Iliana Langley
@ilianalangley.bsky.social
Author of The Rigmine Conspiracy. Writer. Physics-obsessed elitist. Curmudgeonly wizard lunatic in an ivy-choked tower. Denier of ghosts. Hater of gods.
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Iliana Langley
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· Sep 21
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Iliana Langley, AKA Jingleriot. An aspiring writer who loves fantasy, scifi, psychology, and horror. Fiction driven, character compelled, and longing for depth. Click to read Iliana Langley, a Substac...
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Author of The Rigmine Conspiracy, as well as several other secret works-in-progress 👀
💖 New updates every wednesday at 6pm EST 💖
If you're interested in magic🔮, fantasy🧙♀️, and flawed found family🫂, then you've come to the right place!
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💖 New updates every wednesday at 6pm EST 💖
If you're interested in magic🔮, fantasy🧙♀️, and flawed found family🫂, then you've come to the right place!
Check me out on substack for more:
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win 10 said no more updates but i still get regular updates 🥲 leave me alone, we broke up years ago.
November 12, 2025 at 7:23 AM
win 10 said no more updates but i still get regular updates 🥲 leave me alone, we broke up years ago.
Can anyone genuinely explain to me why my brain can't play a game i actually want to play as if i have no energy, but i can play a game i dont really care about for hours and hours and hours?
November 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Can anyone genuinely explain to me why my brain can't play a game i actually want to play as if i have no energy, but i can play a game i dont really care about for hours and hours and hours?
character customization, period
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
character customization, period
how is it 2025 and "nice guys" still exist, and in fact, have multiplied?
November 9, 2025 at 7:21 AM
how is it 2025 and "nice guys" still exist, and in fact, have multiplied?
also, to lie to someones face when they already know the truth blows my mind. You are doubling down???? even though you were caught???? delusion delusion delusion.
November 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
also, to lie to someones face when they already know the truth blows my mind. You are doubling down???? even though you were caught???? delusion delusion delusion.
the delusion of people to think that their lies are keeping their loved ones safe blows my mind. Fuck you. You don't care about them, you care about YOU and what negative things YOU will incur as a result. U a selfish ass
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
the delusion of people to think that their lies are keeping their loved ones safe blows my mind. Fuck you. You don't care about them, you care about YOU and what negative things YOU will incur as a result. U a selfish ass
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preface: i dont support the slaughter of animals. But saying that not eating meat is moral because they're living kinda still doesn't work because plants are also living/sentient, and are capable of communication and emotion. There is no ethical diet on the entire planet unless you photosynthesize.
November 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
preface: i dont support the slaughter of animals. But saying that not eating meat is moral because they're living kinda still doesn't work because plants are also living/sentient, and are capable of communication and emotion. There is no ethical diet on the entire planet unless you photosynthesize.
Will Rilla finally find solace and comfort in her sleep? Press F for doubt 🤔 Check out this week's update of The Rigmine Conspiracy, live now on substack! ilianalangley.substack.com/p/the-rigmin...
The Rigmine Conspiracy: Chapter 11
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November 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Will Rilla finally find solace and comfort in her sleep? Press F for doubt 🤔 Check out this week's update of The Rigmine Conspiracy, live now on substack! ilianalangley.substack.com/p/the-rigmin...
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serious note: they're gonna try 5x harder to sabotage the midterms after tonight and we're gonna have to organize on a literally historic scale to stop them
really obvious now why trump and the republican party have been working so hard to prevent fair elections lol they know
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
serious note: they're gonna try 5x harder to sabotage the midterms after tonight and we're gonna have to organize on a literally historic scale to stop them
the new dragula season reminded me why i just can't watch drag media anymore. It's always bullshit drama that takes away from the focus of the art. Idc about your petty gaslight-y arguments. And I blame the watchers for continuing to be entertained by this infuriating display of base level humanity.
November 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
the new dragula season reminded me why i just can't watch drag media anymore. It's always bullshit drama that takes away from the focus of the art. Idc about your petty gaslight-y arguments. And I blame the watchers for continuing to be entertained by this infuriating display of base level humanity.
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how can you look at the stars and give a shit about any of this minute nonsense? I wish humans could remember our place in this grand cosmos; it isn't very big. The world is what you make it.
November 2, 2025 at 5:56 AM
how can you look at the stars and give a shit about any of this minute nonsense? I wish humans could remember our place in this grand cosmos; it isn't very big. The world is what you make it.
steam already loads at shit speeds for me, but this halloween sale got me on another level of annoyed at how much things are NOT LOADING
November 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
steam already loads at shit speeds for me, but this halloween sale got me on another level of annoyed at how much things are NOT LOADING
people underestimate my ability to hate things on principal. I will never play Bloodlines 2. It's not the game I was promised. I felt the same way about cyberpunk, and I still don't care that people loved that game. I don't settle for anything less than what I was told I would get.
October 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
people underestimate my ability to hate things on principal. I will never play Bloodlines 2. It's not the game I was promised. I felt the same way about cyberpunk, and I still don't care that people loved that game. I don't settle for anything less than what I was told I would get.
the palia community is the most wholesome and kind and helpful MMO community I've EVER experienced. I didn't even know such an ecosystem could exist in gaming.
October 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
the palia community is the most wholesome and kind and helpful MMO community I've EVER experienced. I didn't even know such an ecosystem could exist in gaming.
Chapters 9 & 10 available to read now on substack! I apologize for not posting last week, but if you wish to stay up to date you can always subscribe here: ilianalangley.substack.com Otherwise hold your horses for the late March release of the full book, available on amazon!
Iliana Langley | Substack
Iliana Langley, AKA Jingleriot. An aspiring writer who loves fantasy, scifi, psychology, and horror. Fiction driven, character compelled, and longing for depth. Click to read Iliana Langley, a Substac...
ilianalangley.substack.com
October 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Chapters 9 & 10 available to read now on substack! I apologize for not posting last week, but if you wish to stay up to date you can always subscribe here: ilianalangley.substack.com Otherwise hold your horses for the late March release of the full book, available on amazon!
someone please take colleen hoover's hands away, she cannot be trusted with the written language nor can her avid readers be trusted with basic thought
October 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
someone please take colleen hoover's hands away, she cannot be trusted with the written language nor can her avid readers be trusted with basic thought
send help, i started playing the infinity nikki update and it already made me weep twice
October 28, 2025 at 6:33 AM
send help, i started playing the infinity nikki update and it already made me weep twice
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I'm book smart... but only fantasy books, so if you want to know shit about elves or dragons I'm your man.
October 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I'm book smart... but only fantasy books, so if you want to know shit about elves or dragons I'm your man.
if modern society wanted me to answer my phone, then modern society should stop spam calling me 18 times a day
October 22, 2025 at 7:41 AM
if modern society wanted me to answer my phone, then modern society should stop spam calling me 18 times a day
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we live in a rust server we just freshly joined, no blueprints, no friends, no squad limits, a day before wipe
October 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
we live in a rust server we just freshly joined, no blueprints, no friends, no squad limits, a day before wipe
Check out the latest update of The Rigmine Conspiracy! Chapter 8 has arrived 😎 ilianalangley.substack.com/p/the-rigmin...
The Rigmine Conspiracy: Chapter 8
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October 16, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Check out the latest update of The Rigmine Conspiracy! Chapter 8 has arrived 😎 ilianalangley.substack.com/p/the-rigmin...
i guess its portfolio day??? heres some of my favorite pieces from history
October 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
i guess its portfolio day??? heres some of my favorite pieces from history