Chris Kirk
@imchriskirk.com
digital marketer :: martech swiss army knife :: strategist :: marching band dad :: st. louis fan
Spittles.
Change one later, ruin a candy
Milfy Way
Milfy Way
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Wood 'n Plenty
Wood 'n Plenty
October 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Spittles.
“1 of every 3 voters don’t care about a candidate’s opinion on crypto.”
October 28, 2025 at 5:14 AM
“1 of every 3 voters don’t care about a candidate’s opinion on crypto.”
A screenshot I took 13 years ago. A Facebook Sponsored Post that is simply sharing another identical Sponsored Post. Way to go Microsoft! I feel this was a bad sign of things to come for Windows 8.
October 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
A screenshot I took 13 years ago. A Facebook Sponsored Post that is simply sharing another identical Sponsored Post. Way to go Microsoft! I feel this was a bad sign of things to come for Windows 8.
Owner or operator? Big difference and I am confident I already know the answer.
Bessent on American farmers being hurt by tariffs: "Martha, in case you don't know it, I'm actually a soybean farmer, so I have felt this pain too."
October 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Owner or operator? Big difference and I am confident I already know the answer.
What two items could a person sell on a street corner and it would be more psychotic than this?
#stl Gus’ pretzel street vendor now also sells jalapeño peppers. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
October 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
What two items could a person sell on a street corner and it would be more psychotic than this?
I’m so happy to see Allen Iverson back on my TV and looking healthy. Tough dude.
October 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I’m so happy to see Allen Iverson back on my TV and looking healthy. Tough dude.
Evergreen.
October 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Evergreen.
You haven't seen me on a bike.
Remember this one? “Humans aren’t very efficient movers—until you put us on a bicycle, when we become some of the most energy-efficient land travelers in the animal kingdom.” Via Scientific American @sciam.bsky.social #CityMakingMath
The Most Efficient Traveler Isn’t a Bird or a Fish—It’s You on a Bike
A famous graphic, now updated, compares locomotion in the animal kingdom
www.scientificamerican.com
October 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
You haven't seen me on a bike.
I've gotten where I can't tell real from parody anymore.
October 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I've gotten where I can't tell real from parody anymore.
Stay weird, Portland. Never change.
October 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Stay weird, Portland. Never change.
If every investor viewed companies this way, the world would look a lot different- for the better.
What maximizes “shareholder value?”
One theory: Doing what’s best for the customer and product and employees, because that’s the best possible company, which in turn is the most valuable company.
Other theories may or may not be better, but I like this one.
One theory: Doing what’s best for the customer and product and employees, because that’s the best possible company, which in turn is the most valuable company.
Other theories may or may not be better, but I like this one.
October 6, 2025 at 4:21 AM
If every investor viewed companies this way, the world would look a lot different- for the better.
Reposted by Chris Kirk
And just like that, part two has now also been set to music by the same guy.
October 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
And just like that, part two has now also been set to music by the same guy.
Reposted by Chris Kirk
October 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Anybody have a Sora invite code they’d be willing to send to me?
October 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Anybody have a Sora invite code they’d be willing to send to me?
What if the Hegseth meeting with top brass is to tell them all - “We’re getting ready to put out some orders that some of you might not agree with. If you refuse to follow orders, you’ll be ruined. You’re with us or you’re out.”
September 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
What if the Hegseth meeting with top brass is to tell them all - “We’re getting ready to put out some orders that some of you might not agree with. If you refuse to follow orders, you’ll be ruined. You’re with us or you’re out.”
Product without audience. Zero chance anyone asked for anything close to this. Ever.
Meta rolls out Vibes, a platform where users can create and share short-form, AI-generated videos, in the Meta AI app and on the meta.ai website (Juby Babu/Reuters)
Main Link | Mediagazer Permalink
Main Link | Mediagazer Permalink
September 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Product without audience. Zero chance anyone asked for anything close to this. Ever.
Arizona Cardinals’ uniforms tonight are outstanding and that should be their full time helmet.
September 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Arizona Cardinals’ uniforms tonight are outstanding and that should be their full time helmet.
This is a question for a criminal attorney - if you aren't one, you can keep scrolling...
Is it normal to release something like this to the public while there is still an open investigation? Feels odd.
Is it normal to release something like this to the public while there is still an open investigation? Feels odd.
September 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
This is a question for a criminal attorney - if you aren't one, you can keep scrolling...
Is it normal to release something like this to the public while there is still an open investigation? Feels odd.
Is it normal to release something like this to the public while there is still an open investigation? Feels odd.
Name a better series premiere than The Newsroom.
September 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Name a better series premiere than The Newsroom.
One of the most fun perks of being in digital marketing is seeing a YouTube ad and being able to trace back to the competitor snooping that triggered it.
September 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
One of the most fun perks of being in digital marketing is seeing a YouTube ad and being able to trace back to the competitor snooping that triggered it.
How has The West Wing not gotten a reboot yet?
September 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
How has The West Wing not gotten a reboot yet?
If I could have a lame superpower it would be to read lips.
August 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
If I could have a lame superpower it would be to read lips.
August 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM