the egg bitch
@ineedeggs.bsky.social
what could you possibly want from me?
Lou just wants me to sit still so he can sit still next to me
August 23, 2023 at 3:01 PM
Lou just wants me to sit still so he can sit still next to me
enjoyed some vintage tractors today @eightfoldpathpm.bsky.social
August 20, 2023 at 12:13 AM
enjoyed some vintage tractors today @eightfoldpathpm.bsky.social
addicted to fetch
August 14, 2023 at 10:44 PM
addicted to fetch
if I were president I’d make them put the flavor on the underside of the pringle
August 10, 2023 at 8:12 PM
if I were president I’d make them put the flavor on the underside of the pringle
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ZACH GALIFIANAKIS: you said, when washing rice you have to touch each grain of rice. when washing it
JIRO: (in japanese with a translator) that's right
ZG: can you tell when you've touched that last grain?
J: can i tell...
ZG: when you touch the last one?
J: can i tell when i've touched it?
JIRO: (in japanese with a translator) that's right
ZG: can you tell when you've touched that last grain?
J: can i tell...
ZG: when you touch the last one?
J: can i tell when i've touched it?
August 6, 2023 at 2:00 AM
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS: you said, when washing rice you have to touch each grain of rice. when washing it
JIRO: (in japanese with a translator) that's right
ZG: can you tell when you've touched that last grain?
J: can i tell...
ZG: when you touch the last one?
J: can i tell when i've touched it?
JIRO: (in japanese with a translator) that's right
ZG: can you tell when you've touched that last grain?
J: can i tell...
ZG: when you touch the last one?
J: can i tell when i've touched it?
great job yesterday, team! almost nobody emailed me. and the couple emails I did receive were super low key and no big deal. let’s keep up that same energy today, folks!
August 2, 2023 at 1:44 PM
great job yesterday, team! almost nobody emailed me. and the couple emails I did receive were super low key and no big deal. let’s keep up that same energy today, folks!
people love to be standing in the middle of the road. it is their natural habitat
August 2, 2023 at 1:11 AM
people love to be standing in the middle of the road. it is their natural habitat
good thing it doesn’t matter
July 31, 2023 at 3:31 PM
good thing it doesn’t matter
Lou is sitting down and educating himself
July 30, 2023 at 6:27 PM
Lou is sitting down and educating himself
there are too many 5-10 second long tiktoks that say “watch til the end!”
I’m getting worried about these kids, man
I’m getting worried about these kids, man
July 28, 2023 at 3:57 PM
there are too many 5-10 second long tiktoks that say “watch til the end!”
I’m getting worried about these kids, man
I’m getting worried about these kids, man
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cat who started screaming for breakfast 4 hours ago when breakfast is provided at the normal time it always is: thank goodness I started screaming when I did
July 27, 2023 at 1:08 PM
cat who started screaming for breakfast 4 hours ago when breakfast is provided at the normal time it always is: thank goodness I started screaming when I did
say hello to Shovel, my favorite alley cat. he’s recovering from a blood parasite
July 26, 2023 at 2:19 PM
say hello to Shovel, my favorite alley cat. he’s recovering from a blood parasite
skirt steak tacos with avocado, quick pickled red onion & serrano, and crumbled cotija. perfect. delicious. no pic. they gone. but just imagine…
July 25, 2023 at 11:03 PM
skirt steak tacos with avocado, quick pickled red onion & serrano, and crumbled cotija. perfect. delicious. no pic. they gone. but just imagine…
Tuesday is short for “Two Stupid Meetings Day”
July 25, 2023 at 3:54 PM
Tuesday is short for “Two Stupid Meetings Day”
I love being grateful and also shutting the fuck up
July 24, 2023 at 10:00 PM
I love being grateful and also shutting the fuck up
some people want too much from their silly little posts apps. they’re making themselves miserable in the dumbest way
July 24, 2023 at 8:07 PM
some people want too much from their silly little posts apps. they’re making themselves miserable in the dumbest way
Lousky. you ever consider that?
July 24, 2023 at 3:37 PM
Lousky. you ever consider that?
X? *snort* more like Y. *giggling* as in…*sksksksk*…WHY would you do that?!
July 24, 2023 at 2:26 PM
X? *snort* more like Y. *giggling* as in…*sksksksk*…WHY would you do that?!
(poking my head in)
you guys good? you need anything? sunny D? pepsi? we’ve got some bagel bites in the freezer you want me to make you some bagel bites?
you guys good? you need anything? sunny D? pepsi? we’ve got some bagel bites in the freezer you want me to make you some bagel bites?
July 21, 2023 at 3:52 PM
(poking my head in)
you guys good? you need anything? sunny D? pepsi? we’ve got some bagel bites in the freezer you want me to make you some bagel bites?
you guys good? you need anything? sunny D? pepsi? we’ve got some bagel bites in the freezer you want me to make you some bagel bites?