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Sick triple entendre
November 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Why did her editors continue to let her write like she was 14?
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Stop naming your dogshit rights-infringing tech companies after Lord of the Rings characters
November 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Like, just man up at this point, kiddo
was just informed that they're on the 20th Diary of a Wimpy Kid book
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Crying at Ronald Reagan bearing silent witness
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
It seems like most people have had a boss at one point in their career who is hanging on past retirement, and folks just ignore them because they have no real power anymore.

And we’re doing the same ignore-as-tactic with the *president*. It may work in business, but for potus it is untenable.
The office is functionally vacant not just in a "he's very bad" sense but because he is literally unable to wield effective control over the government, and so non compos mentis that his orders are either disregarded as gibberish he'll forget or followed even though he's unable to validly give them.
“Oh damn, the president ordered the murder of his political opponents” is super bad and to a large extent so is “nobody under him lifted one single finger toward that goal” because who is exercising the power of the presidency at that point?
November 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
These guys’ brains work on week-to-week timescales.
you liberal pussies say that being evil is bad but it actually works super well
November 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Dammit, Pat. We already don’t expect much from you, but if you sink those low, Mountaineers will also jump in on this… 13-9 13-9 13-9
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November 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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who up burning they american eagle jeans at socially distanced bonfires
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
“We’ve extralegally killed people before? Oh you have a conscious now? No, I think there’s nothing we can do about more extralegal killing.”

This isn’t fucking discovery. You do get more than one bite at the apple to demand your government be better. Jesus Christ.
And for those still going on about drug boat strikes - I wish you’d cared this much about Afghanistan. I don’t love the use of the military to kill drug runners, but it’s no worse than you’ve allowed for three decades. It’s a bit late for moral hazard pearl clutching now.
November 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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What's happening in TX-18 is more obscene than not seating Grijalva during pro formas. Turner died in March. Abbott delayed the special election until yesterday, and now it goes to a runoff early *next year.*

Congress can and should require special elections to be held within 90 days of a vacancy.
November 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Fascists stay looking pretty dweeby.
October 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Derek Guy is Rainboltposting now god have mercy on his enemies
i don't get it. omen sushi in nyc is cheaper than nobu in malibu, where you dined last year without your wife
October 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
She just has to translate them to Arabic, re-google in Arabic, disregard facts contradictory to her desired outcome, then give an opinion.
Guaranteed she doesn’t understand the google results yet.
October 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
October 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Don’t do ket, kids
thiel, man, what the fuck are you talking about
October 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Um, ok, bars.
really can’t say enough about how mike johnson is a sniveling little coward of a man. a bayou-bred pushover with a dignity deficit that would embarrass renfield
Q: Do you agree that the mayor of Chicago and governor of Illinois should be in prison?

MIKE JOHNSON: Should they be in prison? I'm not the attorney general. I'm not following the day to day on that
October 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Would you rather the NYT be worse than it is?
You work for these guys? I admire your work greatly but I’m out.
October 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Unbelievably mountainist messaging, @denver-broncos.bsky.social

How dare.
Me when I’m in charge of Pitt Football scheduling
October 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Bad Bunny is American, Kristi
Kristi Noem’s message to the NFL for selecting Bad Bunny for the halftime show:

“The NFL sucks and we’ll win and God will bless us and we’ll stand and be proud of ourselves at the end of the day and they won’t be able to sleep at night because they don’t know what they believe…”
October 3, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Why, George Mason economics professor Tyler Cowen, would I care if the actor I am watching is a virgin? (What a fucking sentence to write.)

However, I do strongly care that the actors I am watching are humans.
I'm sorry: "if I wish to see a virgin on-screen"?
October 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Congratulations, you have recreated the plot of The Mountainhead
OpenAI employees are very excited about how well their new AI tool can create fake videos of people doing crimes and have definitely thought through all the implications of this
October 1, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Rule 0 of beating facism: cardio
ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards
September 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Mainstream conservatism has one proposition, to wit: Things need to be like I remember them from childhood, or I will rage like a lead exposure-addled CTE patient until I get my way.
Recurring gripe of mine but it is incredible how National Conservatism is supposedly built around decrying lack of community, common project etc, while turning every “hate your neighbors” dial they can access up to 11. Make your professor terrified to say anything, don’t trust your doctor, etc
September 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
We don’t much about Absolute universe Joker yet, but from what we do know, we can say this is Not Good.
I am already the Joker, I am now in the process of becoming the Absolute Batman Joker
September 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM