Illest Blanche
@illestblanche.bsky.social
Here, because it's seemingly the better Social Media...for now...
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You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you
July 8, 2024 at 7:00 AM
You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you
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December 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
Fellowship
theonion.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
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BANANA FISH no longer has an English dub on Amazon
December 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
BANANA FISH no longer has an English dub on Amazon
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if you've never heard the end credits song for Aliens Infestation on the Nintendo DS
I beg you to stop and listen right now
it's important
I beg you to stop and listen right now
it's important
[OST] Aliens Infestation (Nintendo DS) [Track 16] LV426 - Ending Theme
YouTube video by Sega-Mag
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:27 AM
if you've never heard the end credits song for Aliens Infestation on the Nintendo DS
I beg you to stop and listen right now
it's important
I beg you to stop and listen right now
it's important
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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The Xbox Crocs can play just as many exclusives as the Series X can.
Xbox Crocs releasing tomorrow on Crocs Store (Nov 25 - $80) buff.ly/4J97UXm
November 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The Xbox Crocs can play just as many exclusives as the Series X can.
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DOGE is disbanding after an estimated 600,000+ people died in other countries because of USAID cuts to lifesaving food and medication.
Elon Musk will go down as one of history's' most prolific mass murderers of children.
Anyone driving a Tesla is supporting a nazi.
Elon Musk will go down as one of history's' most prolific mass murderers of children.
Anyone driving a Tesla is supporting a nazi.
November 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
DOGE is disbanding after an estimated 600,000+ people died in other countries because of USAID cuts to lifesaving food and medication.
Elon Musk will go down as one of history's' most prolific mass murderers of children.
Anyone driving a Tesla is supporting a nazi.
Elon Musk will go down as one of history's' most prolific mass murderers of children.
Anyone driving a Tesla is supporting a nazi.
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"Nah man, I'm not [signing] those Funkos" 😂
— Oscar Isaac
— Oscar Isaac
November 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
"Nah man, I'm not [signing] those Funkos" 😂
— Oscar Isaac
— Oscar Isaac
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You'll drive a car and shoot guns in a way that emulates a bunch of movies the devs watched and if you try and deviate from those scripts at all you'll get a game over
Part of the reason I find most discussion/the hype cycle of GTA6 uninteresting because almost none of it is about the game itself.
Its about games that have to move around it, its about how much it can get away costing, its about how it will affect the industry. Not gameplay or narrative.
Its about games that have to move around it, its about how much it can get away costing, its about how it will affect the industry. Not gameplay or narrative.
GTA 6 will be released in 1 year from today
… unless it’s delayed again.
… unless it’s delayed again.
November 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
You'll drive a car and shoot guns in a way that emulates a bunch of movies the devs watched and if you try and deviate from those scripts at all you'll get a game over
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LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.
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November 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Let us clasp our hands together and recite the scrublord's prayer, in the name of the FGC. 🙏
November 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Let us clasp our hands together and recite the scrublord's prayer, in the name of the FGC. 🙏
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If you give an Eevee this rock they turn into a Nickelodeon
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM
If you give an Eevee this rock they turn into a Nickelodeon
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The funny thing about the invention of the wheel is the guy who invented it died penniless. It wasn't until much much later that pennies were invented
October 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The funny thing about the invention of the wheel is the guy who invented it died penniless. It wasn't until much much later that pennies were invented
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I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone
October 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone
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One director, four bangers
October 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
One director, four bangers
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That's awesome dude, I love the internet and being old.
October 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
That's awesome dude, I love the internet and being old.
Fuck ribbon cables!
October 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Fuck ribbon cables!
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I got those Guile french fries from McDonald's.
October 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I got those Guile french fries from McDonald's.