#TheMaskedSinger I’m thinking Wolf might be Jason Donovan
January 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
#TheMaskedSinger I’m thinking Wolf might be Jason Donovan
@stevenperkins.bsky.social Every time someone says ‘yourself’ now I can hear you cringing from here
January 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
@stevenperkins.bsky.social Every time someone says ‘yourself’ now I can hear you cringing from here
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Until these people started arguing I thought they were the same man. #TheTraitors
January 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Until these people started arguing I thought they were the same man. #TheTraitors
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On sisters couch. Grinch sentry duty. That green bastard’s not getting past me & my zebra pyjamas. #duvetknowitschristmas
December 25, 2024 at 12:41 AM
On sisters couch. Grinch sentry duty. That green bastard’s not getting past me & my zebra pyjamas. #duvetknowitschristmas
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4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day.
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
September 4, 2024 at 4:14 PM
4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day.
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
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Speaking gravely into a desk phone in a darkened room, the only light a cherry of a cigarette, "A woman on our girls' trip has...grown snarky."
December 19, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Speaking gravely into a desk phone in a darkened room, the only light a cherry of a cigarette, "A woman on our girls' trip has...grown snarky."
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What insane beliefs did you have re what things meant?
Or what have you heard from the "TIL that SWAG stands for "stolen wonga aggressively gajned"?
Or what have you heard from the "TIL that SWAG stands for "stolen wonga aggressively gajned"?
December 16, 2024 at 8:17 AM
What insane beliefs did you have re what things meant?
Or what have you heard from the "TIL that SWAG stands for "stolen wonga aggressively gajned"?
Or what have you heard from the "TIL that SWAG stands for "stolen wonga aggressively gajned"?
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Merry Christmas, all. ❤️🎄🎅🏽
(And no. I did NOT whiten my teeth Hollywood stylee! 😂)
(And no. I did NOT whiten my teeth Hollywood stylee! 😂)
December 11, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Merry Christmas, all. ❤️🎄🎅🏽
(And no. I did NOT whiten my teeth Hollywood stylee! 😂)
(And no. I did NOT whiten my teeth Hollywood stylee! 😂)
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Yes, people will post pictures on social media of sleeping arrangements on Xmas Eve and I will once again attempt to leverage this to raise money for charity — just pinning this to my profile to head off the relentless (i.e. sporadic) enquiries
December 3, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Yes, people will post pictures on social media of sleeping arrangements on Xmas Eve and I will once again attempt to leverage this to raise money for charity — just pinning this to my profile to head off the relentless (i.e. sporadic) enquiries
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They’ve released the Christmas Discourse Schedule! Lots to look forward to this year.
November 26, 2024 at 7:48 AM
They’ve released the Christmas Discourse Schedule! Lots to look forward to this year.
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This Thanksgiving I give thanks for the people who don't believe in Me for trying to protect the world from those who do.
November 27, 2024 at 5:17 PM
This Thanksgiving I give thanks for the people who don't believe in Me for trying to protect the world from those who do.
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By the sound of things downstairs my wife and her book club pals sure have drunk a lot of books.
November 27, 2024 at 8:08 PM
By the sound of things downstairs my wife and her book club pals sure have drunk a lot of books.
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People who brag about not being politically correct tend also not to be factually, morally, or grammatically correct.
November 24, 2024 at 11:48 PM
People who brag about not being politically correct tend also not to be factually, morally, or grammatically correct.
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I remain obsessed by how much this publicity photo from Spaced looks like every British Xennial's First Houseshare Photo. The poses! The sofa! THE LITTLE BAMBOO TABLE FOR THE LANDLINE WITH SPACE BENEATH FOR THE YELLOW PAGES.
November 25, 2024 at 12:25 PM
I remain obsessed by how much this publicity photo from Spaced looks like every British Xennial's First Houseshare Photo. The poses! The sofa! THE LITTLE BAMBOO TABLE FOR THE LANDLINE WITH SPACE BENEATH FOR THE YELLOW PAGES.
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About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
October 10, 2023 at 4:42 PM
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
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I bet that you'd look good in my bookstore,
I don't know if you're looking for a romance I don't know what you're looking for.
I said, I bet that you look good in my bookstore, looking for a book like I Robot, or 1984.
Or 1984.
I don't know if you're looking for a romance I don't know what you're looking for.
I said, I bet that you look good in my bookstore, looking for a book like I Robot, or 1984.
Or 1984.
November 23, 2024 at 10:26 PM
I bet that you'd look good in my bookstore,
I don't know if you're looking for a romance I don't know what you're looking for.
I said, I bet that you look good in my bookstore, looking for a book like I Robot, or 1984.
Or 1984.
I don't know if you're looking for a romance I don't know what you're looking for.
I said, I bet that you look good in my bookstore, looking for a book like I Robot, or 1984.
Or 1984.
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I hadn't realised the LGBA had done this. Absolute snakes. Quite right, Jimmy.
November 24, 2024 at 11:26 AM
I hadn't realised the LGBA had done this. Absolute snakes. Quite right, Jimmy.
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Going away for 2 nights this weekend so I have packed the regulation 948,952 pairs of pants x
November 22, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Going away for 2 nights this weekend so I have packed the regulation 948,952 pairs of pants x
Well, if I wasn’t before, I am now fully invested in Bluesky
November 23, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Well, if I wasn’t before, I am now fully invested in Bluesky
Post you from a different era.
1976. Seething at no longer being the centre of attention.
1976. Seething at no longer being the centre of attention.
November 21, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Post you from a different era.
1976. Seething at no longer being the centre of attention.
1976. Seething at no longer being the centre of attention.
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Please take a moment to appreciate the Scottish gritter truck names...😄
Not seen any in Edinburgh yet though.
Not seen any in Edinburgh yet though.
November 20, 2024 at 5:57 AM
Please take a moment to appreciate the Scottish gritter truck names...😄
Not seen any in Edinburgh yet though.
Not seen any in Edinburgh yet though.
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