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amelia
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292cc liquid-cooled single-cylinder dual-overhead-camshaft fuel-injected woman
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has anyone else noticed that huge red healthbar that appeared at the top of their HUD today?
May 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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it’s just very funny to see people whinge about women and brown people and THE GAYS being in their beloved war crime simulator when Tom Clancy has always been associated with “WE NEED A MORE DIVERSE MILITARY FOR INVADING IRAN”
April 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
im a certified window opener now

that fresh air hits different as fuck
April 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
holy fuck the leaked BF6 soundtrack is *incredible*

like true BF3 / BF4 level quality and vibes

am i really about to start hoping my former abusive spouse has really changed this time....
April 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
truly only the worst things arrive over SMS
April 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
havent ridden a kawasaki hoon machine in a week my hands are shaking from supermoto withdrawals
April 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
dude

clutchless upshifting

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

who the fuck needs a quickshifter when you can just REV-chop-click-REV HARDER

genuinely amazing to start from a stoplight and just hit it like GEAR. GEAR. GEAR. GEAR. GEAR.

maybe only hugging my gf feels better
April 16, 2025 at 4:57 AM
can royal enfield stop fucking throwing please

theyre just kicking themselves in the nuts with every new generation of bikes
April 16, 2025 at 4:55 AM
me when I ghost anyone who shares my blood and about 80% my mind-bending unstoppable bouts of mental agony and fear and dread and the feeling that death is standing over me in my sleep just disappear
April 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
dude her legs when she's on the rowing machine. I'm going to scream
April 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
the lgbtq version of "who has the streaming service with that show again" is "which trans woman has that on her jellyfin"
April 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
sad about the many shirts i cannot wear anymore because theyve become uhm. uncomfortably tight. around my chest and shoulder blades
April 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
tedonitis-having bitches love the thinkpad nipple
April 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
mourning her loss again (production of the Yamaha WR250X)
April 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I've finally had to work with MacOS in a forensics context at work

what a joke
April 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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THIS. CANNOT. CONTINUE.
April 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
it feels really good to dive back in after taking a long break from working on my lab. i set up the infrastructure to let things run like a clock with minimal supervision and it paid off, because nothing exploded while i was in burnout mode and now i can pickup right where i left off
April 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
im on the game
April 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I'm off my meds today because pharmacy is a fuck and jesus christ I forget how bad my adhd is sometimes
April 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
oh god im so obnoxious on my girlfriends misskey instance
April 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
my evil plan is working... my measurements are going down but my weight is staying the same
April 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Syncing "Dracula Flow" over a D Beat is better than any Misfits song anyway. Stop listening to embarrassing music for 13 year olds, grow up and listen to embarrassing music for 19 year olds like Minor Threat
March 31, 2025 at 12:49 PM
2010 Kawasaki KLX 250SF
there are other options, the key is that if someone opens the door to your living room and there's just a coffee table, you're doing it wrong
March 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
alright just finished frontline 59

i like how at the beginning galaxy chimed in to go "you guys know this is a bad idea right"

eye-tee is literally me

tunnel funni

i wish i got to hear crimson 1 whine more
RE Frontline-59:

WHY ARE THERE SAMS. IN THE TUNNEL??

KILL YOURSELF, NOW
March 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM