ‘em, five invites in my profile. Anyone got anyone who needs a lifeline?

In what I can only assume was a highbrow attempt by a customer of mine to discuss merchandising about the store, dude dropped ‘fiefdom’ on me and everything’s just icky now.

You’re in her DMs, I’m in the target parking lot eating a rotisserie chicken with my bare hands

If ur watching a Scandinavian murder show, watch out for the guy with the shaved head and the beard, he did it, unless he has a scarf, then he’s the detective.

Every worthwhile American cuisine has one of four origins:

1. Invented by ethnic minority that wasn't allowed to eat regular food

2. Invented by cult to stop masturbation

3. Asshole customer, chef revenge

4. World's Fair

You can keep your Taylor Swift tickets.

Hope you’ve all been well.

WWE superstar Bray Wyatt has tragically died at the age of 36

Whatever it is you guys want, as long as it does no harm, I hope you get it.

Cherry Glazerr drops a new LP in late September, have blessed us with the debut single…via Secretly Canadian…

It’s ok not to be ok.
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