Pesto is what australians call an invasive animal

It's cheap, it's easy, and it's free:

Rotating a rat in your mind

@ratsquinks.bsky.social rat tax

The lightning bugs are out flashing their sex bulbs turning my neighborhood into an all-night Fuck-O-Rama. I'm going to pray on this (kneels, clasps hands) Dear Lord, please let me find a big bag of money so I don't have to look for a job ever again. Amen.

all i want is to one day own a modest sized home in a walkable neighborhood and raise money for shelter animals. wear an outfit i like, walk to the grocery store, buy some nectarines, feed cats, and live in peace. just don't understand why achieving this is so hard

My bg3 hot take is that Gale always should've been a gnome. I played through that whole game as gnome Gale via disguise self, and you know what? It was good. Felt right. Gale is a gnome at heart.

i mean it's one five-minute task, michael. how long could it take to get started on it, ten days?

Dongkey Kong hanging dong was a core part of his character. That's why they call him Dongkey Kong

Merry Transmas to those that celebrate #tdov

this is my favorite day of the year, when they pull out the big rat and he predicts the future. american exceptionalism. big rat weatherman is the best little dude we have