IkeaHatGuy
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IkeaHatGuy
@ikeahatguy.bsky.social
In my sports nerd arc. Supporting Vancouver Whitecaps since 2020. Find me with the Southsiders, look for the Ikea bag hat
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Teams that #Vancouver sports fans are most excited about currently.
1 - #Goldeneyes
2 - #Whitecaps
3 - #Rise
4 - B.C. Lions off season moves?
5 - Bringing back the Grizzlies
6 - Their fantasy teams
7 - Voodoo
8 - Random youth teams
9 - Your friends beer league team
10 - #Canucks?
November 24, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Thrilled to announce I am starting a new career as a doppelganger for Vancouver Whitecaps coach Jesper Sorensen
November 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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A (nearly) perfect Vancouver sports weekend | Canucks Conversation

https://www.lovenhl.com/1471670/

The Goldeneyes came from behind to win their first game on Friday night. The Whitecaps beat their rivals in PKs in front of 53,000 fans. And the Canucks got beat down by the last place Flames. …
A (nearly) perfect Vancouver sports weekend | Canucks Conversation
The Goldeneyes came from behind to win their first game on Friday night. The Whitecaps beat their rivals in PKs in front of 53,000 fans. And the Canucks got beat down by the last place Flames. Quads and Harm are here to talk about, and what's next for the Canucks. 📋 Submit your survey responses for our next edition of Family Feud: https://forms.gle/nqHupFxkNT4AxNck9 💻 Website: https://canucksarmy.com 🐦 Follow on Twitter: https://twitter.com/CanucksArmy 📲 Follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/canucksarmy... 👍 Like on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/CanucksArmy/ 📺 Subscribe on YouTube: @Canucks_Army --------------------- Thank you to all of our sponsors: 🟢 @bet365: It's never ordinary! Download
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November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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New @dailyhivevancouver.bsky.social #VWFC’s Yohei Takaoka sympathies with his counterpart, #LAFC’s Hugo Lloris on the challenges of playing on a turf surface.

dailyhive.com/vancouver/la...

#VANvLAFC
#MLS
LAFC goalkeeper rants about BC Place turf after epic Vancouver Whitecaps playoff win | Sports
LAFC goalkeeper Hugo Lloris had plenty to say about BC Place's turf after his team lost to the Vancouver Whitecaps.
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November 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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I really should go to sleep.

Still too hyped to do it.

What a crazy night, Vancouver.

#VWFC
November 23, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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Sounds like I missed an all-timer last night and congrats to the ‘Caps for gutting it out against the Forces of Evil.

Here’s to hoping #FCCincy can drop the smooth hurt on Miami this afternoon…

…wonder what the ratio among neutrals between Cincy and Miami?

At any rate, happy #MLS matchday!
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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What a Shame
TSN SPORTSCENTRE
No #VWFC highlights of #MLSCUP
until all the NHL regular game highlights
To start the show off with #LeafsForever  loss
Let’s Grow the game of soccer in #Canada 🇨🇦⚽️
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Just need Miami to get knocked out today and then we can finally have our MLS playoffs instead of a “who spent in July” contest.

(Müller doesn’t count for some reason, either because the Caps were already blasting everyone or because he’s the Clark Kent of soccer and lives for not counting.)
November 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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The MLS Playoffs are the most exciting soccer games that you’ll see. Get off your high horse and enjoy it.
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
For Canadian teams, one Member of Parliament for the province. (Do we think @whitecapsfc.com can get @elizabethemay.bsky.social for CB? 😄) #VWFC #MLS
instead of the MLS being a retirement home for a handful of world class players, the United States should put its own spin on the beautiful game. Every team should be required to play with one state senator on the pitch at all times
November 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
November 23, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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The @whitecapsfc.com advance in the MLS Playoffs and Thomas Müller had some things to say that Jürgen Klopp might take note of!
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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Two games away from being MLS champions. Unreal. #vwfc
November 23, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Caps in OT be like: #VWFC #VANvLAFC #MLS #MLSCup
November 23, 2025 at 9:02 AM
And yet… 😤🫡 #VWFC #VANvLAFC #MLS #MLSCup
Vancouver Whitecaps FC: 2 (1.28 xG)
vs
Los Angeles FC: 2 (3.85 xG)

#VANvLAFC | #VWFC | #LAFC | #MLS | 🤖⚽
November 23, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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Football, bloody hell, things of that nature
November 23, 2025 at 5:52 AM
A historic season, and it’s not over yet #VWFC #MLS #MLSPlayoffs
By defeating LAFC in penalty kicks tonight, Vancouver Whitecaps FC has reached an Audi MLS Cup Playoffs Conference Final for the first time in club history.
November 23, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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I can’t believe Son and LAFC are out of the MLS Playoffs. And Son missed his PK 😭😭😭
November 23, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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Tough game but we're going to the Western conf final 😜 #Go #Whitecaps #vancouver #vancity #mls
a man wearing a jacket that says let 's go on it
ALT: a man wearing a jacket that says let 's go on it
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November 23, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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#Whitecaps. Excellent game, stellar defence and well-positioned goal posts.
November 23, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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I’m still not able to grasp that what I watched just happened… #VWFC
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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That Whitecaps victory was absolutely bonkers. #Incredible #MLS
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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The work of Sebastian Berhalter and Andres Cubas when Vancouver went down to 10 men was immense.

They were very good prior to that point, but my goodness, no way Vancouver survives without those two.

#VWFC
November 23, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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THE WINNING MOMENT: Mathías Laborda converted his penalty and secured the Vancouver Whitecaps’ place in the Major League Soccer semi-finals. #VWFC #MLS

📸 Roy Hui/TrueNorthFoot
November 23, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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Caps vs. LAFC should be required viewing from here on out for anyone who claims soccer is boring.

#VWFC
November 23, 2025 at 6:19 AM