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Neal O'Carroll
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Absurd hit or miss amateur humour PLUS typos! (legally blind)

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Show 863: The Pelican Brie is Not a Typo

INeal reluctantly calls for a boycott of mezzanine levels, reveals what microchip factories can teach us about mouths, vigorously defends those who call human children kids, recalls a disturbing scene from Family Guy, outlines how death row equipment could…
Show 863: The Pelican Brie is Not a Typo
INeal reluctantly calls for a boycott of mezzanine levels, reveals what microchip factories can teach us about mouths, vigorously defends those who call human children kids, recalls a disturbing scene from Family Guy, outlines how death row equipment could be better used in headphone design, previews your Meals on Wheels years and discusses an Inception theory of music radio, disposable one-a-day wireless earphones, Toyota's cat litter warning light, standing desks and the people who use them, the mysterious process of flossing, milk from a Milton bottle, pockets for dogs, Family Guy versus Air Crash Investigation, Sully's formative years, crop dusters, peanuts as wages, posing with a Connemara pony, when car interiors were sacred, black and white cat photography, instant camera mysteries, the case for black printer paper, managing permanent hat hair, why marketeers are looking into your mouth, Sonny Bono and / or Ike Turner, Groundhog Day, squirrels on the national curriculum, a school tour to nowhere, Winter Solstice at Newgrange, a school visit to a brewery, regulating dopamine use by content creators, Boston Legal and Fringe on the Boston skyline, hoping Boston hasn't changed, the reverse mortgage of podcast segments and more.
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SHORTS 178: Mortalitiy versus the Roof of our Mouth: Which Uncomfortable Thought Do We Avoid More?

178: Mortalitiy versus the Roof of our Mouth: Which Uncomfortable Thought Do We Avoid More? - From Into Your Head #podcast - IntoYourHead.ie #Podcasts #comedy #humour #PodcastClips #podcasters
SHORTS 178: Mortalitiy versus the Roof of our Mouth: Which Uncomfortable Thought Do We Avoid More?
178: Mortalitiy versus the Roof of our Mouth: Which Uncomfortable Thought Do We Avoid More? - From Into Your Head #podcast - IntoYourHead.ie #Podcasts #comedy #humour #PodcastClips #podcasters #podcasting #IntoYourHeadshorts #humor #funny #humour #IntoYourHead #oralhealth #healthinsights #biology #bodysgateway #HumanBodyFacts #Palate #MindGames #BizarreScience #Contemplation #Philosophy #Introspection From Into Your Head podcast - Get the full podcast at IntoYourHead.ie/Get or wherever you get your free podcasts.
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November 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
SHORTS 177: A Microchip Factory in Your Mouth

A Microchip Factory in Your Mouth - From Into Your Head #podcast - IntoYourHead.ie #Podcasts #comedy #humour="/hashtag/humour" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#humour #PodcastClips #podcasters #podcasting #IntoYourHeadhtag/IntoYourHeadshorts" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#IntoYourHeadshorts #humor #funny #humour #IntoYourHead #oralhealth #sterileenvironment #healthinsights
SHORTS 177: A Microchip Factory in Your Mouth
A Microchip Factory in Your Mouth - From Into Your Head #podcast - IntoYourHead.ie #Podcasts #comedy #humour #PodcastClips #podcasters #podcasting #IntoYourHeadshorts #humor #funny #humour #IntoYourHead #oralhealth #sterileenvironment #healthinsights #biology #bodysgateway #microchipanalogy #techhumor #techhumour #IT #CleanlinessIsKey #MicrochipFactory #HealthInsights
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November 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Show 863: The Pelican Brie is Not a Typo

INeal reluctantly calls for a boycott of mezzanine levels, reveals what microchip factories can teach us about mouths, vigorously defends those who call human children kids, recalls a disturbing scene from Family Guy, outlines how death row equipment could…
Show 863: The Pelican Brie is Not a Typo
INeal reluctantly calls for a boycott of mezzanine levels, reveals what microchip factories can teach us about mouths, vigorously defends those who call human children kids, recalls a disturbing scene from Family Guy, outlines how death row equipment could be better used in headphone design, previews your Meals on Wheels years and discusses an Inception theory of music radio, disposable one-a-day wireless earphones, Toyota's cat litter warning light, standing desks and the people who use them, the mysterious process of flossing, milk from a Milton bottle, pockets for dogs, Family Guy versus Air Crash Investigation, Sully's formative years, crop dusters, peanuts as wages, posing with a Connemara pony, when car interiors were sacred, black and white cat photography, instant camera mysteries, the case for black printer paper, managing permanent hat hair, why marketeers are looking into your mouth, Sonny Bono and / or Ike Turner, Groundhog Day, squirrels on the national curriculum, a school tour to nowhere, Winter Solstice at Newgrange, a school visit to a brewery, regulating dopamine use by content creators, Boston Legal and Fringe on the Boston skyline, hoping Boston hasn't changed, the reverse mortgage of podcast segments and more.
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November 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Big Bird is played by a man in a suit. Why the WTF are they insisting he wear full business attire inside a presumably already sweltering bird costume?
November 8, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Matchstick Cats 722: Pain
Matchstick Cats 722: Pain
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November 7, 2025 at 12:56 PM
We are expected to believe that Leonardo DaVinci designed all sorts of viable flying machines on paper hundreds of years ago, but that not once did it occur to him to make a paper aeroplane.
November 5, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Matchstick Cats 721: Deception
Matchstick Cats 721: Deception
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November 4, 2025 at 1:05 PM
If you paid a guy to deliver you heroine, and nothing but heroine, six days a week at dawn and with a double dose on Saturdays, people would be worried about you. Why was this never the case for our parents' generation and their endless bottles of milk? Even after A Clockwork Orange came out?
November 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Matchstick Cats 720: Thumbs
Matchstick Cats 720: Thumbs
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November 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
SHORTS 174: From Landfill to Dinasaur Bones to Dinner Table

From Landfill to Dinasaur Bones to Dinner Table (Not a documentary.) - From Into Your Head #podcast - IntoYourHead.ie New Time Radio, comedy, improvisation, audio humor, audio humour, comedy, Internet radio, podcastual, comedy talk,…
SHORTS 174: From Landfill to Dinasaur Bones to Dinner Table
From Landfill to Dinasaur Bones to Dinner Table (Not a documentary.) - From Into Your Head #podcast - IntoYourHead.ie New Time Radio, comedy, improvisation, audio humor, audio humour, comedy, Internet radio, podcastual, comedy talk, freeform comedy, Ireland, Wicklow, Athy, improvised, Leinster, talk podcast, podcasts, Eire, radio,#IYHshorts #IntoYourHead #podcasts #humor # #podcastclips #comedy #Irish #IYHshortrs #monoologue #modernlife #IrishWit #parody #traffic #globalwarming #motoring #modernlivingstream of concioussness, talk, comedy podcast, amateur comedy, audio, Irish podcasts, independent podcasts, Irish comedy podcasts, indie podcasts, indie comedy podcasts, Irish radio, unscripted comedy, radio show and programs, Parody, New Time RadioNew Time Radio, comedy, improvisation, audio humor, audio humour, comedy, Internet radio, podcastual, comedy talk, freeform comedy, Ireland, Wicklow, Athy, improvised, Leinster, talk podcast, podcasts, Eire, radio,#IYHshorts #IntoYourHead #podcasts #humor # #podcastclips #comedy #Irish #IYHshortrs #monoologue #modernlife #IrishWit #parody #traffic #globalwarming #motoring #modernliving
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November 2, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Matchstick Cats 719: The Van
Matchstick Cats 719: The Van
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November 1, 2025 at 4:12 PM
SHORTS 173: Black Holes and Billy Joel (Not Vulgar)

- From Into Your Head #podcast - IntoYourHead.ie #Podcasts #comedy #humour="/hashtag/humour" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#humour #PodcastClips #podcasters #podcasting #IntoYourHeadhtag/IntoYourHeadshorts" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#IntoYourHeadshorts #humor #funny #creativity #nature #transformation #humour #IntoYourHead #space #BillyJoel #warsongs #blackholes
SHORTS 173: Black Holes and Billy Joel (Not Vulgar)
- From Into Your Head #podcast - IntoYourHead.ie #Podcasts #comedy #humour #PodcastClips #podcasters #podcasting #IntoYourHeadshorts #humor #funny #creativity #nature #transformation #humour #IntoYourHead #space #BillyJoel #warsongs #blackholes #science #sciencehumor #BlackHole #Philosophy #ExistentialThoughts #MindBending #CosmicThoughts #BillyJoel #ExistentialQuestions New Time Radio, comedy, improvisation, audio humor, audio humour, comedy, Internet radio, podcastual, comedy talk, freeform comedy, Ireland, Wicklow, Athy, improvised, Leinster, talk podcast, podcasts, Eire, radio,stream of concioussness, talk, comedy podcast, amateur comedy, audio, Irish podcasts, independent podcasts, Irish comedy podcasts, indie podcasts, indie comedy podcasts, Irish radio, unscripted comedy, radio show and programs, Parody, New Time Radio#IYHshorts #IntoYourHead #podcasts #humor # #podcastclips #comedy #Irish #IYHshortrs #monoologue #modernlife #IrishWit #parody #traffic #globalwarming #motoring #modernliving
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November 1, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Matchstick Cats 718: Exit Stage Floor
Matchstick Cats 718: Exit Stage Floor
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October 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
SHORTS 172: Podcaster Versus Mother Nature

Can a Podcaster Match Mother Nature's Magic? - From Into Your Head #podcast - IntoYourHead.ie #Podcasts #comedy #humour="/hashtag/humour" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#humour #PodcastClips #podcasters #podcasting #IntoYourHeadshorts #humor #funny #creativity #nature #transformation #humour #insights
SHORTS 172: Podcaster Versus Mother Nature
Can a Podcaster Match Mother Nature's Magic? - From Into Your Head #podcast - IntoYourHead.ie #Podcasts #comedy #humour #PodcastClips #podcasters #podcasting #IntoYourHeadshorts #humor #funny #creativity #nature #transformation #humour #insights #IntoYourHead #wildlife #decor #podcastsetup #Creativity #HomeTransformation #Humor #CreativityUnleashed #MotherNatureVsHumans #PodcastLife #HomeTransformation #Inspiration# #wildlife #nature stream of concioussness, talk, comedy podcast, amateur comedy, audio, Irish podcasts, independent podcasts, Irish comedy podcasts, indie podcasts, indie comedy podcasts, Irish radio, unscripted comedy, radio show and programs, Parody, New Time RadioNew Time Radio, comedy, improvisation, audio humor, audio humour, comedy, Internet radio, podcastual, comedy talk, freeform comedy, Ireland, Wicklow, Athy, improvised, Leinster, talk podcast, podcasts, Eire, radio,#IYHshorts #IntoYourHead #podcasts #humor # #podcastclips #comedy #Irish #IYHshortrs #monoologue #modernlife #IrishWit #parody #traffic #globalwarming #motoring #modernlivingNew Time Radio, comedy, improvisation, audio humor, audio humour, comedy, Internet radio, podcastual, comedy talk, freeform comedy, Ireland, Wicklow, Athy, improvised, Leinster, talk podcast, podcasts, Eire, radio,
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October 30, 2025 at 12:58 PM
SHORTS 171: Are Self-Employed Home Workers Gross?

Are Self-Employed Home Workers Gross? - From Into Your Head #podcast - IntoYourHead.ie #Podcasts #comedy #humour #PodcastClips #podcasters #podcasting #IntoYourHeadshorts #humor #funny #SelfEmployment #WorkFromHome #Professionalism #OfficeCulture
SHORTS 171: Are Self-Employed Home Workers Gross?
Are Self-Employed Home Workers Gross? - From Into Your Head #podcast - IntoYourHead.ie #Podcasts #comedy #humour #PodcastClips #podcasters #podcasting #IntoYourHeadshorts #humor #funny #SelfEmployment #WorkFromHome #Professionalism #OfficeCulture #HomeOffice #officehumour #officehumor #Entrepreneurs #WorkLifeBalance #Professionalism #SelfEmployment ##ProductivityHacks #RemoteWork #IYHshorts #IntoYourHead #podcasts #humor # #podcastclips #comedy #Irish #IYHshortrs #monoologue #modernlife #IrishWit #parody #traffic #globalwarming #motoring #modernlivingNew Time Radio, comedy, improvisation, audio humor, audio humour, comedy, Internet radio, podcastual, comedy talk, freeform comedy, Ireland, Wicklow, Athy, improvised, Leinster, talk podcast, podcasts, Eire, radio,
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October 30, 2025 at 6:56 AM
SHORTS 170: What Happens if you forget what the Outisde of Your Spaceship Looks LIke?

What Happens if you forget what the Outisde of Your Spaceship Looks LIke? - From Into Your Head #podcast - IntoYourHead.ie #Podcasts #comedy #humour #PodcastClips #podcasters #podcasting #IntoYourHeadshorts
SHORTS 170: What Happens if you forget what the Outisde of Your Spaceship Looks LIke?
What Happens if you forget what the Outisde of Your Spaceship Looks LIke? - From Into Your Head #podcast - IntoYourHead.ie #Podcasts #comedy #humour #PodcastClips #podcasters #podcasting #IntoYourHeadshorts #humor #funny #spaceships #generationship #StarTrek #scifi #startrekhumor #spacetravel #humour #SpaceshipPerspective #InsideOut #CosmicView #StarTrekHumour #SpaceTravel #Astrophysics #StarTrek #Podcast #IntoYourHead #spaceexploration New Time Radio, comedy, improvisation, audio humor, audio humour, comedy, Internet radio, podcastual, comedy talk, freeform comedy, Ireland, Wicklow, Athy, improvised, Leinster, talk podcast, podcasts, Eire, radio,#IYHshorts #IntoYourHead #podcasts #humor # #podcastclips #comedy #Irish #IYHshortrs #monoologue #modernlife #IrishWit #parody #traffic #globalwarming #motoring #modernliving
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October 29, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Why are there never strikes by workers demanding an extra day's pay on leap years?
October 29, 2025 at 8:23 AM
SHORTS 169: I Need You to WalK Around Your Block RIGHT NOW

I Need You to WalK Around Your Block RIGHT NOW I Need You to WalK Around Your Block RIGHT NOW - From Into Your Head #podcast - IntoYourHead.ie #Podcasts #comedy #humour #PodcastClips #podcasters #podcasting #IntoYourHeadshorts #humor
SHORTS 169: I Need You to WalK Around Your Block RIGHT NOW
I Need You to WalK Around Your Block RIGHT NOW I Need You to WalK Around Your Block RIGHT NOW - From Into Your Head #podcast - IntoYourHead.ie #Podcasts #comedy #humour #PodcastClips #podcasters #podcasting #IntoYourHeadshorts #humor #funny #pets #cats #thoughexperiment #modernlife #philosophy #neighbourhood #walk #perspective #mindfulness #urbanissues #selfreflection #pethumor #Caturday #PerspectiveShift #WalkYourBlock #DailyReflection #LifeInsightsNew Time Radio, comedy, improvisation, audio humor, audio humour, comedy, Internet radio, podcastual, comedy talk, freeform comedy, Ireland, Wicklow, Athy, improvised, Leinster, talk podcast, podcasts, Eire, radio,stream of concioussness, talk, comedy podcast, amateur comedy, audio, Irish podcasts, independent podcasts, Irish comedy podcasts, indie podcasts, indie comedy podcasts, Irish radio, unscripted comedy, radio show and programs, Parody, New Time Radio#IYHshorts #IntoYourHead #podcasts #humor # #podcastclips #comedy #Irish #IYHshortrs #monoologue #modernlife #IrishWit #parody #traffic #globalwarming #motoring #modernliving
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October 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Hard work is not a virtue. It only seems like a virtue because often it’s rewarded as if it were.
October 27, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Show 862: Very Little of This is Your Cat’s Fault

In a movie length episode Neal considers decomissioning Panic Rooms, why hotwiring might be a myth, how Mother Nature downgrades caterpillars, spaceship exteriors, why modern ensuites are more secure, rethinking grout, The Adjustment Bureau (2011),…
Show 862: Very Little of This is Your Cat’s Fault
In a movie length episode Neal considers decomissioning Panic Rooms, why hotwiring might be a myth, how Mother Nature downgrades caterpillars, spaceship exteriors, why modern ensuites are more secure, rethinking grout, The Adjustment Bureau (2011), Philip K Dick, life in a black hole, a new bottle tops regime, landfills and airspace, silage around the world, phasing out the M word, how to walk partially arund a block, personal height news, a crane's eye view of your feet, communal beer pitchers, hotpress home brew, why beer is wasted on children, Panic Room design terminology, road maps with air traffic overlays, your podcast nutrition regime, handbaskets, hangbaskets, flash freezing furniture mysteries and more.
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October 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
No matter how much of a hurry I'm in, I will never utter the words "and step on it" to a taxi driver. Having never driven a car in my life I have no idea what maneouver that would result in, and I dislike surprises.
October 24, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I spent several decades wishing I’d some day live this close to a supermarket. Sadly I forgot to stipulate it should also be at roughly the same altitude as my house.
October 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Matchstick Cats 717: Why Sneeze at All?
Matchstick Cats 717: Why Sneeze at All?
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October 20, 2025 at 9:08 AM
From now on, If you say "I mean" at the beginning of a sentence, I'm going to ask "You mean by what?".

Also, if you say "the thing is, is", I'm just going to stab you with two of my cats.

I feel better already, just having a policy.
October 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Matchstick Cats 716: Going South
Matchstick Cats 716: Going South
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October 19, 2025 at 2:07 PM