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I feel like if every 3 to 5 years we got a new good quality Muppet movie, then the world would be a much better place.
November 29, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I feel like if every 3 to 5 years we got a new good quality Muppet movie, then the world would be a much better place.
Babysitting the goblin while his mother is away.
November 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Babysitting the goblin while his mother is away.
I'm going to cut my hair and my beard this weekend, but they haven't been this long in a while so I thought I'd document it.
November 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I'm going to cut my hair and my beard this weekend, but they haven't been this long in a while so I thought I'd document it.
I love finding new artists of all kind. People who make things are so cool.
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I love finding new artists of all kind. People who make things are so cool.
Gay people can do whatever the fuck we want ✨
i dont even have a funny caption i just wanted to share this with the group
November 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Gay people can do whatever the fuck we want ✨
I was so looking forward to doing nothing today and now that I'm in the moment, I feel so unfulfilled.
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I was so looking forward to doing nothing today and now that I'm in the moment, I feel so unfulfilled.
I feel like it made a lot of sense for cucumbers to become the standard for pickling because it seems like they can only stay fresh for all of five fucking minutes before they rot.
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I feel like it made a lot of sense for cucumbers to become the standard for pickling because it seems like they can only stay fresh for all of five fucking minutes before they rot.
That was incredible.
November 23, 2025 at 5:27 AM
That was incredible.
Reading a book on the patio at the show. Do I look mysterious or do I just have no friends?
November 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Reading a book on the patio at the show. Do I look mysterious or do I just have no friends?
Also, does anyone want to go see Florence + The Machine with me next May in Fort Worth?
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Also, does anyone want to go see Florence + The Machine with me next May in Fort Worth?
It should be mandatory for all venues to say what time the doors open, what time the opener starts, and what time the main act starts. This ticket just says "7pm" and nothing else.
a woman with long hair is asking what does it mean .
Alt: a woman with long hair is asking what does it mean .
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November 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
It should be mandatory for all venues to say what time the doors open, what time the opener starts, and what time the main act starts. This ticket just says "7pm" and nothing else.
There is something so deeply satisfying to me about writing in my gay little journal with a fountain pen.
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
There is something so deeply satisfying to me about writing in my gay little journal with a fountain pen.
I'm about to buy a single ticket to a bunch of different shows because all of my friends are either boring or poor so I have no one to go with. 🙃
November 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I'm about to buy a single ticket to a bunch of different shows because all of my friends are either boring or poor so I have no one to go with. 🙃
Does anyone else get reasonably furious at the amount of time we have to run around instead of getting things done? Because I have two meetings today at different places across town, I'll spend no less than three hours on the road. I also have a bunch of stuff that has to be done before 5.
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Does anyone else get reasonably furious at the amount of time we have to run around instead of getting things done? Because I have two meetings today at different places across town, I'll spend no less than three hours on the road. I also have a bunch of stuff that has to be done before 5.
Bro with the same name as me got me more chocolate covered gummy bears. 🤤
November 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Bro with the same name as me got me more chocolate covered gummy bears. 🤤
Someone offered to buy my used smelly underwear today.
November 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Someone offered to buy my used smelly underwear today.
Me: Oooh a text message! I wonder who wants to talk to me!
My Phone: It's the one time password that you literally just requested...
Me: 😐
My Phone: It's the one time password that you literally just requested...
Me: 😐
November 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Me: Oooh a text message! I wonder who wants to talk to me!
My Phone: It's the one time password that you literally just requested...
Me: 😐
My Phone: It's the one time password that you literally just requested...
Me: 😐
I randomly remembered about how when I was a kid, I used to think that vampires had hollow teeth that they would drink blood through like straws.
November 15, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I randomly remembered about how when I was a kid, I used to think that vampires had hollow teeth that they would drink blood through like straws.
Who needs a man when I have her! 😚
(I would still very much like a man or two as well 😭)
(I would still very much like a man or two as well 😭)
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Who needs a man when I have her! 😚
(I would still very much like a man or two as well 😭)
(I would still very much like a man or two as well 😭)
When my neighbors are loud, my dog is always the first to groan loudly about it.
November 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
When my neighbors are loud, my dog is always the first to groan loudly about it.
I'm trying to finish this essay and she is over here looking at me like this. 😭
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I'm trying to finish this essay and she is over here looking at me like this. 😭
Good morning! 🤎🖤🤍
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Good morning! 🤎🖤🤍
Morning snuggles.
November 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Morning snuggles.
I always have vivid dreams so I try to make notes about them when I wake up so I can remember them well. I was in such a hurry the other day that this was all I got...
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I always have vivid dreams so I try to make notes about them when I wake up so I can remember them well. I was in such a hurry the other day that this was all I got...