Iowa City Police Hallucinations
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Real past calls from the ICPD's activity log: some amusing, some baffling, some disturbing. Animated by feeding the posted text into an AI video generator.
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VOMITTING AT DP DOUGH
October 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
VOMITTING AT DP DOUGH
SMELL OF SKUNK INSIDE BUILDING REQ CHECKED ON ON GOING ISSUE
October 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
SMELL OF SKUNK INSIDE BUILDING REQ CHECKED ON ON GOING ISSUE
MALE JUMPED OUT OF TREES AND MADE A FEMALE THAT WAS RIDING BIKE SCREAM // MALE WAS LAUGHING ABOUT IT TO COMP
October 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
MALE JUMPED OUT OF TREES AND MADE A FEMALE THAT WAS RIDING BIKE SCREAM // MALE WAS LAUGHING ABOUT IT TO COMP
COUPLE WALKING TOGETHER. SEEMS SUSPICIOUS
October 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
COUPLE WALKING TOGETHER. SEEMS SUSPICIOUS
MALE STILL PUKING AT MARTINI^S
October 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
MALE STILL PUKING AT MARTINI^S
BICYCLE TRAIL NEAR WEST HIGH FOOTBALL MUSCRAT ON THE TRAIL CHASING PEOPLE
October 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
BICYCLE TRAIL NEAR WEST HIGH FOOTBALL MUSCRAT ON THE TRAIL CHASING PEOPLE
Thanks to everyone who made it out to the roast! 🔥🥵🔥
October 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Thanks to everyone who made it out to the roast! 🔥🥵🔥
I'll be performing in Little Village's Roast of Iowa City at Reunion in the ped mall at 6 pm this Sunday, 10/12. See you there!
October 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I'll be performing in Little Village's Roast of Iowa City at Reunion in the ped mall at 6 pm this Sunday, 10/12. See you there!
KID THROWING CHAIRS 350 LBS
October 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
KID THROWING CHAIRS 350 LBS
HISPANIC MALE RIDING AROUND ON A BICYCLE AND LOOKING AT HIS CELL PHONE. APPEARS SUSPICIOUS
October 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
HISPANIC MALE RIDING AROUND ON A BICYCLE AND LOOKING AT HIS CELL PHONE. APPEARS SUSPICIOUS
LOOSE STOOLS
October 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
LOOSE STOOLS
CAT STUCK IN WALL, RP REQ HELP IN OPENING UP THE WALL TO FREE SAID CAT
September 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
CAT STUCK IN WALL, RP REQ HELP IN OPENING UP THE WALL TO FREE SAID CAT
OPOSSUM ON THE DELTA DELTA DELTA FIRE ESCAPE, IT^S FREAKING THE GIRLS OUT
September 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
OPOSSUM ON THE DELTA DELTA DELTA FIRE ESCAPE, IT^S FREAKING THE GIRLS OUT
LOUD PARTY ON ON BACK PORCH/ LOOKS ALL QUIET ON THE FRONT BUT ITS REALLY NOT
September 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
LOUD PARTY ON ON BACK PORCH/ LOOKS ALL QUIET ON THE FRONT BUT ITS REALLY NOT
WM, GLASSES, LONG HAIR, DRK BLU SHIRT, AND BB HAT, ALSO A BIKE. HE IS WALKING ON TOP OF THE HAND RAIL LIKE A TIGHT ROPE ON THE BRIDGE OVER THE RR TRACKS
September 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
WM, GLASSES, LONG HAIR, DRK BLU SHIRT, AND BB HAT, ALSO A BIKE. HE IS WALKING ON TOP OF THE HAND RAIL LIKE A TIGHT ROPE ON THE BRIDGE OVER THE RR TRACKS
ALOT OF FRESHMAN SHOWING UP AND CRASHING THE PARTY
September 26, 2025 at 4:59 AM
ALOT OF FRESHMAN SHOWING UP AND CRASHING THE PARTY
5 DUDES DRINKING ICE HOUSE IN FRONT OF PAPA JOHN^S
September 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
5 DUDES DRINKING ICE HOUSE IN FRONT OF PAPA JOHN^S
DUCK ON PORCH CAN^T GET OUT
September 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
DUCK ON PORCH CAN^T GET OUT
HE IS BUSY
September 24, 2025 at 5:59 AM
HE IS BUSY
BAD MUSIC COMING FROM A HOUSE ON A ST
September 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
BAD MUSIC COMING FROM A HOUSE ON A ST
REPETITIVE BASS LINE
September 23, 2025 at 6:36 AM
REPETITIVE BASS LINE
CAN HEAR A FEMALE YELLING AT A MALE - WON^T ANSWER DISPATCH - TELLING HIM HE SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF HIMSELF - THAT HE IS BEING REDICULOUS
September 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
CAN HEAR A FEMALE YELLING AT A MALE - WON^T ANSWER DISPATCH - TELLING HIM HE SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF HIMSELF - THAT HE IS BEING REDICULOUS
TOILET WAS CLOGGED - RP LIVES IN THE ATTIC HOUSE IS FLOODED - FIRE ALARMS GOING OFF NOW
September 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
TOILET WAS CLOGGED - RP LIVES IN THE ATTIC HOUSE IS FLOODED - FIRE ALARMS GOING OFF NOW
3 PEOPLE PARKED BY THE BLK ANGEL, CONGREGATED AND "DOING SOMETHING"
September 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
3 PEOPLE PARKED BY THE BLK ANGEL, CONGREGATED AND "DOING SOMETHING"
KITTEN IN CUSTODY
September 16, 2025 at 4:46 PM
KITTEN IN CUSTODY