yo you mean to tell me that every person in this Siberian orchestra is trans?

Me and the boys celebrating today:

video games. reskeet if you agree.

TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German!
me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board

President Trump: Trump FIFA Trophy. Gold Trophy Prize Trump
FIFA Committee: No, Mr President you can't have the FIFA Trophy
Trump: Good Trophy good Trump give beautiful Trump deserve president
FIFA: Mr President, we simply can’t give you the trophy. It goes to the winner
Trump: jealousy committee

Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play

go fuckin Huskies

Nazi UW students fuck off

Perfect time, finally, to eminent domain every last Trump property in New York City and turn them all into affordable housing.

My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie:
░M░Y░P░ U░S░S░ Y░I░ N░B░I░O ░

they just keep making it cooler and cooler to say that that dude got what he fucking deserved

Been trying to figure out the expression here and it’s when a dog has a grape in its mouth and you have to be like spit it out Ranger, Ranger you can’t have grape, and Ranger is like no I love grape

(Watching every retired midwestern dad I ever saw in my entire life) I can’t wait until I get old enough to be really snide and mean to my wife

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

“Well you see it’s a centuries old religious conflict m and if they had accepted the boundaries in 1948 and if they had not done the Second Infitada and etc etc etc”

CHILDREN ARE BEING FORCIBLY STARVED TO DEATH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

Allow me to introduce myself, Princess! They call me Doc; I’m sort of the leader around here. This is Grumpy, Sneezy, Sleepy, and Bashful. The little guy there is Dopey, and the excited fella in the corner is Public Masturbator

finally, my masterpiece, now on Bluesky

mike ditka used to have a branded resort in kissimmee florida and there were lots of staged photos of mike ditka hanging out in it. i will post a bunch of them now. sorry for hte low resolution these are from like 2008

ah damn you really owned me by doing the hitler salute. what'd really own me good would be to do that other famous gesture he did on april 30, 1945.