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Rob Wagner
@ikutia.bsky.social
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"IF THE BAR AIN'T BENDING, YOU'RE JUST PRETENDING" -Ancient Bodybuilder Wisdom
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nightshade.technology
ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
TAS restaurant
April 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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kimmymonte.bsky.social
well i guess i’m gonna have to start smoking now
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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tristanolson.bsky.social
Dang. I posted this last night and should have waited a day.
A comic strip based off of the television show "Bluey." It is recreating the opening theme, where four anthropomorphic dogs dance in a blue background. In the first panel, three of the dogs are pointing at the mother dog, who has the word "mum" over her. In the second panel, three dogs are pointing at the father dog, who has the word "dad" over him. In the third panel, suddenly Tom Servo from the television show Mystery Science Theater 3000 is hovering in the middle of the panel. He is a res robot made out of a gumball machine. He has the words "Tom Servo" floating over him. The dogs look surprised and alarmed. In the final panel, Crow T Robot from Mystery Science Theater 3000 has also joined in, he is a gold robot made out of a bowling pin, athletic wire mask, and other stuff, and he is practically popping out of the panel at the viewer. The word "Croooow!" floats over him. The dogs just look confused now.
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
Sign on a library book drop sign requesting people to yell "NOT A SQUIRREL" to confirm they are human and not a squirrel trying to steal Keith's lunch.
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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strongbadnofoolin.bsky.social
Also, I gotta get me that no-joke right cheekbone they gave me! That thing could slice brisket!
November 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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strongbadnofoolin.bsky.social
The Washington State University Cougar Marching Band freakin' played Trogdor at their halftime show this weekend! And made ME! My husky head finally gets its due! 50 freakin' yards high man!
November 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
ikutia.bsky.social
@audioerf.bsky.social

Hope you're doing alright. Shit's hard out there for incredibly stupid reasons.
I know I'm just another nameless face but we're all in this shitshow together.
November 10, 2025 at 8:30 AM
ikutia.bsky.social
@kagesatsuki.com Another yewr, another no Horseman's Rein
November 1, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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magicscience.info
that’s right beg you miserable worm
Printout on a shrink wrapped pallet of a sweaty bald man on his knees praying. It says DO NOT STACK ON THIS PALLET!
October 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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criminalsimpsons.com
October 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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legamunt.bsky.social
Pokemon kill you in Arceus because it's ancient times, Pokemon kill you in ZA because France is a pvp zone.
October 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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bryanheemskerk.bsky.social
Week of Final Fantasy Day 6

Ghost Train Suplex

#finalfantasyvi #pixelart
August 28, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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gamechangershow.bsky.social
🚨There is a secret episode of Game Changer out now on Dropout -- the one @samreich.bsky.social doesn't want you to see! Go watch it now before he demands it needs to be taken down! It's the one we've all been waiting for!!!

#GameChanger
August 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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dropout.tv
The 1st official statement from the new Honorary President of Dropout, @vicmmic.bsky.social 🫡
Letter that reads:Hey guys!!!! Wow what an honor to be your choice to represent Dropout in the role of PRESIDENT. I am so excited. So many things I want to do. Christmas in July. Two proms. Universal healthcare. Unfortunately none of these dreams can become reality until after we have won the war. The infinity war. Today I would like to announce that I, Vic Michaelis, h. PRESIDENT of Dropout will be diverting all of Dropout’s resources to getting Marvel’s Avengers: Endgame on the platform. I will utilize ever power at my disposal to make sure this happens. I will DM Goofy if I have to. I know what you’re thinking “Vic, what’s gonna happen to my favorite show???” It’s gonna get cancelled probably (VIP is safe), but it will all be worth is when we get to watch iron man an the gang kick than-man’s ass in medium resolution straight from the Dropout servers!!! Anyways H.A.G.S!!!! Vic Michaelis President of Dropout (People’s Voice) Ps. Sam if you change a word of this your fired :/"
August 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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sundownmcmoon.bsky.social
Homechar Runner
November 14, 2024 at 2:59 AM
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bryanheemskerk.bsky.social
Week of Metroid day 4

🎵I love Metroid Prime... Prime

#metroid #pixelart
August 14, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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vexwerewolf.bsky.social
"They go to SEX CLUBS and pretend to be DOGS!"

Yeah well you go to church every Sunday and pretend to be a good person
August 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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strongbadnofoolin.bsky.social
Listen to my long, saggy puppet arm! Kick the Cheat is finally back in stock and ready to squeak(squawk)!
www.fangamer.com/products/kic...
August 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
ikutia.bsky.social
@audioerf.bsky.social Keep on flying that flag high. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
August 2, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: There is a small, pink, frowning blob labeled "Self Esteem". Shen is crouching down to it, resting his elbows on his knees, and asking, "Self Esteem, why are you so SMALL?" Panel 2: Self Esteem looks down with reflective, emotional eyes and says "I'm s-sorry." Shen's hand pets it on the head as Shen, from off-panel, says "It's okay!" Panel 3: Shen, still resting his hand on Self Esteem's head, points behind him with his thumb, and shifts his eyes to gaze that way too. Self Esteem also looks that way, curious. Shen says "just take some notes from your brother, okay?" Panel 4: In the corner of a room, on a metal bench bending under his weight, sits a massive lime green blob labeled "Elf Esteem." He has a menacing and confident smile and muscular yellow arms and legs, and he is curling a dumbbell with his left arm. He's surrounded by posters of fictional elf women, such as Frieren, Zelda, and Marcille Donato. He also has a bow and arrow leaned against the wall, and a pair of fake elf ears on the ground near him.
August 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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monteiro.bsky.social
They’re so jealous you can write.
They’re so jealous you can draw.
They’re so jealous you can make music.

They have all the money in the world, but they’ve been driven insane because they don’t have your joy.
chuckwendig.bsky.social Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · Aug 1
Writers should never modify their own prose as a reaction to what stupid fucking generative AI is doing -- that shit stole from us, and it stole poorly, incompletely, and has none of our magic and zero of our humanity, our experience, our wonder and fear, and it never ever will. Fuck AI. You do you.
August 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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littleevil0ne.bsky.social
"I can't brainstorm without ai" "I can't draw without ai" "I can't write without ai" "Ai summarized it for me cause it's too hard of a read"
So what exactly /can/ you do? Because you sound fucking useless to me
August 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
ikutia.bsky.social
Daily reminder: Thursday: Purchase feeble public access cable show and exploit it
August 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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hembrit.bsky.social
"In fire and flame, we hunt!"

Personal commission work.
Elf
WoW/Warcraft art.

#Warcraft #WorldofWarcraft #art #elf #sindorei
An elven hunter commands her pets, a large and fanged parrot as well as a devilsaur to extinguish a forest fire.
July 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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disneyprimevideo.bsky.social
Dirty Cunt (1971)
Harry Eastwood, against a silhouette of a gun points a smaller gun. Kind of disappointing.
July 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM