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ingrid
@ingridquerubina.bsky.social
Writer and standup comedian.
If someone on SNAP wants to use my taxes to buy sushi, tofu, chocolate, or Cheetos I say: YOU GO GIRL!

We aren’t each others micromanagers.
October 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Hi folks! I'm working on a story about prepayment penalties. If you've ever had a loan with this clause, I'd love to interview you about your experience. DM me here. #sourcerequest #HARO

Deadline: Nov. 7.
October 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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August 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Los fachos son buenos innovadores de la boludez.
August 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Editors, I’m available to write about this! I swear, this guy is actually real!
Recall that British “danger tourist” who got stuck in Afghanistan during the 2021 Taliban takeover?

Well, I just went on a disastrous date with a French guy who bragged about “danger touristing” in Haiti - THE COUNTRY FRANCE COLONIZED - when Pres. Moïse was assassinated & the country was in chaos.
July 30, 2025 at 2:43 AM
If you care about what’s happening rn with mass m*g* indoctrination, get creative online. It doesn’t have to be political. Folks need to see progressives live, cool, do calligraphy, talk about plants, etc.
July 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
We can’t stop talking about Gaza y’all.
July 25, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Siempre utilizo el crowd work para explicarle al publico porteño que El Salvador no está al lado de PR, adentro de Mexico, o al lado de Panama. Es mi versión de servicio comunitario.
July 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
🎺is picking on Joy Behar. I’m sure the cancel culture bros are on it.
July 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Gaza is being starved. On purpose.
Don’t let this become just another headline.
📞 Call your reps.
✍️ Demand that aid be let into Gaza.
📢 Share this. Force the headline.
We can’t undo what’s been done.
But we can still fight like hell for who’s still alive.
July 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The scammer offering me $500 per day for an “easy” job sent me a GROUP text.

I don’t need fellow scam candidates to have my number!
July 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Boomer Latina moms will probably never stop commenting on weight.

We need a repository of clapbacks instead.
July 23, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Sorry but with everything going on in the world I’m SO grateful to Coldplay rn.
July 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
We talk a lot about liberal women who date/marry conservative men. I don’t hear much about liberal men who date/marry conservative women. I’m curious about whether or not couples like this exist. If so, how are y’all?
July 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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For my debut in @prismreports.org, I talked to Harvard students about how they are coping with the Trump administration’s treatment of Chinese internstional students.

Thank you to all the students who spoke with me & to @sfatima.bsky.social for the opportunity.

prismreports.org/2025/07/14/c...
Harvard’s Chinese students refuse to be used as geopolitical pawns
The Trump administration has attempted to block Harvard University from accepting Chinese international students
prismreports.org
July 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Gonna share a rejected Onion headline:

Area Orange Decides To Rot Because Of Higher Calling As Future Pennicillin
July 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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We need more politicians like him
June 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Taco Tuesday isn’t enough. From now on we also have Taco Thursday.
June 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
2000: “work hard, play hard!”
2025: “work hard, work hard!”
June 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Am I to understand that a labubu is a cross between a Teletubby and an illustration from Where The Wild Things Are?!

(Yes, I live under a rock).
June 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I knew Dr*ke sucks but I never thought he’d find new, innovative ways to prove Kendrick right after all this time.
June 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Everyone I know in NYC is voting for Zohran and that’s how I know my discernment is on point.
June 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I’m trying to read more during this tumultuous era so I can get educated while dissociating.
June 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
When I was in my early 20s and still Christian I went to a Bible study and the leader asked for my prayer request. I said “world peace.”

Everyone started laughing. I was serious. They told me to pick something real, I said no.

Y’all will never make regret leaving the church.
June 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM