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imnotthegoatlol.bsky.social
🇨🇷Uria🇹🇹 🥸
@imnotthegoatlol.bsky.social
El hombre más guarro del Brooklyn | NYC | he/him | Multifandom
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Thinking about how good this photo came out (ignore the rancid toilet in the back)
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Smelling another man’s nuts or bush >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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That $6 big box hate to see me coming and they got a 3 piece for $5 so that’s $11 for a 5 piece chicken, 2 sides and a biscuit, THANGYA. Always order Popeye’ online.
November 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
GOOD ass game do not believe the masses| #pokemon #pokemonlegendsza
November 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Done with Paldea 🚬🫩🥃
October 7, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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i'm getting to the bottom of this.
September 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
We just be lyin about shit
September 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Me trying to impress Mario & Luigi badge trade
a woman in a black dress is sitting at a table with a man in a suit .
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August 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Pissin at this bc yall weren’t there when his ass was writing this post
This edible ain’t shit
August 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Me n this 1:50 AM Popeyes & frozen Strawberry Lemonade
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August 20, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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Why I just instinctually punched the shit out of it 😭😭😭
August 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Down the hall to the gag
a young boy is walking through a hallway in a hotel .
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July 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Cannot stop thinking about the leaked concept art for Punisher’s summer skin for Marvel Rivals
July 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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July 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
IM GONNA PEE WJAT
July 5, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Currently in my bed on vacation hitting my Penjamin playing Balatro while watching S2 of Sandman with Gwendoline Christie Lucifer on my Netflix
July 5, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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Get the AI shit off my skyline pls
July 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I would like to apologize to Balatro I was not familiar with your game
four playing cards with the word estrogen on the bottom
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July 4, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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I GOT MY NIGGA TO PLAY BALATROOOOOOOO 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 BAE I LUV UUUUUUUUU UR MY EVERYTHANGGGGGGGGG
a man and a woman are standing in front of a door with a sign on the wall that says oak
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July 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Psylocke [Redesign Commission] (WIP)
July 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Convinced i’m just never going to have a good Pride month 🚬🫩
June 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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JT will host a Pride Month fundraiser T-shirt release in NYC on June 20th.

Proceeds will go toward the Trans Justice Funding Project.
June 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Thinking about mother
June 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Saw Sinners and it was nice but i don’t get the hype
June 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Prankster encore backshots
May 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Costa Rica specific:

Use Uber instead of taxis.

Use Uber Eats. The food goes straight in a temp controlled box and the drivers are on motorcycles so your food comes fast, hot, and best of all UNTOUCHED.
11. What is your best travel tip?
May 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM